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DroppsaDuece 24 points ago +24 / -0

Looks like he’s storing a Big Mac in his left pocket in case he gets hungry walking to the car.

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Johnfox13 6 points ago +6 / -0

Guy would fold the minute he met a real Nazi. If this were ww2 he would have drowned in the Normandy beach as a whale

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Centrist_Vet 2 points ago +2 / -0

He would have sunk the transport on the way in.

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colonial113 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think that's a device that's collecting his piss, as unzipping that pant would be too much of a hassle

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VoltronGreen1981 2 points ago +2 / -0

On a black and red shirt.

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INSSABOFA 16 points ago +16 / -0

OMG... Those poor little boots

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Classicalliberal 9 points ago +9 / -0

and to think I was feeling bad for the suspenders.

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Alpha_Lemming 12 points ago +12 / -0

Pack it in boys, they released the Flabken.

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runonce 11 points ago +11 / -0

Not only are belts fascist but evidently shoelaces are too.

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glow-operator-2-0 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can he even reach his shoes to tie his laces?

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ScottyGunn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Our one boss at work is fatter than this guy. We used to laugh because he tied his shoes on the inside (had to sit and put the foot up sideways to tie them), now he just leaves them unlaced (he gained even more weight).

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glow-operator-2-0 3 points ago +3 / -0

😑😐😶

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Hugo1000 9 points ago +9 / -0

Pretty sure this dude writes for Marvel Comics. (Sorry if I assumed gender.)

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Johnny_Wad [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

He created Iron Xir

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Lifted71 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ain't seen his dick in years.

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Nomoralcompass89 8 points ago +8 / -0

MFW I haven't seen my own dick in 5 years.

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Pepbrandt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Did Chris Christie join Miami Vice? Why is he undercover?

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MegaMind 6 points ago +6 / -0

Look at all those unemployment benefits in his stomach

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lifeisahologram 4 points ago +4 / -0

I ca n ba re ly typ e, m y k eyb oa rd is sh aki ng ju st loo king at th is pho to.

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FaustyArchaeus 4 points ago +4 / -0

He ate Michael Moore... Oh the Humanity

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31Shepphard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fatter than fuck can you imagine the state of this land whales shorts fucking buzzzzing

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TheRover 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stop insulting krakens!

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raytheater 3 points ago +3 / -0

No fan of Nazis but him dreaming that he could fight Nazis is stretching it.

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AuPhalanx 3 points ago +4 / -1

They always have backpacks. I hate backpacks. Unless one is camping or hoofing it with his platoon to the frontline, carry what you need in your pockets!

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AuPhalanx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Be a chad: get a briefcase!

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AuPhalanx 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are a bunch. It might depend on your laptop, as well. I use a MacBook Air and it fits very nicely in the letter pocket of my briefcase, which is rather old. Nowadays, there are TONS of great briefcase options that are both elegant and functional.

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Junionthepipeline -1 points ago +0 / -1

Mabey just get a laptop case or a real job

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Bravo1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Antifat

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FreeKyleRightNow 2 points ago +2 / -0

False. No bite marks to make sure it wasn’t edible.

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Centrist_Vet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like Jabba is out of breath just walking out of the store, needs to go get a a couple big macs, a large fry, and a diet coke.

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TH3D3S 2 points ago +2 / -0

You sure he's not just leasing his body as a billboard?

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colonial113 2 points ago +2 / -0

A real antifa bombshell

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bewarethejogger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look out, Nazis!

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DoofusRufus 2 points ago +2 / -0

That shirt is actually an image of him taking a partially eaten giant pretzel out of the trash for his next snack.

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smartass 2 points ago +2 / -0

The chair hasn't yet been built which could take on that load

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Knight1_of_Sunset 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fatass can't even tie his boot laces. How can he expect to survive a war against the MAGA men?

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razorba 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too fat to tie his shoes

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2020KAG45 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fat

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Oldguard08 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is what we call "rolls faster than he can walk". He is fat-able bigots

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VikingPede 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's going to be a very short war isn't it?

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Bigpoppatrump420 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fatness never prospers. It does perspire however.

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Whitedogs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe he keeps breaking his drones.

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