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Well for starters It is illegal in the United States to keep a hummingbird as a pet. The Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918 makes it illegal to capture, possess, or kill many species of birds, including hummingbirds, without a permit. However that is not true in regard to gulls, as gulls are also protected under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act which there is no permit for. Also, communism is founded on the rape of penguins. Look it up.
This works. A family member did this and she has over 30 hummingbirds free ranging her patio. I videoed and paused to count them cause those little buggers are flighty af
Yeah. Call me crazy but I was considering law school until I heard it’s basically impossible to get a job unless you are IVY league or have deep connections. But the more I think about it, I think the job market is probably fine but people are told to not go into it because learning US law is very anticommunist (not literally, but for reasons like “job market”). Everything in US education is trending towards communist-based, law school may be the last stand— in sure it’s already ruined in many places though.
Yeah typing out the whole word, “Top” just takes too long. It’s much easier for communication purposes to just type “T” even if it results in no one understanding what is being said.
I was as well.. i did a 2 years ABA approved legal program for only $10,000. Takes a 3 year full time program to be eligible to sit for bar exam, so i knew i wouldnt be bar eligible...
But gave me opportunity to learn, see if i like it. I did...but its that law school price tag hurdle...10k os ok...but $100,000...in student loans? To make..maybe...$50,000 per year if you arent a top law school grad? Not worth it
I had found a smaller local school that was state approved for bar..and it was only $20,000 but you had to agree to do community service in exchange...which i was ok with..but i moved out of state.
Arizona has only 3 law schools..all at state college. :/ so..major pain.not worth it
I already make over $100k and state law schools dont offer night class law school...really no program for law school for working adults in AZ.
If you can find an alternative law school that still gets you state bar eligible..it may be worth it. Otherwise..yeah..you will probably be paying craploads but earning peanuts and having to hustle to carve out a niche to make a living.
I'm pissed too, and I'm a leaf! Way I see it the world is cucked and y'all are the last bastion of freedom and I'll be dammed if they take it from you. So I'm up reading a memorandum from a country I don't even live in.
Summary of the opinion:
When the Republicans filed suit the Secretary of State told the court they hadn’t certified the results. Then, after a telephonic hearing with the court where they said that, the dems issued a press release saying that the vote was certified and then filed something with the court saying it was certified so the lawsuit was moot, or invalid because the results were already certified. The republicans said nahhh there are all these other steps to take to certify results and they haven’t done that. So the court says if there are other steps to be taken to certify results, dems are prohibited from taking further action to certify pending a full hearing where evidence can be presented.
Court says There’s no harm to the dems because electoral college Votes are not cast until 12/14 so given the dems actions it’s necessary to issue an emergency injunction prohibiting them from certifying. (Important: The standard for issuing an emergency injunction like this is that if the court doesn’t do it, one side will suffer irreparable harm.)
ALSO the court opines that the republicans have shown a likelihood they they will succeed on their claim that allowing mail in voting without one of the excuses as to why a voter can’t vote in person, which is required by the state constitution, without amending the state constitution (which they didn’t) is invalid on its face.
Court says the democrats saying the republicans point is moot and allowing them to take further steps to certify and not issue an emergency injunction prohibiting them from certifying could disenfranchise millions of voters, when issuing an emergency stay of certifying won’t disenfranchise anyone because the electoral college votes don’t have to be cast until mid December.
You seem to have a good grasp on things here so I hope you don't mind me asking a question:
Have PA GA or MI have been certified yet? I know they're absolutely still in play, but I am wondering if they've been officially certified. If so, have all states been certified?
The reason I ask is because the betting sites I used to bet on Trump winning suddenly closed all my bets earlier today and declared that I've lost. After sitting in limbo for weeks Bodog and Betway both declared Biden winner today and I lost my dough.
As far as I know results have not been certified with every state, and I wonder about what authority these betting websites are referring to suddenly claim Biden the winner.
Just based on that opinion, I can say it doesn’t appear the PA results have been certified. The Dems did some half ass press release without all the other formalities to say “we certified, so it’s over dismiss their lawsuit.” And the republicans said nah you have to go through all these formalities and you didn’t do that and also they ONLY claimed to certify the president and VP race and the republicans and the court don’t think they can certify some races and not others. So the court basically assumed the republicans were right, and based on the fact that it was only a press release, very informal, and said it doesn’t appear they’re certified, you cannot take any other steps to certify pending a hearing.
OP is Canadian and doing this. A true freedom-loving Patriot. Friend, do not worry about us. We elect people like Trump to solve our deepest problems because that’s the kind of country we are. You don’t have to be a lifelong politician to become the most powerful human on earth.
Others mentioned some of my favorites: Hendrick's, Beefeater, and the Boodles is also quite good. Bombay (plain version, not the sapphire) is another. Where I live, there aren't many exotic choices.
