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Mr_Beanths 296 points ago +299 / -3

HAVE FUN IN JAIL, Life’s Losers!

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Afeazo 271 points ago +271 / -0

Imaging throwing your life away for Joe Biden

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Chawlns 210 points ago +210 / -0

“What are you in for?” “Trying to make sure trannies can join the army”

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DisbandTheCIA 174 points ago +174 / -0

“I wanted Higher taxes”

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jlynbk 147 points ago +147 / -0

“I think dudes should dominate woman’s sports”

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nasteho 141 points ago +141 / -0

"My wife's boyfriend said orange man bad."

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GreenBean 113 points ago +113 / -0 (edited)

"I hate straws."

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BillGateCanSuckIt 79 points ago +79 / -0

Cow farts are destroying the climate

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INK10 22 points ago +22 / -0

Ugh, I live in a state that's banned plastic straws for God knows what stupid reason.

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imwithhair 12 points ago +12 / -0

there is nothing more American than a plastic straw

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SupremeDearLeader2 54 points ago +54 / -0

I want other people to pay for my useless marxist bazillion genders degree !

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LIBERTYPEWPEW 21 points ago +21 / -0

I want war with Iran!

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Unapologetic 52 points ago +52 / -0

"I want my job shipped overseas."

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buco 23 points ago +23 / -0

I want $4.00 a gallon gas again.

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KS-76- 21 points ago +21 / -0

I wanted endless foreign wars.

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darkhorsereddit3 17 points ago +17 / -0

Lmao!!!!

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TheWinningNeverStops 12 points ago +12 / -0

If I was a jail inmate I would have beaten that person up.

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ImWithHearse 33 points ago +33 / -0

Nancy Pelosi said they were coming for my children.

Michelle Obama said our lives depended on Biden winning

Hillary Side Of Beef told me not to concede under any circumstances.

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ThePowerOfPrayer 10 points ago +10 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A COAT! THATS 250,895 COATS HANDED OUT!

We are 40.2% of our goal to coat the 623,747 great people of Las Vegas, Nevada. Let's make sure everyone gets a coat in the United States! For every Centipede a coat, for every coat a Centipede! This bot was created by devious10

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Mint 17 points ago +17 / -0

The lefties would probably be more likely to say "keeping a rayciss woman-hater out of office reeeee", because most lefties today can't form actual, policy-based positions.

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Jayl 13 points ago +13 / -0

Was hoping that sniffing children would no longer be considered creepy.

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1Jungle77Dan6 6 points ago +6 / -0

lol

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 13 points ago +13 / -0

You mean Kamala Harris 👌🤣

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redwinrighteous -1 points ago +4 / -5

u mean michelle? : )

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Poodles4Trump 11 points ago +11 / -0

u mean Manchelle :)

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redwinrighteous 1 point ago +1 / -0

absolutely, isn't it funny how fake media has kept this squashed as a conspiracy theory for all this time? and Trump was right about the birth origin of obuma as well. seems he's always a truth teller...

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Grimnir 10 points ago +10 / -0

For a couple thousand bucks, probably. These people all got paid other than the most pathetic ones.

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doug2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Na the people who moved and double voted and shit are just reee-ers.

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WakeUpWorld 5 points ago +5 / -0

Free what, if I vote for who?

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PeterThePeder 6 points ago +6 / -0

little kids. biden

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americafirst1337 27 points ago +27 / -0

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN? WHEN WILL YOU LEARN? THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!

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BigZoomerEnergy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sonic kid is based

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fiercemodern 8 points ago +8 / -0

Underrated comment

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magadom 38 points ago +38 / -0

GALLOWS FOR TRAITORS

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bootsy_two_scoops 21 points ago +21 / -0

Firing squads.

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magadom 23 points ago +23 / -0

labor camps. make them work for once!!

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 13 points ago +13 / -0

All that salt isn’t good for the equipment

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rufrignkidnme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Short ropes and tall trees are everywhere.

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Tunawater 7 points ago +8 / -1

Feeding them to Crocodiles would be a lot more fun to watch.

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bootsy_two_scoops 8 points ago +8 / -0

Alligator dunk tank. 1 ball 5 dollars, 3 for $10. Step right up, Pedes!

