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Billygoat65 117 points ago +117 / -0

Not only remove her, but indict her as well.

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BigMikesBlackCock 58 points ago +60 / -2

Hang her , ftfy

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Tayzi 18 points ago +18 / -0

Huh.. this is a justice system I can get behind

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TheThreeSeashells 11 points ago +11 / -0

I thought they dunked witches underwater?

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glow-operator-2-0 13 points ago +13 / -0

You can try building bridges out of her, but you can also build bridges out of stone.

For the lost, Gov Whitmer is referred to as a witch.

For the uncultured, Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail (witch trial)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X2xlQaimsGg

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JerryJerryJerry 5 points ago +5 / -0

She turned me in to a kidnapper fan.

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JerryJerryJerry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of T.? And thanks for putting that theme song in my head.

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NYC_4_Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

They did. They would tie a witch to a chair and toss her in a lake/ocean. The logic being: if she was a witch, she wouldn’t sink. The reverse is also true: innocent people would drown.

And in 2020, all those years removed from superstition and witch hysteria. I’m not entirely convinced Whitmer would sink.

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RPOZ28 3 points ago +3 / -0

The "Trough of Justice". If she drowns, she's innocent. If she lives, she's a witch and must be burned at the stake!

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Damn-dirty-apes 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'll prepare the burning stake.

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1Jungle77Dan6 3 points ago +3 / -0

it's the only way to be sure

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FluFighter 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll prepare the party Steak

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MAGALOVER 2 points ago +2 / -0

"It's a fair, cop."

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UnderCoverTrumper 65 points ago +65 / -0

The GOP speaker of the house isn't "spineless." He's bought and paid for.

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CowForCow 41 points ago +41 / -0

Thank you, People don’t seem to understand we are currently in a Cold War with our own government. These people aren’t spineless they are the troops of the enemy.
We need to stop calling them Rino Republicans we need to start calling them traitors.

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FocusZer0 4 points ago +4 / -0

^ this guy gets it!

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4more 10 points ago +10 / -0

Anyone remember that speech I think it was pompeo to the governors where he accused them of taking Chinese bribes iirc.

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UnderCoverTrumper 3 points ago +3 / -0

exactly

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Wtf_socialismreally 35 points ago +36 / -1

Maybe spineless isn't the right thing to call all these GOP heads.

Maybe anti-American Democrat traitor installed into the position.

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ohwell316 6 points ago +6 / -0

Paid for traitor to our Country. Party doesn't matter.

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CowForCow 4 points ago +4 / -0

How about traitor to the union.

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UnderCoverTrumper 26 points ago +26 / -0

Is there any credible evidence Whitmer is even biologically female? "She" looks like Bruce Jenner.

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Damn-dirty-apes 8 points ago +8 / -0

She does have an impressive collection of javelins.

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rma92 4 points ago +4 / -0

Only that in high school they called her "Stretchin' Gretchin"

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TheThreeSeashells 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well we've never seen them in a room together, so...

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ZombieVote2024 21 points ago +21 / -0

Does she use butter as makeup?

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Bravo1 12 points ago +12 / -0

KFC

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Shitposter69 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's the only way you can cover the fivehead

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Damn-dirty-apes 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's snake oil.

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BigMikesBlackCock 20 points ago +23 / -3

Wonder how many big macs this cocksucker slams everyday ..... Dudes bigger than chunk yogurt

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daty_dato 17 points ago +17 / -0

Never stick your dick in crazy and never vote that way either.

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NYC_4_Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s very easy in your late 20s and older to say “I’m not going to stick my dick in crazy.”

But as a teen and young adult? The little general is leading the way.

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daty_dato 1 point ago +2 / -1

Before mid to late 20's it really doesn't matter. Just suit up junior so you don't get stuck with the crazy.

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MagaMita 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sound advice

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WU_HAN_FRU 7 points ago +7 / -0

How do you say “maybe it’s demonic possession, maybe it’s Maybeleine” in backwards Latin?

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Trumperette1 6 points ago +6 / -0

About damn time.

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hugh_janus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Stretchin' Gretchin is under demonic possession.

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Saltybitch 4 points ago +4 / -0

Guys, Gretchen will be fine.....in orange. She's got just the right skintone.

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TangerineShine 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sucubus, surgically remove the eyes and drop her off to wander the banks of the MISSISSIPPI RIVER for the rest of her days

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Romanfun61 3 points ago +3 / -0

Crimes and misdemeanors. You know what to do people, sue harass into Oblivion the minute she steps down.

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Auroraalpha 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stretchin' Gretchen.

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bluto36 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bruce not looking so good, needs to get back on the Wheaties

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biffninja 3 points ago +3 / -0

That cunt is possessed.

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angryamerican1964 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bye bye bitch

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Here_we_go 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a cunt of a face

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Jimmy_Russler 1 point ago +1 / -0

She has a resting bitch face

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Burmeister 2 points ago +2 / -0

uhh just one of many

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12gauge 2 points ago +2 / -0

I read that it would go all the way to a vote (Michigan house?) And they would have to convince 4 Dems to vote with the majority of Republicans. Not likely to pass unless you believe in honest Democrats.

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zuccherina 2 points ago +2 / -0

And honest Republicans for that matter.

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Godwins777 2 points ago +2 / -0

Take out governor with you!!!

recallnewsom

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Razamataz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Firing squad

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manmadegod 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hang the bitch for treason and tyranny.

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1Jungle77Dan6 1 point ago +1 / -0

she's obviously a racist ruling via white privilege

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Jcholl9 1 point ago +1 / -0

She needs to serve time in federal Prison!

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20JAN2025 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want it to mean something, so where exactly are we in the process to remove stretchin’ Gretchin????

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Skippy737 1 point ago +1 / -0

When u try and fix the election and get recalled too

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jaybo500 1 point ago +1 / -0

THANK GOD

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itsnotaboutme -9 points ago +5 / -14

She will just get a senior position in President Elect Joe's cabinet. Right next to the hair gel.

Seriously if Biden wins wanna bet she leaves for greener pastures before she can get impeached.

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TuNeCedeMalis 29 points ago +29 / -0

Biden is not, and will never be, President.

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MastaJoda 20 points ago +20 / -0

These are the facts of life.

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MagaMita 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trump won.

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RustCohle33 1 point ago +1 / -0

We are going to have to ask you to hop off the Trump train sir. No doomers allowed! Maybe check out r/conservative. You’ll like it there better