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GhostOfDemocratsPast 400 points ago +402 / -2

Oh fuck. Chris Christie if true.

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ProphetOfKek 162 points ago +162 / -0

I think we are well past that into Rosie-land.

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KeepingAmericaGreat 98 points ago +98 / -0

This is Janet Reno territory.

(6'1"+ - just looked)

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Bogey 15 points ago +15 / -0

"It's Ma'am" huge.

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 11 points ago +11 / -0

Stacy Abram's gap, if so.

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HarrisonBergeron 2 points ago +2 / -0

She peed standing up!

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TrumpsWall 16 points ago +16 / -0

Are we talking Michael Moore huge?

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bill_in_texas 15 points ago +15 / -0

More like Stacy Abrams, create her own gravity huge.

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HighVoltage 1 point ago +1 / -0

Michael Obama huge

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Plaquenil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amy Schumer if accurate. Chris Christie if correct. Rosie O’Donnell if right.

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Tantalus4200 10 points ago +10 / -0

Mike Obama's penis is true

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NoSteppyonmyPepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Michael Moore if material

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andre9000 34 points ago +34 / -0

Why the fuck are there so many sesame seeds all over the floor... ** finds big mac containers **

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KiloRed 9 points ago +9 / -0

I dunno why but this had me busting a gut laughing.

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Hatsarehats 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is like fucking Lizzo if true.

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SoldierofKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you guys for sacrificing the most important appendage for the cause lol