I would not use it in a war,

I would not buy it in a store,

I do not like the black AR,

It is not from USSR.

I do not like them, Sam-I-Am

I much prefer the Abakan.

Would you like it from the states?

Or would you like a snowy place?

Would you like to shoot it fast?

Or would like it from the past?

I’m sure you’ll like a new AR,

And not something from the Czar.

I would not use it in the mud,

I would not use it to spill blood,

I do not like Gene Stoner’s gun

I don’t find maintenance to be fun.

The only rifles that I love

Come from Mikhail Kalashnikov

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