Venerable British gin. Was sold a number of years ago to a conglomerate so it's not quite as fine as it was. But it's still damned good. Not sure how to tell you how to get hold of some.
Urban dictionary’s on point here.
“legalese”
A way of talking or writing used mostly by lawyers and corporations, as a way to explain and elaborate every square inch of the matter at hand - creating an airtight verbal bubble that leaves no room for ambiguity.
This is done by writing as little as possible with as many words as possible, in such a way that Average Joe won't have a single clue what is presented to him, yet agrees to it because he couldn't care less about reading page up and page down with all that legal nonsense before he gets to use his new computer program.
Does anyone know if PA GA or MI have been certified yet? I know they're absolutely still in play, but I am wondering if they've been officially certified.
The reason I ask is because the betting sites I used to bet on Trump winning suddenly closed all my bets earlier today and declared that I've lost. After sitting in limbo for weeks Bodog and Betway both declared Biden winner today and I lost my dough.
As far as I know results have not been certified with every state, and I wonder about what authority these betting websites are referring to suddenly claim Biden the winner.
Bodog said if Trump is eventually declared president after the courts they will pay me out my winnings, however Betway will not do this. Betway has settled all bets...
this post made my day
Article II Sub-Section I of the Pepe Clause in the Kekstitution says "This is a good thing fren."
Can't wait for the Bill of Keks
Your honor, my client is clearly based AND redpilled. Thus, his shitposting falls clearly within the Bill of Keks, and is therefore Kekstitutional.
lmao the Kekstitution
Shibby
Dude where's my covfefe?
I need to see a full kekified parody of the constitution now.
Spez: and it needs to be written in mspaint. Top sticky material to the first person to repost it.
And if you call the coroners office to ask a couple of questions you will go to jail even if you are just a kid.
Goddammit I love u frens
How many articles did it take before you were forced out?
Thule was the toppest kek
It's like when they use to issue Peter Frampton albums to white people in the suburbs.
Here you go - https://i.imgur.com/i6XLiEh.jpg
MSPaint version 6.1 to the rescue!
Shadilay!
It’s prokected speech
Declaration of Kekipendence
To the constitution of KEK
...the right of the people to kek and praise kek shall not be infringed
Can't I just excommunicate all the commies? Kekstitution should have that clause somewhere...
Not without trial at the Court of Frogs! Then a swift kexecution.
Bingo. I shall award them no points, and may God have mercy on their commie souls.
On second thought, let's forego the mercy.
I find your terms acceptable.
Helicopter rides!
Maybe upside down if we're feeling froggy🐸
You want to award them negative points
and then
Woah woah, who's the Archbishop here? I don't see any fancy titles in your username, pede!
Yup funny shit
LOL
Literally me
Nothing like the right motivation to make us all really interested in civics
Would who have thought...
Civics...Is that like how to learn to eat snails with a spoon?
But the crunchy shells are the best part!
"Hmmm..." I don't know what I just read "Looks like Biden's fucked!"
Times like these makes me wish that I know about the law a lot better than right now.
Fuck bro just specialize. Find a niche and focus on it. For me it’s been bird law and holy shit
Bird law? Now I'm curious
Well for starters It is illegal in the United States to keep a hummingbird as a pet. The Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918 makes it illegal to capture, possess, or kill many species of birds, including hummingbirds, without a permit. However that is not true in regard to gulls, as gulls are also protected under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act which there is no permit for. Also, communism is founded on the rape of penguins. Look it up.
Based bird lawyer.
Are you trying to besmirch me? Because I will be satisfied
Well, filibuster..
Lin Wood has inspired me to become a Lawyer.
Fight for truth and justice.
It is a powerful thing.
My wife says I should be. Usually after I win arguments with her.
So how do they solve crimes in Amsterdam? What happens if a guy does a murder and then just hides the bloody knife under his jacket?
You can also go have a doctor shoot you up with heroine and argue about the size of the dose.
"I can take WAYY more than that chief!"
Mr. Bob Bobalina
My loophole is to set out 7 feeders... They're my freeroam pets now.
This works. A family member did this and she has over 30 hummingbirds free ranging her patio. I videoed and paused to count them cause those little buggers are flighty af
You ever see em fight and dive-bomb each other
Yeah! I had never seen them be so aggressive, but I guess when you're part of a horde you gotta fight.
Also, the sound of so many at once is a little creepy
HUMMINGBIRDS ARE A LEGAL TENDER
Oh wonderful. Woodstock is looking for a good attorney. Maybe you can take his case after Woody Woodpecker’s.
Cackling madly through this part of the thread. Well done, all!
