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clarkisland 82 points ago +85 / -3

Wasn’t Rage Against the Machine the Communist rock band that broke up over a dispute about money?

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COnDEMnED 52 points ago +52 / -0

And because the lead singer was an absolute drug addicted maniac

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DonnieRamesJio 20 points ago +21 / -1

That second line in his Wiki "Early Life", you hate to see it

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Groupthinkgroupthink 7 points ago +7 / -0

So a Communist then?

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ltpayne 1 point ago +1 / -0

wut Tom Morello @tmorello Nov 18 Fake News. Trust me, if u wanna sneeze your Covid into your MAGA grandpas mouth I 100% support your kick ass freedom to do so. #NaturalSelectionBro

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sysopz 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was a shitbag, back-handed insult at us.

Believe me, Tom needs to keep sucking the dick of that multi-billion dollar, mainstream media, technofascist plutocracy.

Stick it to the man, Tom! fucking lefty sellout

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GreenCumulon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think they were anarchist

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Silencemennow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Almost but not quite.

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Weloveflyovercountry 1 point ago +1 / -0

haha great point!

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COnDEMnED 50 points ago +50 / -0

Anyone familiar with their music and image is screaming, “How fucking ironic is this”!?!?

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Sansa_Belt 33 points ago +34 / -1

Exactly... this says Babylon Bee to me more than anything. Grovel to the Machine is more like it.

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Silencemennow 2 points ago +2 / -0

yeah, I clicked on this to see the joke

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phibetared 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wile E Coyote just had an anvil labeled "IRONY" land on his head.

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Rothbard 11 points ago +11 / -0

I dont think they ever raged against it. Most groups project an image best targeting their demographic to earn money.

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economy_voter 7 points ago +7 / -0

True. Now the youth of today celebrate conformity and obedience.

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DonnieRamesJio 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bob Dylan may have said he ain't gonna work on Maggie's Farm no more, but look who had the same company as RATM; CBS/Sony, the biggest farm of all

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spaceforce_chaplain 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tom Morello, isn't you're average dumbass. He is an exceptional; nay... generational dumbass. "naturalselectionbro"- Anyone's grandpa you could possibly say this about was already selected for and successfully reproduced, genius.

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Silencemennow 4 points ago +4 / -0

They always do.. always

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

You just described Antifa

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charlesthehammer 14 points ago +14 / -0

I’m not familiar with their music because they are communists but nothing says “rage against the machine” by being part of the machine.

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Saane 6 points ago +6 / -0

You're not missing much, they are absolute garbage.

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Gasgrassass1971 11 points ago +11 / -0

So much for raging against the machine😀

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TheJimmReaper 9 points ago +9 / -0

Kneel down to the machine more like

Bunch of fucking cucks

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Racerx719 8 points ago +8 / -0

Tom is a fucking self righteous prick and needs to be fired from Sirius XM. In other news. Hello commies. Rage hasn’t been relevant for 24 years

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leo-bulero 7 points ago +7 / -0

We've reached peak clown world when you legitimately can't tell whether or not this is satire.

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jubyeonin 7 points ago +8 / -1

Rage With The Machine.

Comply With The Machine.

REEEE With The Machine.

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VirtueVeritas 7 points ago +7 / -0

wow "be a good boy and do what the establishment says" - so edgy I could cut myself on it

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rolandkhan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Whine Against The Free Speech

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Liskamm 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rage on Behalf of the Machine

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Jaunty_Haul 5 points ago +5 / -0

What I find hilarious is that RATM (a band that was formed 30 years ago) is supposed to appeal to today's "youth". They gotta be in their 50s!

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itsnotaboutme 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pulled these fuckers off the scrap heap. Fuck you, I wont do what you tell me. HAHAHAHAHHAHA

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aparition42 4 points ago +4 / -0

KEK. I always knew they were poser assholes, but actually striking a deal to be the poster boys for doing what government says or else is beyond the pale.

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FitOfficial 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lmfao... a fitting end to what's left of their fanbase.

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Philhelm 4 points ago +4 / -0

Such rebels.

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BlastRadius 3 points ago +3 / -0

FAGGOTS. RAGE AGAINST REALITY.

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BritGroyper 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't know what's satire and what's not anymore.

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Akula69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Think about these young larping revolutionaries. They are working for and protected by the government establishment. They are funded by elite, ultra rich, white men. They push the oppressive government agenda like rabid bunnies. Bitch, you're not raging against any machine, you're nothing but useful idiot, and tool, for the damn machine. Idiots.

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Yheymos 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rage For The Machines Bidding

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xBigCoffinHunter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao! This is some next level shitpo...oh fuck it’s real

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ltpayne 2 points ago +2 / -0

hohoholleee fuk! These guys are a fukkin joke!!

if troo then rage "against the macheen" bends over and takes it for biden-commo-cmmie-la..

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i_still_like_beer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rage against the machine oops looks like the machine is stealing the election vote for the machine

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Weloveflyovercountry 1 point ago +1 / -0

faggiest looking band ever...also "guerilla"hahah fucking poser wannabe .

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PhoneBandit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahahahahahahahaha rage against the machine is now middle aged shills? What the fuck? Fuck those guys. What giant limp-wristed dick holes.

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nachosamplerREBORN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bum Bum, Bum Bum GET A PROSTATE CHECK, Bum Bum, Bum Bum, THERES HELP FOR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION, Bum Bum, Bum Bum, DON’T OVER EXERT YOURSELF, Bum Bum, Bum Bum...

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nachosamplerREBORN 1 point ago +1 / -0

The youth? These guys were old when I was a kid in the 90’s....still dressing like the 90’s too...are they going to pogo-ball during the show? Do the Bart-man? Maybe get some skateboards with tiny wheels to go with those oversized pants?

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we_won_the_war_jack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Faggots for the machine.

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LaurenD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isn't it ironic.

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Thedude2283 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL YOU CANT RAGE AGAINST AND DO THE BIDDING OF THE MACHINE AT THE SAME TIME

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LadyLuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dems employ a "power group" to get the youth to obey mandates?

Rage Against the Machine was current 30 years ago.

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wizdom 1 point ago +1 / -0

When Rage Against the Machine joins the Machine.

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KakarikoKing 1 point ago +1 / -0

The band also announced that they will now be known as Rage On Behalf Of The Machine.

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1Jungle77Dan6 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please tell me how I should comply with an incredibly powerful and increasingly oppressive government band named Rage Against the Machine

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wazzalurker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Insignicant wanna bees