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Rightfoot 16 points ago +16 / -0

Thought about this quite a bit:

You cannot kill Joe. What you have to do is get him to confess on live TV. Its worth it to make a deal with him that in his concession speech he must admit all the cheating and things about his son. He must also implicate all those involved.

In return, Instead of a very lengthy prison term we will give him only 5 years. Hes too old to do a long stretch.

All the others? Do as you will with them.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

If Jim Crow Joe refuses these terms we draw and quarter him?

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Isolated_Patriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

He wouldn't last five years either, no way he would take that. That kind of deal would only come with immunity or a pardon.

Since the old fucker has dimensia and is gonna die soon anyway, I am not at all opposed to such a deal because that statement would be one of the only things to bring stability back to the country and allow the rest of the firing squads to go off without riots.

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Southern_Belle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Off with their heads!

Seriously, I like the idea of confession.

But he should still die in prison if he gets to keep his head.