Yeah. Call me crazy but I was considering law school until I heard it’s basically impossible to get a job unless you are IVY league or have deep connections. But the more I think about it, I think the job market is probably fine but people are told to not go into it because learning US law is very anticommunist (not literally, but for reasons like “job market”). Everything in US education is trending towards communist-based, law school may be the last stand— in sure it’s already ruined in many places though.
Hate to break it to ya, but the T14 law schools produce many cucks
Many of the best lawyers do not even go to T14. Jay Sekulow did not. Lin Wood did not.
T14?
Top 14
Yeah typing out the whole word, “Top” just takes too long. It’s much easier for communication purposes to just type “T” even if it results in no one understanding what is being said.
But then you had to waste time typing this...
Top 14 law school
I was as well.. i did a 2 years ABA approved legal program for only $10,000. Takes a 3 year full time program to be eligible to sit for bar exam, so i knew i wouldnt be bar eligible...
But gave me opportunity to learn, see if i like it. I did...but its that law school price tag hurdle...10k os ok...but $100,000...in student loans? To make..maybe...$50,000 per year if you arent a top law school grad? Not worth it
I had found a smaller local school that was state approved for bar..and it was only $20,000 but you had to agree to do community service in exchange...which i was ok with..but i moved out of state.
Arizona has only 3 law schools..all at state college. :/ so..major pain.not worth it
I already make over $100k and state law schools dont offer night class law school...really no program for law school for working adults in AZ.
If you can find an alternative law school that still gets you state bar eligible..it may be worth it. Otherwise..yeah..you will probably be paying craploads but earning peanuts and having to hustle to carve out a niche to make a living.
At least we realize we don't know it all. The left thinks they're experts on something after 5 minutes
I saw some dude say, unironically, "I just read the wikipedia article on this. So I'm very well positioned to comment.."
This is the fucking best. TO THE TOP!
The SF guy? Could you ask him to bring some stirring fry too, studying got me hungry.
Don't forget the glasses. +5 to Intellect at least!
Dont forget the pen in the pocket protector, or pencil behind the ear
Those beers are all buffs to logical capability, and even better, the bonuses stack! Not so great for the memory though.
Bringing clarity to what at times is an intentionally confusing profession.
And wearing a bow tie makes you 5x cucker
Easy
4 beers? U ain't irish....
I work late shift, not Irish though.. no.
Depends on the size and strength of the beer
My local sells this beer that's about 4 beers in one
Four beers is an appetizer.
Thanks for the sticky. That's why MODS=GODS is the 2nd Afrenment.
I’m an expert in pepe law
I abstain! Objection your honor
based username, nice sticky!
Are you a cute 10/10 bombshell? If so, no we aren't the same dude.
I'm pissed too, and I'm a leaf! Way I see it the world is cucked and y'all are the last bastion of freedom and I'll be dammed if they take it from you. So I'm up reading a memorandum from a country I don't even live in.
It’s okay, we had to learn about countries that don’t even exist anymore for years, but our civics classes were annihilated.
Summary of the opinion: When the Republicans filed suit the Secretary of State told the court they hadn’t certified the results. Then, after a telephonic hearing with the court where they said that, the dems issued a press release saying that the vote was certified and then filed something with the court saying it was certified so the lawsuit was moot, or invalid because the results were already certified. The republicans said nahhh there are all these other steps to take to certify results and they haven’t done that. So the court says if there are other steps to be taken to certify results, dems are prohibited from taking further action to certify pending a full hearing where evidence can be presented.
Court says There’s no harm to the dems because electoral college Votes are not cast until 12/14 so given the dems actions it’s necessary to issue an emergency injunction prohibiting them from certifying. (Important: The standard for issuing an emergency injunction like this is that if the court doesn’t do it, one side will suffer irreparable harm.)
ALSO the court opines that the republicans have shown a likelihood they they will succeed on their claim that allowing mail in voting without one of the excuses as to why a voter can’t vote in person, which is required by the state constitution, without amending the state constitution (which they didn’t) is invalid on its face.
Court says the democrats saying the republicans point is moot and allowing them to take further steps to certify and not issue an emergency injunction prohibiting them from certifying could disenfranchise millions of voters, when issuing an emergency stay of certifying won’t disenfranchise anyone because the electoral college votes don’t have to be cast until mid December.
You seem to have a good grasp on things here so I hope you don't mind me asking a question:
Have PA GA or MI have been certified yet? I know they're absolutely still in play, but I am wondering if they've been officially certified. If so, have all states been certified?
The reason I ask is because the betting sites I used to bet on Trump winning suddenly closed all my bets earlier today and declared that I've lost. After sitting in limbo for weeks Bodog and Betway both declared Biden winner today and I lost my dough.
As far as I know results have not been certified with every state, and I wonder about what authority these betting websites are referring to suddenly claim Biden the winner.
