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you're going to hit a pedo (twitter.com) 🚁 FREE CHOPPER RIDES 🚁
posted ago by swampthingy ago by swampthingy +497 / -0
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Charizard 11 points ago +11 / -0

Can't argue with that logic

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MagaHippie88 6 points ago +6 / -0

110% accurate AF! Cheers <3 MAGA2020

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TEXinLA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Seems true...

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justThisGuyYouKnow 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's not a theory, it is a "conjecture". People have not been able to prove it, but it has held up every time someone tries and a clear pattern has appeared.

The Rittenhouse Conjecture. Let's make it a thing. Spread far and wide.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

We could try to prove it. Let's get about 500 pedes together and go to an antifa event. We all start chucking rocks at them fast and furious and see if we hit anybody that doesn't rape kids.

As a matter of fact we should just throw rocks at every antifa we see, just to be sure. For science.

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Pederella 1 point ago +1 / -0

You'd need a way to know the individuals hit. I propose a high velocity implement of some kind causing an impact of sufficient force as to instantly drop the individual. The tiffa and their personal information can then be collected. There must also be a sufficiently sized sample to support reported findings. Because science.

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NoatakTheWiser 1 point ago +1 / -0

I will offer a proof right here:

Observe that {Tifa} is defined as the set of all cucks of the form soy + degeneracy where soy is defined as some estrogenic substance greater than 0mg and degeneracy is some shit equal to or greater than watching their girlfriend/wife get fucked by ANY bull (or another xir) and being attracted to that bull. A bull is defined as anyone that fucks some girlfriend/wife that is not their own.

Note that there exists some bull such that their age < 18 as this is contained in the set of all bulls. It follows there exists some child x such that the member of antifa would watch x fuck their wife. By definition since Antifa would be attracted by the set of ANY bull it follows that they are attracted to a bull of age < 18 by definition. A pedophile is a piece of shit that is attracted to children (by definition) or also a Biden (corollary palms 4.23 7 & corollary sniffrithians 12.2). It follows to be in antifa is to be a pedophile. Q.E.D.

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shoot 3 antifas all 3 are pedos rofl

Keep seeing this shit when patriots run over the Einstein antifas blocking roads as well. Always pedo or sex offenders

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TwelveMoreYears 3 points ago +3 / -0

Use Rittenhouse Theory for thesis

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