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ChasingTheCloudsAway 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those damn racist rope handles!

I'm sure happy that the FBI could take the time out of their incredibly busy schedules.

They sent eight officers down to investigate that pressing, and important concern.

Truly a beacon of hope and justice for all.

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Troll 7 points ago +7 / -0

They're beating off to the contents of the files.

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AstronoMink 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gosh dammit, you beat me to it! Almost word for word, kek.

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Magafactured 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, but it was a good post at the right time, and you probably helped move the pile.

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LivingOnThinIce 5 points ago +5 / -0

looking for people who violate dvd laws

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jmq1 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm hoping that there is something bigger to explain the visible lack of effort. I'm thinking they are combining all of this into the real swap cleaning and 210,000 sealed indictments that have been prepared over the past few years. This would be the only justification for letting all this lesser shit go by.

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the-mighty-kc 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably hanging out at the pirate bay or trolling on 4chan.

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Magafactured 2 points ago +2 / -0

Working on their resumes, or possibly practicing not dropping the soap.

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raytheater 2 points ago +2 / -0

Heading out to handle a noose situation.