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PaintedDesert 12 points ago +12 / -0

To be fair, the generation that can’t seem to figure out how to jumpstart a car battery do seem likely call a leaky toilet an epic.

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Aspielogic2 3 points ago +3 / -0

^ THIS

My daughters boyfriend (doing his Residency in Medicine) didn't know what that thing was under the cabinet in our kitchen. Once he was told, he couldn't make it work.

It's an electric can opener.

'Boyfriend' lasted just 2 months after this episode.

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Iloveamericamore 3 points ago +3 / -0

as a kid I programmed in QBASIC

jesus christ we have fallen short of what we were supposed to be

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PaintedDesert 2 points ago +2 / -0

She chose wisely.

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PaintedDesert 3 points ago +3 / -0

How about a Bic lighter?

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Apathyzombie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Analog clocks are racist.

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PaintedDesert 1 point ago +1 / -0

Time, gravity! Water!!

... is raysisssss aaaaaaaa!!!!! Reeeeee!

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trueluk 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm going to post here, but I think it deserves it's own post....

This is huge for Georgia....

In doing my digging into Fulton for my comment below, I found a post that went through the process....https://thedonald.win/p/11QRkIwCi9/fulton-county-ga-vote-absentee-b/

Nov 3 @ 5pm 86,181 absentee-by-mail ballots counted (146,994 - 86181 = 60,813 remaining) [src: https://archive.fo/cf7eA]

Nov 4 @4 10:53am

Fulton County says it has around 67,000 absentee ballots left to be processed. Election director says they hope to be done by around 7 p.m. tonight. [src: https://archive.is/BFnap#selection-5657.1-5686.0]

Nov 4 @ 11:30am Fulton has 74,000 absentee ballots left to count. [src: https://archive.is/BFnap#selection-5577.0-5579.16]

Nov 4 @ 8:57pm Fulton has 37,000 ballots outstanding (no mention of absentee vs early, but previously at 11:48 am stated all early votes have been counted)

Nov 4 @ 10:30pm Fulton has 30,862 ballots left to count [src: https://archive.is/BFnap#selection-4441.1-4444.0]

Nov 4 @ 11:07pm Fulton has about 20,000 ballots left to count [src: https://archive.is/BFnap#selection-4441.1-4444.0]

Nov 5 @ 1:27am Fulton has 14,000 absentee ballots left to count [src: https://archive.is/BFnap#selection-4019.1-4048.0]

Nov 5 @ 2:25am Fulton County says about 13,000 ballots are left to count: [src: https://archive.is/BFnap#selection-3899.1-3928.0]

Nov 5 @ 5am

Fulton County workers have been going at a pace of about 3,000 to 4,000 ballots per hour. The plan was originally to work until 3 a.m. and then send workers home.

Officials report 7,500 ballots left to process [src: https://archive.is/GoWPR#selection-6535.1-6546.0]

Nov 5 @ 7:11 am

Fulton County reports they have 5,000 ballots still to be scanned. [src: https://archive.is/GoWPR#selection-6301.1-6316.0]

Nov 5 @ 9:45am

Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger said that as of 9:15 a.m. today there are approximately 61,367 ballots still outstanding. Channel 2′s Justin Gray received the following breakdown: Fulton: 11,200

Nov 5 @ 12:57pm

Fulton County election officials say they are officially done counting over 145,000 absentee ballots. [src: https://archive.is/GoWPR#selection-5625.1-5636.0]

From Nov 3, 8am - 5pm they count 86,181 absentee ballots (9-10 hours) From Nov 3, 5pm - Nov 5 12:57pm, they count 60,813 absentee ballots (> 24 hours)

IMPORTANT---> the maximum possible that could have been received on Nov 3 is 15,477 absentee ballots because they reported having already received 130,517 absentee ballots before Nov 3.

Additionally, this is impossible:

Nov 4 @ 10:53am Fulton County says it has around 67,000 absentee ballots left to be processed. Election director says they hope to be done by around 7 p.m. tonight.

