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AtomicShnoz 45 points ago +45 / -0

Will Do! Please have the back bacon sandwiches and Molson's ready. We will drop plane loads of dildo's to distract the faggots from Quebec. Passord is "Gretsky"

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Elemenohpede 14 points ago +14 / -0

Best I can do is some Buds and some buds, that cool with you buds?

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HandsomeBoy 9 points ago +11 / -2

Liberation is at hand!

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DontGiveUp 8 points ago +8 / -0

Isn't Alberta the 3rd most diverse province in Canada? I'm not against ethnic diversity itself but unfortunately, most minorities in the USA tend to vote dem by huge numbers. They simply don't take the time to truly gain an understanding of the principles that America was founded on. South Asians are very dem and from what I remember, Chinese-Americans vote dem in even higher numbers than blacks do. I'm sure they voted conservative in higher numbers this year but those conservatives are still in the minority. Is it different in Canada? I heard minorities vote conservative in higher numbers there. I think Saskatchewan would be a safer bet.

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Reave 17 points ago +17 / -0

Alberta is the most conservative province in Canada. Period.

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JwPATX 8 points ago +8 / -0

Idk, but having driven through it a couple of times, its pretty neat. We’d have Banff. Edmonton seemed a lot like Austin though. I only drove around Calgary/not through it, so I don’t have an opinion there.

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nervecellguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey if we get Alberta we get oil! Athabasca tar sands.... (edit spelling)

Not to mention great scenery.

And when we're done we can all soak in the natural hot tubs (hot springs)....

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manmadegod 24 points ago +24 / -0

We won't invade - we may need to liberate it though.

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SethRichsgoldwatch 23 points ago +23 / -0

Please invade my country. Im canadian

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GeauxTrump20 19 points ago +19 / -0

Let’s liberate Canada, I need more hunting areas🐸🔥

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shadle2001 2 points ago +2 / -0

This

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murdockberk 17 points ago +17 / -0

Annex Canada and Mexico so we have A FULL AND TRULY UNITED AMERICA

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Jaunty_Haul 17 points ago +17 / -0

Annex Canada. Build the wall.

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Isaiah53 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is one of tge globalist's plans...the United North America, meant to destroy the US Constitution.

They even invented a currency for it, called the Amero.

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VelveetaJohnson 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Pissero

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Neonlightdistrict 5 points ago +7 / -2

We don't need mexjco. I live in california. There's too many fucking mexicans.

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BigMikesBlackCock -3 points ago +5 / -8

You are a fucking moron

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misterLahey 14 points ago +14 / -0

I’m down for liberating Alberta. The rest of the country can go fuck itself.

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Reave 8 points ago +8 / -0

^This

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WilleZumLeben 13 points ago +14 / -1

Are you asking for it?

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catsfive [S] 19 points ago +20 / -1

Trudeau is

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Jaunty_Haul 12 points ago +12 / -0

I think his name is Justin Castro.

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Elemenohpede 6 points ago +6 / -0

Justin Castreau if you will

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j4ckp0t 2 points ago +2 / -0

Justine Castrated.

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Bizz 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just take them off the Chinese troops already there.

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Jaunty_Haul 8 points ago +8 / -0

No worries. We have plenty of guns.

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Isaiah53 6 points ago +6 / -0

Do Canadians know how to aim?

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Jaunty_Haul 12 points ago +12 / -0

I dunno. I do know they have flappy heads and like fart jokes.

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ShadowyMrBlank 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fire at my command, buddy. poot

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HandsomeBoy 0 points ago +4 / -4

I mean, if you believe the mormon media

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Elemenohpede 8 points ago +8 / -0

Never shot one before but I feel like I could lock onto a commie pretty easily bud.

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Isaiah53 6 points ago +6 / -0

Do you have any gun ranges where you can sample the house guns?

They all have nuances. Moreover, if you don't know what you are doing, you can end up hurting yourself or an ally.

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catsfive [S] 9 points ago +10 / -1

I'm OP, Canadian, lived in the US for 25 years and shot tons of guns, but up here they are not common. But I don't care. Whites of their eyes.

