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TheOne1 257 points ago +258 / -1

I love when the left thinks they are so smart they don't need to be tidy... It all starts with cleaning your freaking room idiots... lolz

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Leadforpeds 164 points ago +164 / -0

If only they listened to Jordan Peterson

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AnotherPedeInTheWall 79 points ago +79 / -0

They made their bed with the top sheet. But underneath is a jumble of sheets and pillows smushed down to not look so lumpy. Problem is the landslide was too big to smush.

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TheOne1 86 points ago +86 / -0

Bro, we broke the f*cking algorithm! They had to pull hundreds of thousands of fake CCP ballots they held in reserve in the middle of the night to overcome the landslid!. Rudy has the Spectrographic analysis ready to examine the ink and paper of the ballots. WE ARE GONNA BLOW THIS SHIT UP!

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FullAutoFlintlock 21 points ago +21 / -0

fang fang

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Whirlybot 1 point ago +1 / -0

But the polls!!!

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Lovepede 9 points ago +9 / -0

If you didn't learn how to make your bed in the military, you just don't know how.

Funny how the most fundamental first-day discipline of Basic is also Jordan Peterson's MO.

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KAG_FTW 30 points ago +30 / -0

Make your beds every morning and don't use the same password on literally every account you own

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Teslo 12 points ago +12 / -0

The password thing reminds me of Jim Florentine prank calling a lady about an alarm system password. https://youtu.be/CPHiN3sSvn8

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chlofefe 8 points ago +8 / -0

and don't make your password "[email protected]"

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CurlyGreybush 3 points ago +3 / -0

Uh oh..... I got to go change some passwords...... ;-)

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iClue 17 points ago +17 / -0

It’s not that they refuse to be tidy. They’re arrogant. To them, it’s not covering their tracks or removing evidence. This is all normal to them. It’s just.

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Saltybitch 13 points ago +13 / -0

Like Hunter Biden, so arrogant he records himself with his own niece...arrogance that defies all logic.

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Leadforpeds 12 points ago +12 / -0

WELL IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU MEAN BY

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Goudeloch 10 points ago +10 / -0

LISTEN, BUCKO

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 5 points ago +6 / -1

goddang it you guys got me lolling my ass off over here reading these in JP's special wheezy but compelling exasperated voice

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ThePowerOfPrayer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Instead, they create subreddits like /r/neckbeardbeasts and cry about their mental health issues and depression being the cause of their filthy rooms-

https://archive.is/qOgIT

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Gothiks 4 points ago +4 / -0

Odds the password was hunter2?

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