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Sunday Gunday - EDC Edition (media.patriots.win)         NSFCUCKS
posted ago by The_Ikonoclast ago by The_Ikonoclast +3570 / -9
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the_hoffman 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is the 21st century; I forgot to mention that I carry a portable, miniature fusion reactor with a nice MARPAT camo dip, in case I a stumble across a small town that needs power.

Remember to ALWAYS have a plan and ALWAYS come prepared.

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EvensoAmen 6 points ago +6 / -0

You are the second most interesting man in the world.

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PraiseBeToScience 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah but two is one and one is none. Do you have two Level IV plates duct-taped together in case someone shoots you with a .338LM tungsten-core round?

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the_hoffman 7 points ago +8 / -1

I actually commute to work in Noah’s ark, prepared at all times to restart civilization if need be. It’s equipped with depleted uranium shielding and a large arsenal of antipersonnel, anti-armor, and anti-air countermeasures — the specifics of which are classified and thus redacted from the Bible as well.

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DatPatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Threads like this are why I fucking love TDW.