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habadashery2 31 points ago +31 / -0

A lot of defendants show up to court with injuries and change their appearance to garner sympathy from a jury. Interesting timing.

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DJTrumpMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

If Joe Biden shows up in public with an ankle boot I'm going to lose it. Way too many political figures rumored to be under arrest end up in one of these boots and then dies not too long later...eg, McCain.

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Rusty_Nut 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wheelchair incoming!

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Disagreeable 18 points ago +18 / -0

This is going to turn into health complications and he'll ultimately have to end up conceding. It's all a farce though. Keep watching. Trump has him dead to rights.

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Here_we_go 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wont make sense since it then goes to kamala. We know that bitch aint conceding.

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isitpedanticenough 13 points ago +13 / -0

A fall for Joe now. Men younger than Joe have died from falls. If Joe is falling now...he's on his way out. No one is shocked.

Speaking of which, has anyone seen him recently?

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giggitybooped 9 points ago +9 / -0

I have not lately but I don't keep up with him and won't give him or his networks the extra ad revenue clicks.

But you think he'd be on all the time everywhere if he had this in the bag.

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Jmk1970 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think that Thanksgiving speech (that was most likely pre-recorded) was the last time he was seen.

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Hades440 1 point ago +1 / -0

All men are younger than Joe.

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Kiki123 4 points ago +4 / -0

😂

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Brandidh 11 points ago +11 / -0

Or is something going on

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generated_name 6 points ago +7 / -1

They'd have a million pictures of Trump!

Heck, Trump would pose for them. He'd play it up and use it for some advantage or another.

Biden must be weak, like really weak.

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Krat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hes not president elect

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leo-bulero 4 points ago +4 / -0

He’s probably got the China flu.

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bugsbunny 9 points ago +9 / -0

This could be a public signal to those he can't communicate with that he is wounded metaphorically. That indeed Trump has "something" which could hinder his election.

The left uses metaphorical imagery and misinformation all the time. Biden is signaling that he is aware that Trump has caused at least a small inconvenience to his progress towards inauguration.

Or he just twisted his ankle. LoL. But really, the left communicates this way. if you watched Hillary's transformation after she lost, she looked worn, stopped dying hair or styling her hair, started wearing frump clothes.

We're making progress.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or he just twisted his angle.

Thank you. I'm above and beyond willing to entertain complex signaling and behind-the-scenes actions as long as the simple explanation is also there.

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Polkadancer 8 points ago +8 / -0

Keeping him out of public so he doesn’t say anything else about the “best voter fraud” they’ve ever committed...or he’s scared shitless of Trump and hiding in his basement

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keepwinning 7 points ago +7 / -0

He just joined the black eye club imo

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meetmeattheboarder 1 point ago +1 / -0

Corn Pop was the first initiated.

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shade1k 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kamala Harris was later seen snickering and feeding the dog bacon.

In all seriousness, though, falls at that age are no joke. It's odd that this would need a press release if it was just a sprained ankle.

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Brobold 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seeding

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Wrexxis780 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is this where they "accidentally" give him Covid?

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AsaNisiMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm guessing that Major kept his nefarious plans secret from that "dog psychic" who claimed to have spoken with him. Smart pupper.

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AsaNisiMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doggos are true frens.

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elsabio 4 points ago +4 / -0

CNN headline: "Trump must concede out of sympathy for our fallen leader-in-waiting!"

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USAF4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good I hope next time it’s his neck that twists

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farangbak 4 points ago +4 / -0

They failed to mention that he fell and cracked his skull open......

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Itateeverybody 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good thing he's circling the drain. Now we can go piss on his grave soon.

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Titan93 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tripped and fell right into a lid!

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Apersonofinterest 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hillary doesn’t miss very often but Slippery Joe is very wily! Come on man!

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Polkadancer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don’t you mean Kamala pushed him down the stairs?

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Itateeverybody 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ahahahahah what a fucking loser. Dumbass is gonna end up having a silver alert put out for him before we even get to SCOTUS.

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BasedRetard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hillary suicided him?

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dougkeenan 2 points ago +2 / -0

She has to get him out of the way with an implanted "blood clot."

Then DNC selects his replacement, and she enjoys the dish served cold.

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Smokerstar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Slick Muthafukaz. Try to get "Trumptards" to show their "hate" while keeping him in the basement for a few more weeks. Shit won't work. Dempanic.

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InTheKnow 2 points ago +2 / -0

He will have an accident, so Harris can step in.

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magnokor 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Dog" is code for an imported Guatemalan boy?

Kamala Harris and the UN have even more ill, injured and unfit for office reasons to remove Joe Biden before he even gets anywhere.

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What a Joe BIden press conference today would look like?

Biden appears, points at his elbow.

Biden says, "Shjmef, fell,dveeww, hurrrt me ankle. Come on. Dog face."

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LoveLess1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fragile old man,

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Rusty_Nut 2 points ago +2 / -0

'Playing with a dog' .... Bidenese for 'Sniffing a kid'.

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Gesirisi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where have we heard that term "out of an abundance of caution" recently? I swear I remember hearing that within the last few weeks in another story.

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Bramage 1 point ago +1 / -0

what would creepy joe have been arrested for ?