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TaggartCiscontinenta 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can I get a proofread before sending?

Nov.3 DO NOT DELETE! Aric,

Hey baby, not sure if you remember me- my name is Bruce, we met at the bathhouse in Georgia a few weeks ago. Just wanted to reach out to warn you there’s a photo of you circulating on Twitter right now where you’re counting ballots in Floyd County. They posted your selfie with vp-e Harris too. I think this gave them enough cause to get a warrant to start listening in on your calls- if they aren’t already. Aric, please honey, you are in real danger! If you read this, please don’t make any rash decisions- do the right thing & go get yourself tested for HIV. If the test is negative, then please go ahead, blow your head off to your heart’s content. If positive though, baby I beg you to consider the safety of the cleanup crew and take too many pills instead. Your cat and the guy at the dildo shop will miss you but will soldier on without you.

Later, Princess,

9” Bruce

Too much?