She is the absolute best! Smart, prepared, tough, beautiful... I would give her the most disappointing six to nine seconds of her life.
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Now now, let’s not get overly sexual about women on this site.
I’ve been downvoted to hell and told “there are websites for that” and “they are free”.
I get not wanting to make this a porn site, but honesty is the best integrity and accountability builder. Saying you find someone attractive IS saying you want to sleep with them and it's okay to be honest. Naturally humans are sexual creatures. Especially as men we want to plant everywhere possible. This doesn't mean we're going to. Or going to try. She is beautiful. Her husband is a blessed man. I wish them both all the happiness of the world... And serenity for her husband since he'll never win an argument again.
If you were to ask KMac, she would tell you that at home, her husband is the boss and has a final say.
Final say on what? Relationships are a team sport.
We're not posting porn (yet).
But you're right. It does detract from next week's missions though.
Sorry, Lord Commander Admiral General Bannon.
OP's sentiment is pretty wholesome actually. He's saying that smart, prepared, and tough are extremely sexually attractive traits. That's a million times better a message than anything you'd see in popular media.
I agree, I was being sarcastic.
Careful. Admitting that you find a woman attractive is gonna make the guys who haven't gotten laid since frosted tips were in style call you a coomer.
What a bad title lol
What's so bad about the truth.
Damn she's a hottie.
OP would crawl through a mile of broken glass just to suck the cock of the last guy that fucked her.
LOLZ
IIRC that is under cuckold and bicurious on Pornhub.
No it's a joke by Jimmy Carr describing Rachel Riley.
Another apt joke from him would be "she is so damn smart, it would take all night to fuck her brains out."
That's a good one. Better than your first joke IMO
is this a real quote? link?
Go away cuck
You’re talking about spending 6 to 9 nine seconds asking a really dumbquestion right?
She is a badass
9 Seconds?.....SHOW-OFF!
Rofl!
6 to 9 seconds of bumbling over words and avoiding eye contact if you saw her face to face?
Nah. She'd argue your dick into your stomach and then mount her husband.