I'm poking fun that your EDC, like EDCs on Reddit, is a lot of cliche meme stuff that seems less oriented towards utility and more on 'being a badass'. Notice I didn't make fun of your weapon light? Because it's not the "Cliche EDC starter pack" brand Streamlight or something.
Some of it is tongue in cheek, like the Glock. Glocks are gay, we all know it, but they're handy, but I added it to the list because it's just a very cliche handgun.
But something like the karambit I will always make fun of. A silly meme knife nobody cared about until it was memed into popularity by CS:GO, and you can protest all you want, but if you carry a karambit, you're a meme.
I could've also poked fun that you didn't have three tourniquets, one of those ankle IFAKs, and a chest decompression needle. But I mean, you don't have them, so is that really making fun of you?
I'm making fun of the aesthetic that you tick a lot of boxes on. The money clip that's thicker than your dick is long, for example. Money clips are supposed to be super-minimal, a money clip that holds 12 cards defeats the point, so why have the money clip besides it's "cool"?
Look dude, if you don't want to poked fun at because you fit into a Starter Pack cliche, then don't share your shit, or maybe reorient what you own and carry, that doesn't involve carrying two and a half knives, where ironically the only useful knife you have is the half-knife on the multitool.
Dude, quit acting like a Whitney cork sniffer! Either of those knives will get the job done, regardless of whether they are a popular trend at the moment. Doesn’t matter if you scrape a shitty butter knife on the curb for a jagged edge if it gets the job done.
I actually have like 5 different knives I carry at any one time, depends on the mood. Just happen to pocket-dump the karambit today. Usually a CRKT M16, but that wouldn't have summoned the trolls like the raptor claw does.
Like you said, anything would work in a situation that needed it.
Or, you can piss all the way off and take your Hi-point with you. Go back to Reddit with that attitude.
I'm poking fun that your EDC, like EDCs on Reddit, is a lot of cliche meme stuff that seems less oriented towards utility and more on 'being a badass'. Notice I didn't make fun of your weapon light? Because it's not the "Cliche EDC starter pack" brand Streamlight or something.
Some of it is tongue in cheek, like the Glock. Glocks are gay, we all know it, but they're handy, but I added it to the list because it's just a very cliche handgun.
But something like the karambit I will always make fun of. A silly meme knife nobody cared about until it was memed into popularity by CS:GO, and you can protest all you want, but if you carry a karambit, you're a meme.
I could've also poked fun that you didn't have three tourniquets, one of those ankle IFAKs, and a chest decompression needle. But I mean, you don't have them, so is that really making fun of you?
I'm making fun of the aesthetic that you tick a lot of boxes on. The money clip that's thicker than your dick is long, for example. Money clips are supposed to be super-minimal, a money clip that holds 12 cards defeats the point, so why have the money clip besides it's "cool"?
Look dude, if you don't want to poked fun at because you fit into a Starter Pack cliche, then don't share your shit, or maybe reorient what you own and carry, that doesn't involve carrying two and a half knives, where ironically the only useful knife you have is the half-knife on the multitool.
Chill.
Dude, quit acting like a Whitney cork sniffer! Either of those knives will get the job done, regardless of whether they are a popular trend at the moment. Doesn’t matter if you scrape a shitty butter knife on the curb for a jagged edge if it gets the job done.
I actually have like 5 different knives I carry at any one time, depends on the mood. Just happen to pocket-dump the karambit today. Usually a CRKT M16, but that wouldn't have summoned the trolls like the raptor claw does.
Like you said, anything would work in a situation that needed it.