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Good Doggo (media.thedonald.win)
posted ago by emjzero +5976 / -4
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Rainman 91 points ago +92 / -1

German Shepard was previously trained by law enforcement to tackle crooks... so the story checks out

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Rainman 40 points ago +41 / -1

Only if he dies I think

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FreeBased1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is there a news link that doesn't include fox?

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Jsmitty112 33 points ago +34 / -1

Please Joe not the peanut butter!!

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chelthing 1 point ago +1 / -0

ಠ_ಠ

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magabirdlady 16 points ago +17 / -1

lol

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Barack-Obama2 12 points ago +13 / -1

I can relate! To the dog smelling ass.

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RabidZoo 7 points ago +8 / -1

We need your professional opinion on this Barack...is Big Mike a mouthful, or several mouthfuls?

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biglyboi 5 points ago +6 / -1

Wait whose ass is getting smelled? I lost track

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crawdaddy 6 points ago +7 / -1

Holy shit lololpl

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Julia_J 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂😂😂😂

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McFatty7 332 points ago +334 / -2

"Uh oh, looks like Kamala has to take over now!" - Deep State

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BigMikesWhopper 93 points ago +94 / -1 (edited)

Corona virus has entered the chat (Does the handshake next to my name mean that this is a new username?)

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ChinaVirusBigly 35 points ago +36 / -1

it's that plus karma. need to post and such. so lurkers with an account a year old who never posted have it too

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TheWinningNeverStops 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yes it means you are new.

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CyberSecGuy 8 points ago +8 / -0

Testing to see what mine says.

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SuperMagaMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Duuuuuuude! What's mine say?

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TwoWords 3 points ago +3 / -0

SUUUUUUH

WEEEEEEEEEEEEET

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CyberSecGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sweeeeeet! How about mine?

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TrumpAndGodWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sometimes it seems to take a few minutes to appear.

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TrumpAndGodWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

I see your handshake, can we see our own?

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commies0ride0free 3 points ago +3 / -0

You don’t have one on my screen

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bebe_snuggles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same

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K-Harbour 10 points ago +10 / -0

Is Corona spread by legs?

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KaliyugaNavigator 4 points ago +5 / -1

If it does we’ll know kumala is patient zero

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only viral load that isn't between Kamalas spread legs is COVID. What a skank.

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my_pw_is_password 5 points ago +5 / -0

It helps us identify potential chills that are brigading.

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RexCollumSilvarum 1 point ago +1 / -0

It means you're new, but I like that username; you're going to fit in great!

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Dukeremington 23 points ago +23 / -0

That was my first thought. Gets infection and coffin drops in December

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disMAGAcountry 6 points ago +7 / -1

Better give the election to him!

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TCPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

The ankle monitor is temporary until the chip has fully integrated with neural networks.

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mae_daisy 7 points ago +7 / -0

☝️RGB level of alive 😂

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MW1665 1 point ago +1 / -0

Governor Polis has it currently. He's the first dem I've heard get it

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MoreAmericanThanMost 19 points ago +19 / -0

He couldnt even make it to January 20th! Good thing he's not becoming president

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2ASingleIssueVoter 18 points ago +18 / -0 (edited)

It was reported early on that Cumala would take over offically after 2 first years - this way she can be in office for 2.5 terms (10 years).

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D0NNIE_DARK0 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where did you see that?

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2ASingleIssueVoter 17 points ago +17 / -0

Just some well informed people on one of those CyberCriminal forums. You know, the thing.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah. Those pesky cyber criminals solving crime again. I wouldn’t be surprised.

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clipboardpencil4 1 point ago +1 / -0

Listen fat

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biglyboi 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hopefully Harris also has a based pet, maybe a cat or a hamster that could plan a mishap

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JDogg633 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe the hamster that goes in her rectum

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Platapus112 2 points ago +2 / -0

LEMMYWINKS

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TheImpossible1 68 points ago +70 / -2

My headcanon is that Kamala/Jill "accidentally" knocked him down the stairs to the basement.

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VA-Pede 14 points ago +15 / -1

Betcha Major is a therapy dog. Therapy dogs for dementia patients is a thing.

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A_Russian_Wall 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hillary's hitman is getting sloppy.

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Modernturnkey 21 points ago +22 / -1

Fucking corona

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KekistanPM 9 points ago +9 / -0

MSM probably: "Study shows coronavirus weakens muscles and bones; carriers more susceptible to injuries."

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wrongkindofimmigrant 7 points ago +7 / -0

Stay in bed. Save lives.

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Lolainez 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s like the god damned Oregon Trail up in here. Caulk the wagon. Die of dysentery. Kamala has a snake bite!

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Iridiue 23 points ago +26 / -3

Methinks he's going to end up with an ankle bracelet like McCain and Hilldog.

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KickingPugilist 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hah! Good point, the "doctor" could be the one putting the cast over the bracelet.

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rossiFan 18 points ago +20 / -2

Kamala's hit on Creepy Joe activated too soon.

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Forgototherpassword 10 points ago +11 / -1

Probably still gonna demand he be turned into glue. Leg injury and all.

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INK10 14 points ago +16 / -2

Ankle monitor?

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Toughsky_Shitsky 183 points ago +185 / -2

Woulda guessed that doggo's name was Minor, given Joe's predilections . . .

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WassermanSchultz 26 points ago +27 / -1

Badda bing!

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jubyeonin 20 points ago +22 / -2

Kek.

He probably changed his name to Major when he realized the name Minor would make him feel like sniffing the dog.

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JiubUnbound 5 points ago +6 / -1

Hiyooooo!

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RussianLimbaugh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Toppest of all KEKs

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BigMikesBlackCock 2 points ago +5 / -3

I hear is favorite chord on the guitar is a minor

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Fauxcahontas 87 points ago +89 / -2

Dogs always know who is a shitty person.

