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AussiePede91 239 points ago +239 / -0

this post made my day

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Elemenohpede [S] 177 points ago +177 / -0

Article II Sub-Section I of the Pepe Clause in the Kekstitution says "This is a good thing fren."

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FreedomFlowerDelta 111 points ago +111 / -0

Can't wait for the Bill of Keks

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Elemenohpede [S] 154 points ago +154 / -0

Your honor, my client is clearly based AND redpilled. Thus, his shitposting falls clearly within the Bill of Keks, and is therefore Kekstitutional.

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5DTheme 52 points ago +53 / -1

lmao the Kekstitution

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GEOTUSMAGA 44 points ago +44 / -0

Shibby

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darthmatt005 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude where's my covfefe?

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DoubleBased 37 points ago +37 / -0

I need to see a full kekified parody of the constitution now.

Spez: and it needs to be written in mspaint. Top sticky material to the first person to repost it.

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Honor+Duty 5 points ago +5 / -0

And if you call the coroners office to ask a couple of questions you will go to jail even if you are just a kid.

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themightykekfish 2 points ago +2 / -0

Goddammit I love u frens

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Fenianlad 2 points ago +2 / -0

How many articles did it take before you were forced out?

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HatnNewLognReqs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thule was the toppest kek

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Tookens 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's like when they use to issue Peter Frampton albums to white people in the suburbs.

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Necrovoter 13 points ago +13 / -0

Here you go - https://i.imgur.com/i6XLiEh.jpg
MSPaint version 6.1 to the rescue!

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JackArrow 7 points ago +7 / -0

Shadilay!

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MAGAmigo 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s prokected speech

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patataoh 23 points ago +23 / -0

Declaration of Kekipendence

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Cuckslayer2020 16 points ago +16 / -0

To the constitution of KEK

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GEOTUSMAGA 11 points ago +11 / -0

...the right of the people to kek and praise kek shall not be infringed

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ArchbishopofKekistan 13 points ago +13 / -0

Can't I just excommunicate all the commies? Kekstitution should have that clause somewhere...

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Elemenohpede [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

Not without trial at the Court of Frogs! Then a swift kexecution.

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ArchbishopofKekistan 13 points ago +13 / -0

Bingo. I shall award them no points, and may God have mercy on their commie souls.

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Elemenohpede [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

On second thought, let's forego the mercy.

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ArchbishopofKekistan 8 points ago +8 / -0

I find your terms acceptable.

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CaptRedbeard 7 points ago +7 / -0

Helicopter rides!

Maybe upside down if we're feeling froggy🐸

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CeruleanShadow 4 points ago +4 / -0

I shall award them no points,

You want to award them negative points

and then

may God have mercy on their commie souls

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ArchbishopofKekistan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Woah woah, who's the Archbishop here? I don't see any fancy titles in your username, pede!

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peoplewatching101 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yup funny shit

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Peaceful-Riot 75 points ago +75 / -0

LOL

Literally me

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Xerxes_Bleeds 28 points ago +29 / -1

Nothing like the right motivation to make us all really interested in civics

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Ogcarvattack 7 points ago +7 / -0

Would who have thought...

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Timmy100 7 points ago +7 / -0

Civics...Is that like how to learn to eat snails with a spoon?

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Clandestiny 6 points ago +6 / -0

But the crunchy shells are the best part!

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LibertyDay 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Hmmm..." I don't know what I just read "Looks like Biden's fucked!"

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Knight1_of_Sunset 61 points ago +61 / -0

Times like these makes me wish that I know about the law a lot better than right now.

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patataoh 60 points ago +60 / -0

Fuck bro just specialize. Find a niche and focus on it. For me it’s been bird law and holy shit

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ARC0 20 points ago +21 / -1

Bird law? Now I'm curious

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patataoh 43 points ago +43 / -0

Well for starters It is illegal in the United States to keep a hummingbird as a pet. The Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918 makes it illegal to capture, possess, or kill many species of birds, including hummingbirds, without a permit. However that is not true in regard to gulls, as gulls are also protected under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act which there is no permit for. Also, communism is founded on the rape of penguins. Look it up.

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Criss_P_Bacon 21 points ago +22 / -1

Based bird lawyer.

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patataoh 20 points ago +21 / -1

Are you trying to besmirch me? Because I will be satisfied

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Covfefe192020 12 points ago +12 / -0

Well, filibuster..

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kekkk 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lin Wood has inspired me to become a Lawyer.

Fight for truth and justice.

It is a powerful thing.

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ColdBrewCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

My wife says I should be. Usually after I win arguments with her.

