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handpeople 38 points ago +39 / -1

If you urinate on a rapist, he will probably start licking your feet before he rapes you twice like he originally planned.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or just kill you instead. Seems like pretty terrible advice.

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DeepWinter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, I mean, they're liberals, so...

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pileongomer 34 points ago +35 / -1

Firearm on right not a glock. Say ‘pistol’.

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TheSmirkofBillBarr 13 points ago +13 / -0

That list is fake. They don't talk about the AR-14

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inspir3dgenius 7 points ago +7 / -0

You are awarded one denomination of kek

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BasedRedPillZeus 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lmao, this is brilliant

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Mr.GoodWrench 23 points ago +23 / -0

Really loved Burn Notice...especially Gabrielle!!!!!

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Plutossextape1 14 points ago +14 / -0

Fiona - should we shoot them?

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Mr.GoodWrench 13 points ago +13 / -0

Never forget THE Bruce Campbell!!!!!

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 4 points ago +4 / -0

Should we shoot them?

The answer to most of life’s problems according to Fiona. Trigger happy little minx!❤️

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MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

“You know spies, buncha bitchy little girls.”

-The Prophecies of Chuck Finley

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2ndenthusiast 6 points ago +6 / -0

if she'll tase somebody while they're hanging on to her - WHILE LAUGHING - yes she'll pop a cap in you.

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Throwaway_Test 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nice reference :-)

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Tseliteiv 21 points ago +21 / -0

Conservative anti-rape tips. Have your husband or father kill the rapist.

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Mr.GoodWrench 9 points ago +9 / -0

Brothers should be more than willing also. I know I am!!!!!

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ChokingOnARedpill 5 points ago +6 / -1

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

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AnomalusCitizen7375 2 points ago +2 / -0

I believe they measure this kind of prevention in grains

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Rockmanneo 14 points ago +14 / -0

Lol @ libs thinking peeing will stop the sexual depraved.

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notstoolie3 10 points ago +10 / -0

To “ruin the libido” of a rapist.... a rapist has a completely different libido than normal human beings. If anything, this possibly turns him on. I am so goddamn sick of liberals I don’t really know what to do anymore. It’s getting to the point the where I’m going to go crazy as well.

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quigonkenny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, to be fair, chance eye contact from across the room by anyone who doesn't hold Democrat political office counts as rape for a leftist nowadays, so...

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The_Emperor 1 point ago +1 / -0

There might be s lot of wet pants when people return to rooms after the 'rona.

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Anaconda 10 points ago +17 / -7

Photo on the left is creepy

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iliv4gamez 28 points ago +28 / -0

Biden did some modelling in his earlier years.

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rebelde_sin_causa 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's who it made me think of

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Knight1_of_Sunset 3 points ago +3 / -0

Creepy Gropin' China Joe Hiden!

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ChokingOnARedpill 2 points ago +3 / -1

So like, a few months ago? Cuz I saw this same shit on the campaign trail during the primaries.

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rebelde_sin_causa 9 points ago +9 / -0

Vast majority of people are unable to wet their pants on purpose. There's a mental block there. Even if they have to pee really bad, they still can't. This has been studied. So I hope that advice isn't actually being given to anyone.

But it can make for a fun and lucrative party trick: Bet your friend $20 or a bottle of Cuervo or something that he can't piss his pants. Very strong odds you will win the bet. But even if you lose, you'll still have the entertainment value of him pissing himself in front of everyone at the party.

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meals23 8 points ago +8 / -0

yeah I know a party hasn't started until I start a bet with who can intentionally piss their pants first

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Dp23 8 points ago +8 / -0

It should be unload the magazine into the rapists dick.

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ifififififokiedokie 7 points ago +7 / -0

Girl on left is super hot, no way she’s a liberal.

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massivehairycleaner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, she's missing 400 pounds and blue hair.

Or crackface and rotting teeth.

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DaDonDada1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

Burn Notice is underrated. There, I said it.

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Memeoverlord 5 points ago +5 / -0

I got band for 48 hrs on facebook for this one a few months ago.

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Destineed369 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wasn’t piss yourself against rape a 4chan op?

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I_lurk_u_long_time 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're thinking of #pissforequality which was a 4chan attempt to get tumblr users to piss themselves in solidarity with unconscious rape victims (some of whom soil themselves).

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Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

*and film and post it on the internet lol.

Oh! Cuts for Bieber was a good one

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PaulieM91 4 points ago +4 / -0

Remember ladies, start by aiming at the dick, the natural kick of the pistol will move closer to their heart with each consecutive shot.

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BillPigg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gabrielle Anwar from "Burn Notice"??

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ProudWhiteMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hmmm funny how the "rape" victim seems turned on. Then again imagine being told ok we are going to take a picture of you as a rape victim so wear a spaghetti top shirt without a bra and the guy is going to grab you by the pussy, oh close your eyes and touch his arm as if you're resisting but not really. Thanks here's $50 for your trouble.

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Anticen 2 points ago +3 / -1

That's just going to turn them on more.

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Killfoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ladies, shoot them in the dick.

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Gingermae 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everything libs preach is asshoe

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nrnspfalz 1 point ago +1 / -0

One way is super cucked, and the other way is super empowered. Sounds about right!

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does that mean the rapist should be scared so bad he urinates or you demand he urinates on himself at gunpoint?

Imagine the mindfuck, “Pee”

“What??”

CLICK “Pee on yourself or eat lead”

Rapist cries, “Ok I done it! Now what?”

“Poop”. Bonus, helps law enforcement identify rapist!

“Unit 17-4, we have found the perp. Two holes in his coconut and a pant load. Send the coroner.”