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WhyWhyWhyWhyWhy 111 points ago +114 / -3

Stock up on rice, beans, toilet paper, pasta and canned meat.

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Pede3 52 points ago +53 / -1

Prepare as if the storm is coming...

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HowardRoark 59 points ago +60 / -1

We are the storm.

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Provis22 49 points ago +50 / -1

The commies think they are coming for us when trump is confirmed, plot twist, we are coming for them and finishing the fight.

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Fenianlad 11 points ago +12 / -1

We’re not locked in with them. They’re locked in here with US!!

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WhyWhyWhyWhyWhy 7 points ago +8 / -1

I've thought about that.... they want a reckoning..... they might GET a reckoning.

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MastaJoda 21 points ago +22 / -1

Yes we are 💪🏼🇺🇸

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trumpd-efender 4 points ago +5 / -1

You are the Kraken!

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Tookens 15 points ago +16 / -1

A storm is coming all right. We're it.

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Knight1_of_Sunset 40 points ago +41 / -1

Canned tomatoes (in any form) and salt too. They can be used to make sauce to go with the beans, pasta, or rice.

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bigdickenergy1 31 points ago +32 / -1

Salt will be plentiful in supply when this is all said and done!

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WhyWhyWhyWhyWhy 8 points ago +9 / -1

I have 25 pounds of salt. Wasn't going to take a chance of running out of that one.

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RegularAmerican 9 points ago +10 / -1

Table salt or for your driveway and sidewalk this winter!? Dang that's alot of salt did you visit reddit ?

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WhyWhyWhyWhyWhy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Table salt. Found a good deal on Amazon back in March. Wanted to buy enough for me and my friends in case it because scarce. It's not like it's going to go bad.

And, guess what everyone's getting for Christmas this year?

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smis 17 points ago +19 / -2

i installed one of these in my home, takes some getting used to but fuck if i will ever go back to toilet paper...

https://i.maga.host/oiDFqYD.png

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veteran299 12 points ago +13 / -1

this is much better..... https://i.imgur.com/8yfoOow.jpg

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JudicialDredd 23 points ago +24 / -1

Ah yes, the Ass Blaster 5000

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Tookens 8 points ago +9 / -1

lmao

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UnknownUser1337 2 points ago +3 / -1

OMFG LMAO

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WesternRefugee 1 point ago +2 / -1

I thought that was a hot sauce

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zooty 5 points ago +6 / -1

Put one in back when the TP was scarce (had an ample supply but planning ahead is good). People over-hype them but it's definitely an upgrade. Four sheets per and you could just air-dry or use rags if needs be.

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Fenianlad 3 points ago +4 / -1

Oh shit yeah. Installed one at the first sign of no toilet paper this spring. I refuse to shit anywhere else now.

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bbxx 2 points ago +3 / -1

It's great but hard to clean.

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veteran299 3 points ago +4 / -1

what is hard to clean? the bidet or your ass?

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Po0P_doLLa 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a great butt?

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veteran299 2 points ago +2 / -0

that bidet comment was not an insult, pede.

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Brobold 7 points ago +8 / -1

How do you not spray shit everywhere with that lmfao

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smis 3 points ago +5 / -2

that was my concern as well at first, especially seeing as the water pressure is intense, but it turns out if you stay seated and aim down, all good!

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Fenianlad 2 points ago +4 / -2

Gotta get one that mounts under the seat. No way am I using the kitchen sink sprayer to wash my asshole.

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WesternRefugee -1 points ago +2 / -3

Why are we talking about cleaning our butts. Lol. I call shills. Someone is misdirecting us to talk about clean butts.

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OrangeManVeryGood 4 points ago +6 / -2

Get a Toto. Heated seat. Odor removal (does eliminate quick China Flu smell test tho), adjustable, heated water. Or on a budget use a bio bidet for like $25. I use way less TP, only enough to dry now.

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SmoothCyberCriminal 2 points ago +3 / -1

Bidet is the only way. I can’t believe people still think tp does the job.

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RegularAmerican 3 points ago +4 / -1

Hold up. If you go bidet you'll see real soon you still need TP. It just helps you conserve the TP more and get cleaner after. But if you plan on just air drying that's disgusting

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Magistra 4 points ago +7 / -3

No boys in your house, huh?😂

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axrevolutionai 3 points ago +5 / -2

Coincidentally, except for the toilet paper, Goya sells several varieties of all of those!

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Gwoz8881 3 points ago +5 / -2

Toilet paper? Get a bidet if you’re shitting that much where running out of tp is a thing...

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50red 2 points ago +4 / -2

This guy Japans.