Just based on that opinion, I can say it doesn’t appear the PA results have been certified. The Dems did some half ass press release without all the other formalities to say “we certified, so it’s over dismiss their lawsuit.” And the republicans said nah you have to go through all these formalities and you didn’t do that and also they ONLY claimed to certify the president and VP race and the republicans and the court don’t think they can certify some races and not others. So the court basically assumed the republicans were right, and based on the fact that it was only a press release, very informal, and said it doesn’t appear they’re certified, you cannot take any other steps to certify pending a hearing.
I agree, thanks for the clarification.
Happy to help, fren!
OP is Canadian and doing this. A true freedom-loving Patriot. Friend, do not worry about us. We elect people like Trump to solve our deepest problems because that’s the kind of country we are. You don’t have to be a lifelong politician to become the most powerful human on earth.
We love you from afar, and wish you the best.
I wish canada had a trump. Maybe Kevin O'leary will run one day
My Cousin Pepe
Two yutes! They stole my magic grits.
I'm still laughing...Thank you !
monkaHmm
It is not problem
At least you have the dress code right!
I fucking love you guys.
I love you too fren
I'm with yab
If it doesn't make any sense, drink another beer.
69 U.S.C. § 100 Proof—CONSPIRACY TO BE DRUNK IN THE UNITED STATES
we need a team of official verified lawyer pedes on tdw to translate to us autists
Are you really an autist if you don't get it tho?
Peperalegal
Only 10pm on this coast, fren.
This is me too after 4 Fireballs. I also find myself wanting to tell every Pede that will listen how much I love and appreciate them. LOL
lol... don't drink fireball. It is made of antifreeze and sadness.
Lawpedes drink a nice single malt scotch. Good lawpedes get that scotch older than half the winners here. 😎👌
Alls I knows is that if your argument rhymes then you win all the times...
The accuracy of this is stunning
Those are rookie numbers
ReS JuDiCaTA?! MoRe LiKe RES STUPIDCATA! JuSt GiVe ThEm TeNdIeS iF tHey DoNt...lIkeeee...tHe jUdGeMentttttttt....
Lmao I feel this in my soul
Now THIS is a 45-second pepe!
Beers! Lightweight. I'm about 8 Scotch Malt Whiskies in :)
Well done! I'm right with you after a couple or three gin and tonics!
best gin?
Others mentioned some of my favorites: Hendrick's, Beefeater, and the Boodles is also quite good. Bombay (plain version, not the sapphire) is another. Where I live, there aren't many exotic choices.
Boodles.
Never seen that one in the US before... is it local to you?
Venerable British gin. Was sold a number of years ago to a conglomerate so it's not quite as fine as it was. But it's still damned good. Not sure how to tell you how to get hold of some.
Oh, I just found some near me. Very cool! Will be an interesting change from the ol standby Beefeaters or Hendricks
Let me know what you think after you've tried it. Really superb, imo.
Bro I’m fucking faded so excited for GEOTUS to make his move
This is the best way to learn
"After four beers at 1AM" is exactly how the professionals learn it in law school, so you're in good company here.
beer 4 ? Damn I'm on beer 7 and still can't make sense of the fuck shit that was done to lady liberty
Try after beer 8. It doesn't get easier. Trust me, friend. Trust me.
Pleas explain legalese. I have a hard time understanding it.
Urban dictionary’s on point here.
“legalese” A way of talking or writing used mostly by lawyers and corporations, as a way to explain and elaborate every square inch of the matter at hand - creating an airtight verbal bubble that leaves no room for ambiguity.
This is done by writing as little as possible with as many words as possible, in such a way that Average Joe won't have a single clue what is presented to him, yet agrees to it because he couldn't care less about reading page up and page down with all that legal nonsense before he gets to use his new computer program.
I was hoping to ask you the same thing!
This is art
Stop drinking
Everything in moderation fren
Na bra that’s a lie. Does Trump drink?
The tears of lefties.
😹
This is me!
Lightweight
Act 3 Article 5 states: "frens don't peer pressure frens into substance abuse."
It’s the best education. Really
Yup - this is where I am at.
Does anyone know if PA GA or MI have been certified yet? I know they're absolutely still in play, but I am wondering if they've been officially certified.
The reason I ask is because the betting sites I used to bet on Trump winning suddenly closed all my bets earlier today and declared that I've lost. After sitting in limbo for weeks Bodog and Betway both declared Biden winner today and I lost my dough.
As far as I know results have not been certified with every state, and I wonder about what authority these betting websites are referring to suddenly claim Biden the winner.
Bodog said if Trump is eventually declared president after the courts they will pay me out my winnings, however Betway will not do this. Betway has settled all bets...
PA no it has been halted pending SCOTUS review.
GA yes but they have filed suit to decertify.
MI also yes, unless they send Trump electors.
I think this is correct but not 100%
Thanks!