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streakybacon 5 points ago +5 / -0

So how do they solve crimes in Amsterdam? What happens if a guy does a murder and then just hides the bloody knife under his jacket?

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doug2 5 points ago +5 / -0

You can also go have a doctor shoot you up with heroine and argue about the size of the dose.

"I can take WAYY more than that chief!"

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Ogcarvattack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mr. Bob Bobalina

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ObamasLooseButthole 14 points ago +14 / -0

It is illegal in the United States to keep a hummingbird as a pet.

My loophole is to set out 7 feeders... They're my freeroam pets now.

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HatnNewLognReqs 6 points ago +6 / -0

This works. A family member did this and she has over 30 hummingbirds free ranging her patio. I videoed and paused to count them cause those little buggers are flighty af

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ARC0 3 points ago +3 / -0

You ever see em fight and dive-bomb each other

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HatnNewLognReqs 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah! I had never seen them be so aggressive, but I guess when you're part of a horde you gotta fight.

Also, the sound of so many at once is a little creepy

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F2DontShoot 6 points ago +6 / -0

HUMMINGBIRDS ARE A LEGAL TENDER

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh wonderful. Woodstock is looking for a good attorney. Maybe you can take his case after Woody Woodpecker’s.

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EvJohn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cackling madly through this part of the thread. Well done, all!

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PNW_PEPE 22 points ago +22 / -0

Yeah. Call me crazy but I was considering law school until I heard it’s basically impossible to get a job unless you are IVY league or have deep connections. But the more I think about it, I think the job market is probably fine but people are told to not go into it because learning US law is very anticommunist (not literally, but for reasons like “job market”). Everything in US education is trending towards communist-based, law school may be the last stand— in sure it’s already ruined in many places though.

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UpTrump 18 points ago +18 / -0

Hate to break it to ya, but the T14 law schools produce many cucks

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HockeyMom4Trump 12 points ago +12 / -0

Many of the best lawyers do not even go to T14. Jay Sekulow did not. Lin Wood did not.

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doug2 3 points ago +3 / -0

T14?

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whyewemadbro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Top 14

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thehacker4channel 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah typing out the whole word, “Top” just takes too long. It’s much easier for communication purposes to just type “T” even if it results in no one understanding what is being said.

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esheki808 1 point ago +1 / -0

But then you had to waste time typing this...

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Top 14 law school

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arminius009- 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was as well.. i did a 2 years ABA approved legal program for only $10,000. Takes a 3 year full time program to be eligible to sit for bar exam, so i knew i wouldnt be bar eligible...

But gave me opportunity to learn, see if i like it. I did...but its that law school price tag hurdle...10k os ok...but $100,000...in student loans? To make..maybe...$50,000 per year if you arent a top law school grad? Not worth it

I had found a smaller local school that was state approved for bar..and it was only $20,000 but you had to agree to do community service in exchange...which i was ok with..but i moved out of state.

Arizona has only 3 law schools..all at state college. :/ so..major pain.not worth it

I already make over $100k and state law schools dont offer night class law school...really no program for law school for working adults in AZ.

If you can find an alternative law school that still gets you state bar eligible..it may be worth it. Otherwise..yeah..you will probably be paying craploads but earning peanuts and having to hustle to carve out a niche to make a living.

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UpTrump 9 points ago +9 / -0

At least we realize we don't know it all. The left thinks they're experts on something after 5 minutes

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doug2 3 points ago +3 / -0

I saw some dude say, unironically, "I just read the wikipedia article on this. So I'm very well positioned to comment.."

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FreedomFlowerDelta 51 points ago +51 / -0

This is the fucking best. TO THE TOP!

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Elemenohpede [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

The SF guy? Could you ask him to bring some stirring fry too, studying got me hungry.

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Elemenohpede [S] 27 points ago +27 / -0

Don't forget the glasses. +5 to Intellect at least!

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DebbieinDallas 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dont forget the pen in the pocket protector, or pencil behind the ear

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impera 7 points ago +7 / -0

Those beers are all buffs to logical capability, and even better, the bonuses stack! Not so great for the memory though.

Bringing clarity to what at times is an intentionally confusing profession.

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patataoh 3 points ago +3 / -0

And wearing a bow tie makes you 5x cucker

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doug2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Easy

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SideOBeef2016 31 points ago +31 / -0

4 beers? U ain't irish....

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Elemenohpede [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

I work late shift, not Irish though.. no.

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streakybacon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Depends on the size and strength of the beer

My local sells this beer that's about 4 beers in one

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Fenianlad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Four beers is an appetizer.

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Elemenohpede [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

Thanks for the sticky. That's why MODS=GODS is the 2nd Afrenment.

