I actually commute to work in Noah’s ark, prepared at all times to restart civilization if need be. It’s equipped with depleted uranium shielding and a large arsenal of antipersonnel, anti-armor, and anti-air countermeasures — the specifics of which are classified and thus redacted from the Bible as well.
Yeah but two is one and one is none. Do you have two Level IV plates duct-taped together in case someone shoots you with a .338LM tungsten-core round?
I actually commute to work in Noah’s ark, prepared at all times to restart civilization if need be. It’s equipped with depleted uranium shielding and a large arsenal of antipersonnel, anti-armor, and anti-air countermeasures — the specifics of which are classified and thus redacted from the Bible as well.
Threads like this are why I fucking love TDW.