DEAR EDITOR: I am one of your staff journalists.
Some of my little friends say there is no election fraud.
Papa says, ‘If you see it in THE NEW YORK TIMES or THE WASHINGTON POST it’s so.’
Please tell me the truth; is there really election fraud?
VIRGINIA COMMONWEALTH
45 THOMAS JEFFERSON ROAD, OCCAPIED VIRGINIA
VIRGINIA, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the corruption of a corrupt age. They do not believe anything the Democrats tell them to ignore. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be men’s or children’s, are little (except one, which is A Stable Genious). In this Yet Great Again America of ours man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect, as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.
YES, VIRGINIA, THERE IS ELECTION FRAUD. It exists along with the Leftist hate and avarousous Government and Satanic vision of Satanic people, and you know that it has been around since the first ballot box was stuffed. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no election fraud. What would we cover in the news? It would be as dreary as if there were no VIRGINIAs. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence, no baying of compliant sheep. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.
Not believe in election fraud! You might as well not believe in fairies! You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the ballot boxes on Election Day to catch election fraud, but even if they did not see the ballot box being stuffed, what would that prove? Nobody sees electronic election fraud, manipulated in foreign countries by foreign interlopers, but that is no sign that there is no election fraud. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that’s no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.
You may tear apart Fredo Cuomo's head and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived, could tear apart. Only faith, fancy, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, VIRGINIA, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding as election fraud.
No election fraud! Thank Satan it lives! And it will live forever! A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, election fraud will continue to make glad the heart of the evil men who would run the Globalist World and initiate the Great Reset.
The only thing that might make election fraud no longer exist is a strong, determined, undeterred man who has the trust and the hearts and minds of patriots across the country and who can command the best lawyers and cyberanalysts and amateur though awesome autists to root out election fraud and purge it from this Earth. And command the meme warriors who illume his and their good works to open the eyes of the compliant sheep that are the electorate.
Virginia, if there is Donald Trump, then, one day, there may no longer be election fraud.