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JesusisKing 17 points ago +17 / -0

I’m an expert in pepe law

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JesusisKing 2 points ago +2 / -0

I abstain! Objection your honor

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btfspooner 15 points ago +16 / -1

based username, nice sticky!

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Elemenohpede [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

Are you a cute 10/10 bombshell? If so, no we aren't the same dude.

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Elemenohpede [S] 12 points ago +13 / -1

I'm pissed too, and I'm a leaf! Way I see it the world is cucked and y'all are the last bastion of freedom and I'll be dammed if they take it from you. So I'm up reading a memorandum from a country I don't even live in.

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thehacker4channel 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s okay, we had to learn about countries that don’t even exist anymore for years, but our civics classes were annihilated.

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BasedBetch 9 points ago +9 / -0

Summary of the opinion: When the Republicans filed suit the Secretary of State told the court they hadn’t certified the results. Then, after a telephonic hearing with the court where they said that, the dems issued a press release saying that the vote was certified and then filed something with the court saying it was certified so the lawsuit was moot, or invalid because the results were already certified. The republicans said nahhh there are all these other steps to take to certify results and they haven’t done that. So the court says if there are other steps to be taken to certify results, dems are prohibited from taking further action to certify pending a full hearing where evidence can be presented.

Court says There’s no harm to the dems because electoral college Votes are not cast until 12/14 so given the dems actions it’s necessary to issue an emergency injunction prohibiting them from certifying. (Important: The standard for issuing an emergency injunction like this is that if the court doesn’t do it, one side will suffer irreparable harm.)

ALSO the court opines that the republicans have shown a likelihood they they will succeed on their claim that allowing mail in voting without one of the excuses as to why a voter can’t vote in person, which is required by the state constitution, without amending the state constitution (which they didn’t) is invalid on its face.

Court says the democrats saying the republicans point is moot and allowing them to take further steps to certify and not issue an emergency injunction prohibiting them from certifying could disenfranchise millions of voters, when issuing an emergency stay of certifying won’t disenfranchise anyone because the electoral college votes don’t have to be cast until mid December.

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Monny 4 points ago +4 / -0

You seem to have a good grasp on things here so I hope you don't mind me asking a question:

Have PA GA or MI have been certified yet? I know they're absolutely still in play, but I am wondering if they've been officially certified. If so, have all states been certified?

The reason I ask is because the betting sites I used to bet on Trump winning suddenly closed all my bets earlier today and declared that I've lost. After sitting in limbo for weeks Bodog and Betway both declared Biden winner today and I lost my dough.

As far as I know results have not been certified with every state, and I wonder about what authority these betting websites are referring to suddenly claim Biden the winner.

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BasedBetch 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just based on that opinion, I can say it doesn’t appear the PA results have been certified. The Dems did some half ass press release without all the other formalities to say “we certified, so it’s over dismiss their lawsuit.” And the republicans said nah you have to go through all these formalities and you didn’t do that and also they ONLY claimed to certify the president and VP race and the republicans and the court don’t think they can certify some races and not others. So the court basically assumed the republicans were right, and based on the fact that it was only a press release, very informal, and said it doesn’t appear they’re certified, you cannot take any other steps to certify pending a hearing.

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Monny 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree, thanks for the clarification.

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BasedBetch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Happy to help, fren!

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shiftycoyote 9 points ago +9 / -0

OP is Canadian and doing this. A true freedom-loving Patriot. Friend, do not worry about us. We elect people like Trump to solve our deepest problems because that’s the kind of country we are. You don’t have to be a lifelong politician to become the most powerful human on earth.

We love you from afar, and wish you the best.

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russianbot759 7 points ago +7 / -0

I wish canada had a trump. Maybe Kevin O'leary will run one day

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RentFree2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

My Cousin Pepe

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Elemenohpede [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Two yutes! They stole my magic grits.

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thatwasawesome 8 points ago +9 / -1

I'm still laughing...Thank you !

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TurdManJones 7 points ago +8 / -1

monkaHmm

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FuckTheOtherSide 7 points ago +7 / -0

It is not problem

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GitmObama 7 points ago +7 / -0

At least you have the dress code right!

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CulperRing 6 points ago +6 / -0

I fucking love you guys.

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Elemenohpede [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

I love you too fren

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TheRealBuddyB 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm with yab

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Aoikaze2000 5 points ago +5 / -0

If it doesn't make any sense, drink another beer.

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2Guns1ForEachofYa 5 points ago +5 / -0

69 U.S.C. § 100 Proof—CONSPIRACY TO BE DRUNK IN THE UNITED STATES

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blukid 5 points ago +5 / -0

we need a team of official verified lawyer pedes on tdw to translate to us autists

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HatnNewLognReqs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you really an autist if you don't get it tho?

