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posted ago by thesas +412 / -0

I will pay out to anyone who can locate and find Eric Coomer. Anybody else want to add to this? Im not kidding.

I will pay out to anyone who can locate and find Eric Coomer. Anybody else want to add to this? Im not kidding.
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Trooph-Hurts 12 points ago +12 / -0

Gitmo

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Unhappymeal 5 points ago +5 / -0

Beat me to it.

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Trooph-Hurts 9 points ago +9 / -0

Here is some good old fashioned reality,,,, a year ago I’m talking with an old friend and I ask him, hey where are you working now? He says, oh I’m contracting with the DOD. I say, really, how long and doing what? He says I’m down in Gitmo installing security fencing which is my expertise! I asked how long? He says it’s an open contract but I’ve been here for 6 months :) so I said what the hell do they need Gitmo upgrades for! Trump is pulling out of the mid-east!!!!! Hahahahaa it’s real Boys.... RESORT GITMO is about to Open :). “That’s a lot of new fence!”

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Unhappymeal 5 points ago +5 / -0

I cannot wait for the incoming flood of what’s going to be happening after it’s officially confirmed.

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Trooph-Hurts 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m very thirsty for the Reeeee Tears!

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Unhappymeal 5 points ago +5 / -0

Likewise fren! Glad to know more work is going into Gitmo. I know massive upgrades have occurred. I’m so fucking excited!!

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Trooph-Hurts 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m def going to raise my glass and toast my pedes!

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funwithguitars 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes , gitmo was expanded about 4 times it's size a few years ago, in anticipation of something big. Look for satellite photos...

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apchrkey 12 points ago +12 / -0

Found him. See my private message

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thesas [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

Where is he not what is his last address.

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Rainman 8 points ago +8 / -0

It was a good try tho you gotta give him that

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BidensHairyLega 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hillary Clinton has entered the conversation.

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mintscape 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are you sure he is not there?

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Rainman 10 points ago +10 / -0

I heard he committed suicide by stuffing himself into a body bag, shooting himself in the back of the head twice, and then jumping into a lake from a bridge

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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Shitposter69 3 points ago +3 / -0

And then tied cinder blocks around his legs after he dove in

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GaryWA 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love Bounties.

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buco 1 point ago +1 / -0

Check Venezuela.

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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pxmose 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think he's sitting in a big pile of his own excrement in his own pants...

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bellcurvestrikesback 3 points ago +3 / -0

Will you pay in btc

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VoteBlaster2000 3 points ago +3 / -0

Great work taking the initiative like this. Have you considered coordinating with somebody a large social base like a Project Veritas? They were giving $25k bounties to whistleblowers. With crowdsourcing this number could really skyrocket.

Only thing I wonder though is where else this money could be used. The legal stuff is expensive.

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thesas [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

I would pony up the 10k and if we could get this going on social media I will show that I have the cash to back it up. I.am dead serious.

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StrangeAnimal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dead or alive?

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andre9000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Willing to put up $5000

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bobbybadass 2 points ago +2 / -0

Check his mom's basement.

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Brundlefly78 2 points ago +2 / -0

Next to Jimmy Hoffa

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neosin 2 points ago +2 / -0

check Gitmo

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Undead-Voter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can I get 1,000 if I tell you he's dead ?

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loric4882 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's with Hunter

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Porkchop-express 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look in Austin

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HaitchElGee 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need to spread his photo everywhere, so people can keep an eye out for him. If he hasn't been arkancided or taken to Gitmo, he must be laying low somewhere now or he's left the country. Either way, somebody will have seen him.

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Kekist-Prime 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm sure some autists on /pol/ can find him for you.

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thesas [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

If they can I got 10 grand for them

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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HookLineSinker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have my upvote, wish I could offer more

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