✔️ Glock with meme slide cutouts
✔️ RMR
✔️ Karambit (points deducted for not being hydrodipped your favorite CS:GO skin)
✔️ Money clip so fucking thick it defeats the point of a money clip
✔️ Multiple knives because you never know when you'll have to fight bullet-dodging ninjas
✔️ Whatever the name is for that silly knife in the top right that everyone has
Not pictured:
❌ Grunt-Style T-Shirt
❌ Worn multicam hat with velcro subdued color US flag
❌ Filthy unkempt "Got my DD-214" beard
❌ Black Rifle Coffee Co. coffee
❌ Tacky gun stickers on back window of truck
I'm poking fun that your EDC, like EDCs on Reddit, is a lot of cliche meme stuff that seems less oriented towards utility and more on 'being a badass'. Notice I didn't make fun of your weapon light? Because it's not the "Cliche EDC starter pack" brand Streamlight or something.
Some of it is tongue in cheek, like the Glock. Glocks are gay, we all know it, but they're handy, but I added it to the list because it's just a very cliche handgun.
But something like the karambit I will always make fun of. A silly meme knife nobody cared about until it was memed into popularity by CS:GO, and you can protest all you want, but if you carry a karambit, you're a meme.
I could've also poked fun that you didn't have three tourniquets, one of those ankle IFAKs, and a chest decompression needle. But I mean, you don't have them, so is that really making fun of you?
I'm making fun of the aesthetic that you tick a lot of boxes on. The money clip that's thicker than your dick is long, for example. Money clips are supposed to be super-minimal, a money clip that holds 12 cards defeats the point, so why have the money clip besides it's "cool"?
Look dude, if you don't want to poked fun at because you fit into a Starter Pack cliche, then don't share your shit, or maybe reorient what you own and carry, that doesn't involve carrying two and a half knives, where ironically the only useful knife you have is the half-knife on the multitool.
Why poke fun at all? Certainly doesn't come off that way when all you do is bash what I carry from the get-go. Twice. You deleted your first post so forgive me for taking your 'jabs' as being dickish.
We are supposed to be on the same side here. If you can't at least toss in the winking emoji, as gay as they are, how is anyone supposed to take your comments as tongue-in-cheek?
✔️ Glock with meme slide cutouts
✔️ RMR
✔️ Karambit (points deducted for not being hydrodipped your favorite CS:GO skin)
✔️ Money clip so fucking thick it defeats the point of a money clip
✔️ Multiple knives because you never know when you'll have to fight bullet-dodging ninjas
✔️ Whatever the name is for that silly knife in the top right that everyone has
Not pictured:
❌ Grunt-Style T-Shirt
❌ Worn multicam hat with velcro subdued color US flag
❌ Filthy unkempt "Got my DD-214" beard
❌ Black Rifle Coffee Co. coffee
❌ Tacky gun stickers on back window of truck
Or, you can piss all the way off and take your Hi-point with you. Go back to Reddit with that attitude.
I'm poking fun that your EDC, like EDCs on Reddit, is a lot of cliche meme stuff that seems less oriented towards utility and more on 'being a badass'. Notice I didn't make fun of your weapon light? Because it's not the "Cliche EDC starter pack" brand Streamlight or something.
Some of it is tongue in cheek, like the Glock. Glocks are gay, we all know it, but they're handy, but I added it to the list because it's just a very cliche handgun.
But something like the karambit I will always make fun of. A silly meme knife nobody cared about until it was memed into popularity by CS:GO, and you can protest all you want, but if you carry a karambit, you're a meme.
I could've also poked fun that you didn't have three tourniquets, one of those ankle IFAKs, and a chest decompression needle. But I mean, you don't have them, so is that really making fun of you?
I'm making fun of the aesthetic that you tick a lot of boxes on. The money clip that's thicker than your dick is long, for example. Money clips are supposed to be super-minimal, a money clip that holds 12 cards defeats the point, so why have the money clip besides it's "cool"?
Look dude, if you don't want to poked fun at because you fit into a Starter Pack cliche, then don't share your shit, or maybe reorient what you own and carry, that doesn't involve carrying two and a half knives, where ironically the only useful knife you have is the half-knife on the multitool.
Chill.
Why poke fun at all? Certainly doesn't come off that way when all you do is bash what I carry from the get-go. Twice. You deleted your first post so forgive me for taking your 'jabs' as being dickish.
We are supposed to be on the same side here. If you can't at least toss in the winking emoji, as gay as they are, how is anyone supposed to take your comments as tongue-in-cheek?