As of 5pm on Nov 3, there were only 60,813 ballots remaining

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Iloveamericamore 2 points ago +2 / -0

"we will continue to bring in biden ballots until he wins"

-Fulton County

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trueluk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah, it's more like they stopped counting in Fulton until they knew exactly how many votes they needed to overtake Trump, then they started counting again and just flipped votes or brought in new ballots, OR, even worse, they disposed of real ballots and brought in fake ballots.

Check the full timeline here: https://thedonald.win/p/11QSGyVkVo/fulton-county-timeline---impossi/

Important point: they are claiming they received 15,477 absentee ballots on election day. I don't know if that's reasonable or not, but that seems to me where the obvious fraud would be. They know they need to bring in more votes for Biden, so they bring in ballots there were 'received' on election day.

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CloudNine 5 points ago +5 / -0

Stacey Abrams: Help me! Bring me some mo toilt paper!

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45semiautosp 3 points ago +3 / -0

the toilet overflowed at 6:00 AM on election day and was fixed by 8:30 AM same day. Total bullshit. and they never mentioned it at morning briefing to media same day.

https://www.ajc.com/news/atlanta-news/fulton-election-results-delayed-after-pipe-bursts-in-room-with-ballots/4T3KPQV7PBEX3JVAIGJBNBSVJY/

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trueluk 2 points ago +2 / -0

There was no pipe burst. What they had was an overflowed toilet in the morning. The pipe burst story was leaked to the news outlets so they could explain why they stopped counting the votes, or as a way to signal co-conspirators in other states that they would need to stop their counts and bring in more ballots.

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trueluk 2 points ago +2 / -0

And you can read about it here on a local news site:

https://archive.fo/cf7eA

“There was a pipe that burst in the room where we actually had ballots, thank goodness that none of those ballots were damaged,” Dwight Brower, with Fulton County elections, told the elections board Tuesday night.

As of 5 p.m., Fulton had scanned 86,191 of the 130,517 absentee-by-mail ballots received, which doesn’t include the ballots received in today’s mail, Jones said.

It's worth noting that in total Fulton reported 146,994 absentee-by-mail votes for president. That suggests that 15,477 mail-in ballots were received on Nov 3.

I think it would be telling to see how many absentee-by-mail votes were received in the days leading up to the election. I think it's highly suspect that they would have 15,477 votes arrive on election day, but I'm not sure where the list of absentee data is for Georgia.

Also, and this is important, if Fulton had already counted 86,181 absentee-by-mail ballots by 5pm, and we assume they started at 8am (maybe they started at 6am, but with the 2 hour delay to that they claim happened at 6am, we forget those 2 horus), then they were able to count 86,191 ballots in 9 hours. The article states that they would stop counting at 10:30pm.

He said they will stop scanning ballots at 10:30 p.m. and pick it up back in the morning. No official could explain before press time why Fulton was stopping its count of absentee ballots at that time, only saying that was the procedure.

86,191 ballots in 9 hours is 9,576 ballots per hour. From 5pm to 10:30pm they should have been capable of counting around 52,600 ballots, which puts their total count at around 139,000 votes by 10:30pm. That suggests they were only 7-8,000 absentee-by-mail ballots left to count after 10:30pm (and that's if we include the supposed 15,477 mail-in ballots that were received on election day)

How many were counted in Fulton overnight and the next few days?

Other data points for Fulton County:

Trump's percent of election-day votes: 33.9%
Trump's percent of Advanced-voting: 26.5%
Trump's percent of Absentee-by-mail votes: 20.3%
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MemeWarVeteran69 2 points ago +2 / -0

The pipe burst early hours of election MORNING. Why they stopped 12 hours later on election night makes even less sense

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Parabelum 2 points ago +3 / -1

Dunno about Georgia Toilets (thought they still used wooden shithouses with a moon carved into the door), but in civilized countries our toilets have a valve you can turn to just turn off the water.

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ohwell316 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then use a different toilet. Guessing there was more than one in the building.

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Sherlocks_Pocket 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unbelievable. Literally

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The_red_hat 1 point ago +1 / -0

I despise these people with every fiber in my soul

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CindyT 1 point ago +1 / -0

That burst pipe lie was pronounced on national TV to the entire world. The prices that will be paid are incomprehensible. The wages of sin is death. There's always a paycheck for sin.

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A_Colostomy_Bag 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's infuriating to watch that. This is so obviously rigged!