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JamesBlomey 6 points ago +6 / -0

There should be equal distribution of the balls. Seems appropriate. Lots of balls.

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JudicialDredd 16 points ago +16 / -0

Jail is a wierd word to use for flak cannons against a wall. But wutev.

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RegularAmerican 11 points ago +17 / -6

They won't lock those people up. Maybe some of the people who did it on a mass scale and coordinated. But jail for every cheater means tens of millions of criminal trials for something that's not easy to prove unless the perpetrator is dumb enough to admit they cheated. Because it would be a lot harder to prove someone cheated than it would be to simply prove their vote was false. So basically you'd need video or something of people returning to vote multiple times. Which they probably were smart enough to cheat from home and by mail. Also there were no security cameras where I voted. I assume the same for many other locations too. And even if they did that's what the face masks are for. Just like the vote watchers that had to stand on the other side of a glass wall 12 feet away from the vote counters who all were sitting elbow to elbow. This is the most elaborate voting scam ever in history.

I'm not saying they don't belong in jail. They do. It's just not going to happen. At least on any satisfactory level.

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RegularAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does every state, or at least the ones in question do this? I highly doubt every one of these uncertified states has thumbprints on every single ballot. And even if there was. Were talking millions of mailed in ballots. Those thumbprints could be from China for all we know. And then are we to prosecute all these double voters? I don't even think there were enough of those kind of cheaters to really affect this election. It was also the software in the voting machines. I definetly want all those people brought to serious justice. But you're not gonna be able to lock up all those homeless and mentally retarded people that were bussed around to vote and given 100$ and free lunch at Arby's

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TupacVotedBiden 9 points ago +9 / -0

Punch those fuckers in the mouth then so they can't smile no more.

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fiercemodern 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just use the threat of prison time to parlay incriminating evidence against their operators.

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doug2 2 points ago +3 / -1

It's really not worth the resources if were being realistic.

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emperors_apprentice 113 points ago +114 / -1

It's fun watching them gloat over 351 extra Biden votes, it'll be even more fun watching them scramble when their many crimes are brought to light

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Art-Vandelay41 61 points ago +64 / -3

drumpf paid 8 million to get recount and recount found more Biden votes hurr durr

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slowmotrin 58 points ago +58 / -0

It was sarcasm dude

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doug2 22 points ago +22 / -0

He's new here, maybe new to the internetz in general, go easy on the feller

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BoatingAccident 7 points ago +7 / -0

I've seen grandmas here. Lots of folks visiting newly after Turkey day.

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LiberalismIsTheVirus 3 points ago +3 / -0

This really isn't a great place for the older generation without someone younger guiding them. Way too many things can be taken the wrong way. I can't imagine what people think about "weaponized autism" without past knowledge.

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BoatingAccident 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep. I had to explain Centipede the other day, but there are so many more things like GEOTUS, KEK, PEPE, COVFEFE... the list goes on and on

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Isolated_Patriot 37 points ago +37 / -0

It was really obvious sarcasm.

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anon1011101 16 points ago +17 / -1

friendly fire. shills got us on edge

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Sirbigusdickus 2 points ago +3 / -1

Oof, best to delete that one.

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Psyentist20 14 points ago +15 / -1

lmao calling him a kindergarten graduate when you couldn't even detect obvious sarcasm. just git gud bud

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Sirbigusdickus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Running-Krueger

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My2Cents 2 points ago +2 / -0

Poe's Law + no sense of humor humor

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RussianAgent13 12 points ago +12 / -0

Just copying what I said in another post, but imagine if a bank counted up their transactions for the day and when the second count didn't match the first they just shrugged and went with the second number. Either through bureaucratic incompetence or fraud the whole system is screwed up.

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McSimply 3 points ago +3 / -0

Either through bureaucratic incompetence or fraud the whole system is screwed up.

Why not both?

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sully 84 points ago +84 / -0

Oh I hear that train a-comin'...

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MadMaxUSMC 40 points ago +40 / -0

It's Rollin' 'round the bend!

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Treintrientje 26 points ago +26 / -0

And they won't see the sunshine till

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Zeizan 22 points ago +22 / -0

THOSE COMMIES GET BENT

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MAGAngelo 18 points ago +18 / -0

They’re stuck in GEOTUS prison prison

And time keeps draggin' on

That MAGA train keeps rollin'

CAUSE ALL THE BREAKS ARE GONE!!!