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CMDRConanAAnderson 5 points ago +5 / -0

Peperalegal

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 4 points ago +4 / -0

Only 10pm on this coast, fren.

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nrnspfalz 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is me too after 4 Fireballs. I also find myself wanting to tell every Pede that will listen how much I love and appreciate them. LOL

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HatnNewLognReqs 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol... don't drink fireball. It is made of antifreeze and sadness.

Lawpedes drink a nice single malt scotch. Good lawpedes get that scotch older than half the winners here. 😎👌

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NotSpyRussian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Alls I knows is that if your argument rhymes then you win all the times...

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basedBlumpkin 4 points ago +5 / -1

The accuracy of this is stunning

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AlcoholicRetard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Those are rookie numbers

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heightnoise 4 points ago +4 / -0

ReS JuDiCaTA?! MoRe LiKe RES STUPIDCATA! JuSt GiVe ThEm TeNdIeS iF tHey DoNt...lIkeeee...tHe jUdGeMentttttttt....

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Seems_legit83 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lmao I feel this in my soul

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DJT_JR6544 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now THIS is a 45-second pepe!

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Blindsummit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Beers! Lightweight. I'm about 8 Scotch Malt Whiskies in :)

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travistd6789 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well done! I'm right with you after a couple or three gin and tonics!

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HatnNewLognReqs 1 point ago +1 / -0

best gin?

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travistd6789 2 points ago +2 / -0

Others mentioned some of my favorites: Hendrick's, Beefeater, and the Boodles is also quite good. Bombay (plain version, not the sapphire) is another. Where I live, there aren't many exotic choices.

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EvJohn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Boodles.

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HatnNewLognReqs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never seen that one in the US before... is it local to you?

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EvJohn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Venerable British gin. Was sold a number of years ago to a conglomerate so it's not quite as fine as it was. But it's still damned good. Not sure how to tell you how to get hold of some.

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HatnNewLognReqs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, I just found some near me. Very cool! Will be an interesting change from the ol standby Beefeaters or Hendricks

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EvJohn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let me know what you think after you've tried it. Really superb, imo.

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Cannot_stop_winning 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bro I’m fucking faded so excited for GEOTUS to make his move

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the best way to learn

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KeepMOGreat 3 points ago +3 / -0

"After four beers at 1AM" is exactly how the professionals learn it in law school, so you're in good company here.

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magaroll 3 points ago +3 / -0

beer 4 ? Damn I'm on beer 7 and still can't make sense of the fuck shit that was done to lady liberty

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kevinkevin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Try after beer 8. It doesn't get easier. Trust me, friend. Trust me.

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MAGAnese 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pleas explain legalese. I have a hard time understanding it.

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EqualityMatters 2 points ago +2 / -0

Urban dictionary’s on point here.
“legalese” A way of talking or writing used mostly by lawyers and corporations, as a way to explain and elaborate every square inch of the matter at hand - creating an airtight verbal bubble that leaves no room for ambiguity.

This is done by writing as little as possible with as many words as possible, in such a way that Average Joe won't have a single clue what is presented to him, yet agrees to it because he couldn't care less about reading page up and page down with all that legal nonsense before he gets to use his new computer program.

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Elemenohpede [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was hoping to ask you the same thing!

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DwellerMike 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is art

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KeyDoorQ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stop drinking

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Elemenohpede [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everything in moderation fren

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KeyDoorQ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Na bra that’s a lie. Does Trump drink?

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Clandestiny 1 point ago +1 / -0

The tears of lefties.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

😹

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Shakakka99 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is me!

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PoorKidsJustAsBright 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lightweight

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Elemenohpede [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Act 3 Article 5 states: "frens don't peer pressure frens into substance abuse."

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Jjones23 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s the best education. Really

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HRTrumpNStuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup - this is where I am at.

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Monny 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does anyone know if PA GA or MI have been certified yet? I know they're absolutely still in play, but I am wondering if they've been officially certified.

The reason I ask is because the betting sites I used to bet on Trump winning suddenly closed all my bets earlier today and declared that I've lost. After sitting in limbo for weeks Bodog and Betway both declared Biden winner today and I lost my dough.

As far as I know results have not been certified with every state, and I wonder about what authority these betting websites are referring to suddenly claim Biden the winner.

Bodog said if Trump is eventually declared president after the courts they will pay me out my winnings, however Betway will not do this. Betway has settled all bets...

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Elemenohpede [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

PA no it has been halted pending SCOTUS review.

GA yes but they have filed suit to decertify.

MI also yes, unless they send Trump electors.

I think this is correct but not 100%

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Monny 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks!