When you wake up one morning on a desert island, you’ll wish you had two knives on your person like he does.
I also have a phone book chained to my belt like I’m a warrior priest, just in case my phone dies.
I personally carry everything the OP does, and also add my favorite paperback book (in case I find myself waiting in a line), a small hatchet, two backup pens, a flare gun and space blanket for emergencies, a first aid kit in a fanny pack, an extra pair of socks and boots in case the ones I’m wearing get soaked, a pair of binoculars (they can save your life), and most importantly, a large canteen of water and four days’ worth of MREs.
Some emasculated lefties might give me weird looks in public but that’s not my problem. I like to be prepared.
This is the 21st century; I forgot to mention that I carry a portable, miniature fusion reactor with a nice MARPAT camo dip, in case I a stumble across a small town that needs power.
Remember to ALWAYS have a plan and ALWAYS come prepared.
I actually commute to work in Noah’s ark, prepared at all times to restart civilization if need be. It’s equipped with depleted uranium shielding and a large arsenal of antipersonnel, anti-armor, and anti-air countermeasures — the specifics of which are classified and thus redacted from the Bible as well.
I personally carry everything the OP does, and also add my favorite paperback book (in case I find myself waiting in a line), a small hatchet, two backup pens, a flare gun and space blanket for emergencies, a first aid kit in a fanny pack, an extra pair of socks and boots in case the ones I’m wearing get soaked, a pair of binoculars (they can save your life), and most importantly, a large canteen of water and four days’ worth of MREs.
Was half expecting you to add an infant on your chest for finding commie ghosts.
When you wake up one morning on a desert island, you’ll wish you had two knives on your person like he does.
I also have a phone book chained to my belt like I’m a warrior priest, just in case my phone dies.
I personally carry everything the OP does, and also add my favorite paperback book (in case I find myself waiting in a line), a small hatchet, two backup pens, a flare gun and space blanket for emergencies, a first aid kit in a fanny pack, an extra pair of socks and boots in case the ones I’m wearing get soaked, a pair of binoculars (they can save your life), and most importantly, a large canteen of water and four days’ worth of MREs.
Some emasculated lefties might give me weird looks in public but that’s not my problem. I like to be prepared.
Weak. You need to add five gallons of gasoline to that.
This is the 21st century; I forgot to mention that I carry a portable, miniature fusion reactor with a nice MARPAT camo dip, in case I a stumble across a small town that needs power.
Remember to ALWAYS have a plan and ALWAYS come prepared.
You are the second most interesting man in the world.
Yeah but two is one and one is none. Do you have two Level IV plates duct-taped together in case someone shoots you with a .338LM tungsten-core round?
I actually commute to work in Noah’s ark, prepared at all times to restart civilization if need be. It’s equipped with depleted uranium shielding and a large arsenal of antipersonnel, anti-armor, and anti-air countermeasures — the specifics of which are classified and thus redacted from the Bible as well.
Was half expecting you to add an infant on your chest for finding commie ghosts.
Death Stranding?
That's what I was thinkin'
This almost reads like a copypasta
I also carry four Epipens because I’m allergic to communism