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zwiebelsaft 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love your username ngl

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MadMaxUSMC 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha thank you! I've used since AOL in 1997.

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zwiebelsaft 3 points ago +3 / -0

...okay you’re going to feel old as hell when I tell you this but that’s when I enrolled in Kindergarten.

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MadMaxUSMC 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nice LOL. I don't know how that happened. I was 25 years 10 minutes ago and now suddenly I'm in my 40's!

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Korec 47 points ago +47 / -0

Illegals MUST GO!

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UpTrump 19 points ago +19 / -0

OUT OUT OUT!

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ghost_of_aswartz 43 points ago +43 / -0

Wait, you mean my hating Drumpft is going to put me in prison for 10 yrs?

WUUUT??

But my friends burned down banks in portland and they dint go to jail

That's not fair!

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MakeAmericaLegendary 36 points ago +36 / -0

I like to think that it was just a few who made many, many votes.

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chlofefe 26 points ago +26 / -0

Yeah the 4am ballot drop of 138k was probably done by less than 10 people

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GainesvilleFlorida 15 points ago +15 / -0

Man, really makes you wonder. Are these delusional hypothetical 10 people completely ignorant of what is coming down on them and just giddy every day they turn on the MSM news reaffirming them of their great deeds for the cause...

Or are they wicked scared out of their peabrain minds hiding their heart palpations at their workplace every day trying to act normal as 75 million people pick up their tracks of their complete stupidity at being some billionaires scapegoat

It has to be one of the other

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Johnfox13 9 points ago +9 / -0

I will never forget that feeling. Went to bed with 110k lead in Wisconsin around 2:30am and then it flipped when I woke up at 4am.

The feeling was like a sinking weight in my stomach. It felt like when you are playing a game and someone cheats and you hope for justice that the referee sees that cheating

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chlofefe 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was a toddler during 9/11 but I would imagine it's the same feeling as watching the 2nd tower get hit

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Tenspot20 32 points ago +32 / -0 (edited)

Mud-Flap Democrat

And I told you faggots, turn yourself in before the election takes place, explain to the authorities that you were manipulated to think that these actions were somehow legal and that you are more than willing to work with police and Federal Investigators to find these people.

Oh, But now you get to spend 6 months in prison for Federal Racketeering, Conspiracy and Election Fraud Crimes, Dumbass!

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momosinthedojo 31 points ago +31 / -0

They will roll over on the big fish.

This is the start of a RICO case.

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NoSoMo_ThanU 23 points ago +24 / -1

bUt ElEcTiOnS r SaFe AnD fRaUd Is RaRe

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doug2 5 points ago +5 / -0

I mean twitter wouldn't lie, would they?

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RussianAgent13 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hawaii judge: "Look, Twitter, YouTube, WaPo, AP - EVERYBODY is saying this was the most secure election in history. So I'm gonna have to override SCOTUS here and declare there was no fraud."

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Elvathelion 14 points ago +14 / -0

A count is garbage in, garbage out.

The purpose is to find out just how much is garbage.

So we can take the trash out.

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AdeptTrump 12 points ago +12 / -0

I can't wait for all these traitors rotting in prison.

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ghost_of_aswartz 10 points ago +10 / -0

I can imagine there's going to be people in the future who are paid through a crowdfunding website to commit a crime just to go to prison with a list of names, so they can shiv these people in prison

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Alkaizer 9 points ago +9 / -0

When you're an illegal voter and you hear people knocking on your door:

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Whitedogs 6 points ago +7 / -1

They are not scared, so many types of fraud were used. They just will blame another method "Yeah I went to vote and got told I already voted" or "No I'm not allowed to vote, someone must have voted in my name. But it wasn't me"

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ajoed3 1 point ago +1 / -0

The fallout from that seems to be proof of fraud, one way or another.

I really hope not because the impact of severe sentences for these things is not only important but ... very important! It will scare people from daring to do this again.

Surely some of them won't be able to get out with such simple excuses, if this is pursued thoroughly enough. If so, catching some worker with fraud and a stiff penalty will open the possibility that they rat out others for a reduced sentence.

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russiah 9 points ago +9 / -0

Illegal aliens vote in all states, let’s face it.

