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Leadforpeds 164 points ago +164 / -0

If only they listened to Jordan Peterson

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AnotherPedeInTheWall 79 points ago +79 / -0

They made their bed with the top sheet. But underneath is a jumble of sheets and pillows smushed down to not look so lumpy. Problem is the landslide was too big to smush.

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TheOne1 86 points ago +86 / -0

Bro, we broke the f*cking algorithm! They had to pull hundreds of thousands of fake CCP ballots they held in reserve in the middle of the night to overcome the landslid!. Rudy has the Spectrographic analysis ready to examine the ink and paper of the ballots. WE ARE GONNA BLOW THIS SHIT UP!

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FullAutoFlintlock 21 points ago +21 / -0

fang fang

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Whirlybot 1 point ago +1 / -0

But the polls!!!

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Lovepede 9 points ago +9 / -0

If you didn't learn how to make your bed in the military, you just don't know how.

Funny how the most fundamental first-day discipline of Basic is also Jordan Peterson's MO.

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KAG_FTW 30 points ago +30 / -0

Make your beds every morning and don't use the same password on literally every account you own

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Teslo 12 points ago +12 / -0

The password thing reminds me of Jim Florentine prank calling a lady about an alarm system password. https://youtu.be/CPHiN3sSvn8

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chlofefe 8 points ago +8 / -0

and don't make your password "[email protected]"

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CurlyGreybush 3 points ago +3 / -0

Uh oh..... I got to go change some passwords...... ;-)

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