Our one boss at work is fatter than this guy. We used to laugh because he tied his shoes on the inside (had to sit and put the foot up sideways to tie them), now he just leaves them unlaced (he gained even more weight).
They always have backpacks. I hate backpacks. Unless one is camping or hoofing it with his platoon to the frontline, carry what you need in your pockets!
There are a bunch. It might depend on your laptop, as well. I use a MacBook Air and it fits very nicely in the letter pocket of my briefcase, which is rather old. Nowadays, there are TONS of great briefcase options that are both elegant and functional.
Looks like he’s storing a Big Mac in his left pocket in case he gets hungry walking to the car.
Guy would fold the minute he met a real Nazi. If this were ww2 he would have drowned in the Normandy beach as a whale
He would have sunk the transport on the way in.
I think that's a device that's collecting his piss, as unzipping that pant would be too much of a hassle
On a black and red shirt.
OMG... Those poor little boots
and to think I was feeling bad for the suspenders.
Pack it in boys, they released the Flabken.
Not only are belts fascist but evidently shoelaces are too.
Can he even reach his shoes to tie his laces?
Our one boss at work is fatter than this guy. We used to laugh because he tied his shoes on the inside (had to sit and put the foot up sideways to tie them), now he just leaves them unlaced (he gained even more weight).
😑😐😶
Pretty sure this dude writes for Marvel Comics. (Sorry if I assumed gender.)
He created Iron Xir
Ain't seen his dick in years.
MFW I haven't seen my own dick in 5 years.
Did Chris Christie join Miami Vice? Why is he undercover?
Look at all those unemployment benefits in his stomach
I ca n ba re ly typ e, m y k eyb oa rd is sh aki ng ju st loo king at th is pho to.
He ate Michael Moore... Oh the Humanity
Fatter than fuck can you imagine the state of this land whales shorts fucking buzzzzing
Stop insulting krakens!
No fan of Nazis but him dreaming that he could fight Nazis is stretching it.
They always have backpacks. I hate backpacks. Unless one is camping or hoofing it with his platoon to the frontline, carry what you need in your pockets!
Be a chad: get a briefcase!
There are a bunch. It might depend on your laptop, as well. I use a MacBook Air and it fits very nicely in the letter pocket of my briefcase, which is rather old. Nowadays, there are TONS of great briefcase options that are both elegant and functional.
Mabey just get a laptop case or a real job
Antifat
False. No bite marks to make sure it wasn’t edible.
Looks like Jabba is out of breath just walking out of the store, needs to go get a a couple big macs, a large fry, and a diet coke.
You sure he's not just leasing his body as a billboard?
A real antifa bombshell
Look out, Nazis!
That shirt is actually an image of him taking a partially eaten giant pretzel out of the trash for his next snack.
The chair hasn't yet been built which could take on that load
The fatass can't even tie his boot laces. How can he expect to survive a war against the MAGA men?
Too fat to tie his shoes
Fat
This is what we call "rolls faster than he can walk". He is fat-able bigots
It's going to be a very short war isn't it?
Fatness never prospers. It does perspire however.
Maybe he keeps breaking his drones.