With the # of people prosecuted for lying to the FBI, even if they thought they were telling the truth, it seems to me, the best way to stay out of trouble is to never ever speak to them.
Oh, you think I know something that can help you? Sorry, I don't talk to the feds.
Oh, if I don't talk to you you're going to take me to jail. I'm not busy, let's go now.
With the # of people prosecuted for lying to the FBI, even if they thought they were telling the truth, it seems to me, the best way to stay out of trouble is to never ever speak to them.
Oh, you think I know something that can help you? Sorry, I don't talk to the feds.
Oh, if I don't talk to you you're going to take me to jail. I'm not busy, let's go now.
You can beat the rap, not the ride. It's a sad reality.