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DragonNRG 9 points ago +9 / -0

if the left dont believe you can be an illegal immigrant then they probably don't think you can be an illegal voter either.

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BetsyRossRocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

I truly laughed out loud!

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JHK36 7 points ago +7 / -0

Big dick energy!

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DeplorableWeWin 6 points ago +6 / -0

If PA and GA don’t flip to trump they are likely to get thrown out and no electors. WI will flip to trump after illegal ballots thrown out, NV could flip to trump or get thrown out as well.

MI and AZ are uncertain. But either way either trump ends up with 270 or no one gets 270.

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Nurarihyon_no_MAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Democrats are SUCKERS

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p8riot 6 points ago +6 / -0

The swamp extends beyond DC. Drain it all.

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PanderjitSingh 6 points ago +6 / -0

Many of them think it’s okay. Just like they steal, or beat people up because they simply don’t have any built-in ethics.

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MAGADUDE 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or legal repercussions like BLM and Antifa.

In 2018 they were made to feel safe with rigging, then the burning and looting put them above the law... or so they thought.

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Youbetgiraffe1 2 points ago +2 / -0

People that are cheaters and don’t mind breaking laws. I’ve witnessed much scum in ATL lol.

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Genericwhitemale 4 points ago +4 / -0

How can someone vote illegally? In my state I had to register and show my information before voting. Is this not the case in Wisconsin?

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BlueticksforTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Look at their absentee in person votes and indefinitely confined vote totals. Also their democracy in the park totals. All Fraud. All no ID.

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Brobold 5 points ago +5 / -0

That doesn't even matter when the people counting can just count the same Biden vote 5 times for every 1 Trump vote.

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10MeV 7 points ago +7 / -0

Detroit poll worker has entered the chat

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Arwyn3x 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't forget people thieves in Illinois.

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VetforTrump2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump won, Biden will NEVER be president.

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MySidesGoUp 4 points ago +4 / -0

220 lb adolescent moolahs aren’t going to jail tho...

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Aoikaze2000 4 points ago +4 / -0

So... the electric chair for all the illegal voters?

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Saltypecker 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm in Wisconsin and there are Trump signs everywhere. Me and my son voted in person in Dane County

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RosettaStone 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can anyone tell me where this meme originally comes from? Was it a TV series?

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is Barack Hussein Soetero Obama during his time in the ‘Choom Gang’

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thnice 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can they strip them of government benefts?

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Hillmat3 3 points ago +3 / -0

MLW is shitting themselves...

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Whitedogs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your mama is turning in her grave.

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decimate 3 points ago +3 / -0

Almost no one is going to jail for this one. The issue in Wisconsin are unsolicited ballots and improperly filled out ballots, which is against the state's Constitution. It still means about 80,000 votes are gone for no record of requesting a ballot, and about 90,000 removed for not being signed or missing an address. The ballot harvesting will be hard to prove except where it was done in nursing homes.

Most of these irregularities and improprieties are not criminal, but they are invalid votes. Nevada and PA are about to flip too. It's possible 1 court case strips certification denying both candidates from their 20 electoral votes. But Trump doesn't need 270, he only needs to make sure Biden doesn't have 270.

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kenzell 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahahahahha

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nomoreprinkles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone who voted illegally deserves to have their bones segmented and broken on the Wheel.

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Doc_Liberty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone have a live stream link?

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Dead_Biden_Voter 2 points ago +3 / -1

Can someone explain to me the situation in Wisconsin? I keep hearing Bannon talk about how that's our best chance to flip a state back right now but all I've heard about WI is that they did a shitty pointless recount just like the one in GA. I've been so focused on the situation in PA that I don't know what going on in the other states at all. Do we have ANYTHING going on in MI at this point?

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RicFlair 2 points ago +2 / -0

Many such cases!

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HueyLongAdmirer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Judge Malloy would agree.

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Zebes 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want to sniff pelosi's pussy.

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Law_Sam 1 point ago +1 / -0

People that voted illegally need to be put to death. This needs to end. You cheat and have no reasonable excuse then you lose your right to share our air.

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lenchodahated 1 point ago +1 / -0

some of the illegal votes came from dead people

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MAGADUDE 1 point ago +1 / -0

We need to find out who MLW is.

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undocumentedAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

stable genius

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