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Barbs 17 points ago +17 / -0

Except he cheated for years, and made several people’s lives miserable, who were accusing him of cheating, before he finally got caught. Because nobody wanted to believe it.

I really hope that’s not the standard.

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kuningus 13 points ago +13 / -0

Sounds about like what's going in now.

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tendies 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden cheated in bike races confirmed

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MaximoLiberatos 2 points ago +2 / -0

We've got the criminal, the crooked media, and the NPCs, but there's something else in the equation this time.

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Mrs_Fonebone 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nice one!

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Trumperette1 6 points ago +6 / -0

...and lied, and lied, and lied.

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J_Von_Random 5 points ago +5 / -0

Problem with that analogy is that everyone was cheating. So he was simply honestly playing the real game of "Who is the best cheater?".

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Sixty2ndAssassin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Were all the cyclists cheating? I hadn't heard that before.

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J_Von_Random 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, common knowledge.

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GodEmperorBeerus 4 points ago +4 / -0

They ended up awarding first place to someone who originally finished around 20th

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Bizz 2 points ago +2 / -0

And he kicked everyone's ass.. 7 times in a row.

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Texasgal 4 points ago +4 / -0

So did the Astros!

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Trump_is_GEOTUS 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lance had more balls than Joe, and he still got caught! Trump is going to win.

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doodaddy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I see what you did there 😜

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Karens_Ex_Husband 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well they were both held in high esteem, but in reality were big time scum bags. The fall will be hard for Joe, just as it was for Lance.

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IamM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oddly enough Lance Armstrong's testicles have a lot in common with the democratic nominees: one is old, shriveled up, and more than likely dead, while the other is a light shade of brown and has probably been licked by countless old black men.

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boony_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

they were all cheating in the pro peloton, same in this race. we've got rinos and dems cheating. Trump didn't cheat, 74+ million

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MrsSilenceDogood 3 points ago +3 / -0

And grifted millions with his little yellow wrist bands.

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TheUpsetter 2 points ago +2 / -0

I still remember Kerry wearing one during his campaign, all cringe.

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captain_palsy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Excellent analogy! Conspiracies suround us.

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Joe_Btfsplk 2 points ago +2 / -0

It took Biden to knock Lance off the Top Cheat spot.

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SwineFlu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now he only has one nut.

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Bizz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Except Lance Armstrong physically won 7 tours in a row.. he didn't just show up at the end for a spot on the podium.

No one takes performance enhancing drugs in professional sports... until you get caught.

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KRM944 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK!

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EbenezerMac76 2 points ago +2 / -0

Using that one tomorrow!!!

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RedTexas 2 points ago +2 / -0

Easy on the Strohs. Yanks and BSox committed much worse deeds. Liberal media cucks diverted facts. Hmm sounds familiar.

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Kekistan_United 1 point ago +2 / -1

i agree with the sentiment, on its face.

but, presumably. the honest athletes in the cycling world all admit they all did it.

AND that even with cheating, no one could win that many times in a row.

meaning. the medical doping they were all guilty, only took them so far...

so in that case, ostensibly, letting them all dope all they want, most of them agree,

that lance would still be the likely winner...

what im seeing now isnt not the argument of whether cheating ocurred...

but for how far and wide was the spread.