My mom and family asked me when I was 3. "what's the difference between boys and girls?"

I supposedly said " boys have peepees and girls have makeup".. everyone laughed and moved on because technically I wasn't wrong.

Nowadays our enemies don't even know who they are and we are supposed to fear them?.

Time to get the pitch forks and torches and some rope and some good ol ammo for our boom sticks and end these evil sacks of garbage.