Warning, Americans! If you invade Canada, your army will triple in size within 100 kilometers (that's 62.137 miles) inside our territory. PLS BRING LOTS OF EXTRA GUNS!
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posted ago by catsfive
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Will Do! Please have the back bacon sandwiches and Molson's ready. We will drop plane loads of dildo's to distract the faggots from Quebec. Passord is "Gretsky"
Best I can do is some Buds and some buds, that cool with you buds?
Liberation is at hand!
Isn't Alberta the 3rd most diverse province in Canada? I'm not against ethnic diversity itself but unfortunately, most minorities in the USA tend to vote dem by huge numbers. They simply don't take the time to truly gain an understanding of the principles that America was founded on. South Asians are very dem and from what I remember, Chinese-Americans vote dem in even higher numbers than blacks do. I'm sure they voted conservative in higher numbers this year but those conservatives are still in the minority. Is it different in Canada? I heard minorities vote conservative in higher numbers there. I think Saskatchewan would be a safer bet.
Alberta is the most conservative province in Canada. Period.
Idk, but having driven through it a couple of times, its pretty neat. We’d have Banff. Edmonton seemed a lot like Austin though. I only drove around Calgary/not through it, so I don’t have an opinion there.
Hey if we get Alberta we get oil! Athabasca tar sands.... (edit spelling)
Not to mention great scenery.
And when we're done we can all soak in the natural hot tubs (hot springs)....
We won't invade - we may need to liberate it though.
Please invade my country. Im canadian
Let’s liberate Canada, I need more hunting areas🐸🔥
This
Annex Canada and Mexico so we have A FULL AND TRULY UNITED AMERICA
Annex Canada. Build the wall.
This is one of tge globalist's plans...the United North America, meant to destroy the US Constitution.
They even invented a currency for it, called the Amero.
The Pissero
We don't need mexjco. I live in california. There's too many fucking mexicans.
You are a fucking moron
I’m down for liberating Alberta. The rest of the country can go fuck itself.
^This
Are you asking for it?
Trudeau is
I think his name is Justin Castro.
Justin Castreau if you will
Justine Castrated.
Just take them off the Chinese troops already there.
No worries. We have plenty of guns.
Do Canadians know how to aim?
I dunno. I do know they have flappy heads and like fart jokes.
Fire at my command, buddy. poot
I mean, if you believe the mormon media
Never shot one before but I feel like I could lock onto a commie pretty easily bud.
Do you have any gun ranges where you can sample the house guns?
They all have nuances. Moreover, if you don't know what you are doing, you can end up hurting yourself or an ally.
I'm OP, Canadian, lived in the US for 25 years and shot tons of guns, but up here they are not common. But I don't care. Whites of their eyes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFXHZieJmVs
So...
How does this address general population gun competence?
Dunno, just thought I'd add for context.
Maybe they are like Jamaicans and the 100m, but for sniping. LoL, shooting accurately is in their blood.
https://beta.images.theglobeandmail.com/f2d/news/politics/article35435559.ece/BINARY/w940/image.jpg
https://youtu.be/Oqz4R4jMR8U?t=125
In mid-2017 it was reported that an unnamed Canadian special forces operator, based in Iraq, had set a new record of 3,540 m (3,871 yd), beating the record previously held by an Australian sniper (also unnamed) at 2,815 m (3,079 yd).
Yeah, every other Canadian on Win has already mentioned this one guy.
Hope he has a lot of bullets to cover for everyone else. Lol
True, but I would think a country who have orgasms over guns would hold the record. Quality > Quantity. I'm sure china can put a million nips of the ground. I don't think quantity of bullets will make a difference.
Can your daughters do this?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=irykjLjuKo8
Nope, but she could code in grade 7 to rig a US election pretty easy.
That's how you get shot by our 11 year-olds. Lol.
This is fun!
If shit does pop off you Americans will have to flood the market with some toys, booze and drugs, for the uninitiated civilians, there are plenty of spots along the border from BC to Saskatchewan that are unguarded.
Only the Marxists would throw hissy fits, Patriots, CF members and Veterans welcome you with open arms.
We’d stop just inside the Yukon out of principle. I mean 1,776,000?
Heheh. I made sure my friends up there would be like, wut
But I made it that way to be the rest of Canada... Gotta subtract the cucks that think they're "voting with their pocketbook"
We get all the good hunting territory and none of the French nonsense. Sounds like a win.
What about Newfoundland?
GET ON IT, pls!!
Please annex Ontario too...With the rampant TDS it can serve as a salt mine later.
Fuck, no. I lived and worked in Canada for ten years, and I can tell you that Ontario is a massive lefty shithole, and Toronto is its biggest turd.
Okay, I know that there are a few based humans in Ontario, and I feel for you. But you're far, far outnumbered by the Che Guevarra wannabes.
Build a wall around Toronto and you get millions of more conservative leaning people that are tired of being governed by Toronto. Ontario without Toronto would be yuuuge
You'd have loved Alberta, back before it was destroyed
I have never been to Alberta. What did I miss?
It's not just Western Canada who is done with this commie shit.
Your largest trading partner is cucked. Work it out :)
Fuck taking on canadas problems . we need a northen wall! Fuck them sap sucking cucks
We're your biggest trading partner and our economy is identical in size to Texas. What, you wouldn't want another Texas??
We want Jordan Peterson and Gordon Lightfoot.
How many muslims and other cults that reside in Canada and want death to america? I would not fuck canada with someone else's cock . we don't want your trash , we don't want your muslims, we don't want your globalist cock suckers .
I absolutely would not want another Texas.
Jordan Peterson and Gordon Lightfoot not withstanding, eh.