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Alphahorizon 57 points ago +57 / -0

KEK....That is funny as hell.

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aparition42 41 points ago +41 / -0

Can't fault a creative capitalist for separating fools from their money.

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JohnCocktoasten 8 points ago +8 / -0

Or terrorists.

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pink-moonbeam 24 points ago +24 / -0

That man is brilliant.

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pookiee68 11 points ago +11 / -0

That man is a God dam genius.

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bubble_bursts [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

I bet you anything Trump is also building a fake wall below the real one and send fake coyotes to help migrants cross the fake wall, lol

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crackedoutinoregon 16 points ago +16 / -0

everyday I'm hustlin

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pookiee68 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's hard out here fo a pimp ..

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TurkeyOrBeef 10 points ago +10 / -0

I did this same thing in college in front of a house party one time.

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bubble_bursts [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Need more details!

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Deeplorable_Infidel 10 points ago +10 / -0

He was at a house party and did the same thing

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TurkeyOrBeef 4 points ago +4 / -0

The actual guys who threw the party were charging people at the door of their apartment. A friend and I stood in front of the building and charged a whole bunch of drunk freshmen $5 each to get in. Paid for my weekend.

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bubble_bursts [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Holy fuck, that is legendary

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RoosterHeadBad 8 points ago +9 / -1

The oil’ fake bouncer at the bar trick.

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Crisis83 7 points ago +7 / -0

It’s from last year but still funny. The “immigrants” (ie people illegally crossing borders) got caught and deported. Lol.

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ifififififokiedokie 6 points ago +6 / -0

KEK

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covfefe_chick 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL this is incredible. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to call my business partners

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PezzShivers 5 points ago +5 / -0

What a legend!

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The_Emperor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes. Breach of contract. Not delivering on agreed service. Also fraud. Probably income tax evasion, too.

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AedraLord 1 point ago +1 / -0

They might have been arrested because he was letting the people through after the charge instead of at the actual border. Now random unvetted people got into the country.

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MrMcGreenGenes 3 points ago +4 / -1

Mandatory vaccines for illegals sounds better.

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Ragnar_Danneskjold 4 points ago +4 / -0

High speed lead injections.

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Strike_Eagle784 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like a Libertarian Right, Auth Right unity kind of thing. Though, then again, I'm a Libertarian right who wants strong borders, so...

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AmericanMestizo 2 points ago +2 / -0

We should be encouraging Mexican to do this, especially to this Central Americans.

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Old_ex_Commie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, that was awesome. Old news, though.

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pookiee68 2 points ago +2 / -0

User name checks out.

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Cirruspede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Somebody go back and get a shit load of dimes...

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smis 2 points ago +2 / -0

wait how is that illegal?

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bubble_bursts [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

I am pretty sure it will be considered "Fraud", but since the guy paying for him is expecting to break the law, it will never be heard by a judge. So yeah, not at all illegal. But you dont want a bunch of illegals on the wrong side of the border wanting to kill you the next day they see you.

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smis 2 points ago +2 / -0

true, he should have worked with law enforcement to provide a full package xD

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niconicoreeee 2 points ago +2 / -0

that's crazy fucking genius ngl

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A10_BRAAP 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wish the cartels would do the same. This would be awesome.

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G_regulator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice!

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pookiee68 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need this genius as United States Senator. Somebody repdill him and have him report for duty, he's got 'Pede blood if I ever smelled it ...

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Dudemanfoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's fucking awesome!!!

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RussianLimbaugh 1 point ago +1 / -0

This reminds me of that 11 year old who made over $1k selling n-word passes to his white classmates. Pretty funny little scam.

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Tyrant597 1 point ago +1 / -0

And then detaining them and calling the authorities..

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golinveaux 1 point ago +1 / -0

I shouldn't laugh but... Reminds me of the story of the guy that took parking fees in front of a Zoo for like 30 years and then one day didn't show up... the zoo never took parking fees and he retired a rich man somewhere.

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bubble_bursts [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thats really funny !