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Isaiah53 2 points ago +2 / -0

So...

How does this address general population gun competence?

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00937600 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dunno, just thought I'd add for context.

Maybe they are like Jamaicans and the 100m, but for sniping. LoL, shooting accurately is in their blood.

https://beta.images.theglobeandmail.com/f2d/news/politics/article35435559.ece/BINARY/w940/image.jpg

https://youtu.be/Oqz4R4jMR8U?t=125

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j4ckp0t 1 point ago +1 / -0

In mid-2017 it was reported that an unnamed Canadian special forces operator, based in Iraq, had set a new record of 3,540 m (3,871 yd), beating the record previously held by an Australian sniper (also unnamed) at 2,815 m (3,079 yd).

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Isaiah53 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, every other Canadian on Win has already mentioned this one guy.

Hope he has a lot of bullets to cover for everyone else. Lol

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j4ckp0t 2 points ago +2 / -0

True, but I would think a country who have orgasms over guns would hold the record. Quality > Quantity. I'm sure china can put a million nips of the ground. I don't think quantity of bullets will make a difference.

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Isaiah53 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can your daughters do this?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=irykjLjuKo8

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j4ckp0t 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope, but she could code in grade 7 to rig a US election pretty easy.

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Isaiah53 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's how you get shot by our 11 year-olds. Lol.

This is fun!

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AB-IXOYE 7 points ago +7 / -0

If shit does pop off you Americans will have to flood the market with some toys, booze and drugs, for the uninitiated civilians, there are plenty of spots along the border from BC to Saskatchewan that are unguarded.

Only the Marxists would throw hissy fits, Patriots, CF members and Veterans welcome you with open arms.

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JwPATX 6 points ago +6 / -0

We’d stop just inside the Yukon out of principle. I mean 1,776,000?

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catsfive [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

Heheh. I made sure my friends up there would be like, wut

But I made it that way to be the rest of Canada... Gotta subtract the cucks that think they're "voting with their pocketbook"

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JwPATX 2 points ago +2 / -0

We get all the good hunting territory and none of the French nonsense. Sounds like a win.

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JwPATX 1 point ago +1 / -0

What about Newfoundland?

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catsfive [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

GET ON IT, pls!!

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OnyxDog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please annex Ontario too...With the rampant TDS it can serve as a salt mine later.

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Paul_Revere 4 points ago +4 / -0

Please annex Ontario too

Fuck, no. I lived and worked in Canada for ten years, and I can tell you that Ontario is a massive lefty shithole, and Toronto is its biggest turd.

Okay, I know that there are a few based humans in Ontario, and I feel for you. But you're far, far outnumbered by the Che Guevarra wannabes.

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DeboonkedFact 4 points ago +4 / -0

Build a wall around Toronto and you get millions of more conservative leaning people that are tired of being governed by Toronto. Ontario without Toronto would be yuuuge

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catsfive [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

You'd have loved Alberta, back before it was destroyed

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Paul_Revere 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have never been to Alberta. What did I miss?

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j4ckp0t 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's not just Western Canada who is done with this commie shit.

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catsfive [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Your largest trading partner is cucked. Work it out :)

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BigMikesBlackCock -7 points ago +1 / -8

Fuck taking on canadas problems . we need a northen wall! Fuck them sap sucking cucks

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catsfive [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

We're your biggest trading partner and our economy is identical in size to Texas. What, you wouldn't want another Texas??

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VelveetaJohnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

We want Jordan Peterson and Gordon Lightfoot.

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BigMikesBlackCock -3 points ago +1 / -4

How many muslims and other cults that reside in Canada and want death to america? I would not fuck canada with someone else's cock . we don't want your trash , we don't want your muslims, we don't want your globalist cock suckers .

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BigMikesBlackCock -4 points ago +1 / -5

I absolutely would not want another Texas.

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VelveetaJohnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jordan Peterson and Gordon Lightfoot not withstanding, eh.