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pelosis_liver 3 points ago +4 / -1

Depends on the owner. Good people’s dogs like me. Bad people’s dogs do not like me.

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KajensAngel 71 points ago +72 / -1

How hurt, time to concede hurt and need to stay out of the public eye hurt?

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Lord_Kek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Uhh.. yes... and that's by design so the common worker doesn't realize how much they're being robbed.

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Ponzo 1 point ago +3 / -2

So how would it work? The win would not go to Biden or Kamala because both of them have not been sworn in and there is only Trump left with enough votes

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Sporadica 1 point ago +2 / -1

No my fren, the VP elect is sworn in before the president elect is for that very reason. Under no circumstance could a president continue past the last day at 12pm of their last term.

Now I believe Trump won and will be sworn in on Jan 20, but even in that scenario Pence would be sworn in as acting president if the office of president could not be filled and if it's a death of a president elect then the VP will become president, rather than acting.

Now, if the President elect died before the electoral college votes likely it'd be just handed over to Kamala because technically it's not like there's any way for someone to refuse EC votes, so the candidate being dead doesn't matter to the EC in the first itteration I think lol

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BeefChucker 3 points ago +4 / -1

NDs are real. Those mp7 safety switches can get caught on tie clips and next thing you know the little fucker is on auto

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SHALL_NOT 1 point ago +2 / -1

God, that is a problem I’d love to have. Mp7, giggle switch, fancy Dan tie clips...

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Regeneron2020 71 points ago +72 / -1

The funniest thing about this is that the networks thought this was news worthy, but investigating and verifying claims of voter fraud just isn't worth it.

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 29 points ago +30 / -1

There is no evidence of widespread ankle twisting

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biglyboi 14 points ago +15 / -1

⚠️ Other sources called this mishap differently

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rob0Pede 12 points ago +13 / -1

Just evidence of kamalas widespread legs

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 7 points ago +8 / -1

Slow the spread!

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jubyeonin 53 points ago +56 / -3

The dog is now President Elect. I mean, since we're making up rules...

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INK10 25 points ago +26 / -1

I'd prefer the dog to Biden. Sounds like a good boy.

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 15 points ago +15 / -0

Sniffing would be significantly reduced

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Krautistani 9 points ago +9 / -0

In order to become President-elect, you have to kill the current President-elect.

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jubyeonin 6 points ago +7 / -1

No, we go by Harry Potter rules. Whoever defeats him gets the power, even without killing. You can ask how the Elder Wand works on Reddit and they'll give you a very detailed essay explaining the rules.

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clipboardpencil4 3 points ago +3 / -0

So Biden has Corn Pop's power? Listen fat, he was a bad dude.

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chlofefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Q's plan is for Trump to use the Elder Wand to win a duel against Joe

Honestly, that has about as much legitimacy as our current process, so I don't see a problem with it

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biglyboi 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kamala's cat is VP-elect, heard it here first

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jubyeonin 3 points ago +4 / -1

Only if the cat fucks her up too. That's the rule.

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NoatakTheWiser 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's usually the opposite for her. She's used to her pussy getting her ahead.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 3 points ago +3 / -0

Always has been.

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 43 points ago +45 / -2

They're trying to normalize his frailty so that when he's offed they can run it as "natural causes".

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LibDestroyer50000 17 points ago +18 / -1

100% this

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Nellie_the_Beaut 12 points ago +13 / -1

Look at how robust and full of vigor he is! Why, no one would guess he’s two years away from turning 80!

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WestPalm 3 points ago +3 / -0

My 82 year old grandmother could run circles around that old pedophile.

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clipboardpencil4 2 points ago +2 / -0

or when he puts a lid on everything everyday at 9:30 to go back to bed

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blacktankguy 41 points ago +44 / -3

i'm not positive I get it....but I still laughed

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WeaponizedAutist1776 30 points ago +31 / -1

This article is fake news. It says thay Trump family didn't have a dog in the White House.

What about Omarosa Manigault, aka "Ungrateful Dog"? LOL

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Oskar 14 points ago +15 / -1

What about that ungrateful dog Mattis?

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Isolated_Patriot 7 points ago +8 / -1

WTF are the people in those comments smoking?

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Centrist_Vet 9 points ago +10 / -1

If they are in Oregon.....yes.

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Chuj 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden has been widely recognized as the president-elect for three weeks, but President Trump has refused to concede, instead promoting unfounded claims that widespread voter fraud contributed to Biden’s win.

That's a load of crap

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UpTrump 3 points ago +4 / -1

Time for kamala to take over

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V-FOR-VICTOR 4 points ago +5 / -1

Hence, they fear Muslims...

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ChrisSuperDude 33 points ago +35 / -2

Looks like Joe Biden is about to learn that 🙂🕶😎 every dog has its day. https://youtu.be/mR3jnW2kcUs

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Korec 24 points ago +25 / -1

GOOD BOY!

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Sarimari 24 points ago +25 / -1

Ankle monitor?

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Siteless_Vagrant 32 points ago +34 / -2

I swear, if they trot Joe out on stage wearing a damn cast I'm gonna lose my shit.

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matrik 22 points ago +23 / -1

He'll come out in a wheelchair. Get that FDR sympathy.

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codesherpa 11 points ago +12 / -1

Wheelchair, full oxygen mask set up, IV drip line, Grandma shawl wrapped around his shoulders to keep him warm. You know the typical treatment for a sprained ankle.

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don_piledrive_hilary 1 point ago +1 / -0

HILLARY'S DIAPER

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biglyboi 3 points ago +4 / -1

Joe Biden starts to fade away

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Magazar 2 points ago +3 / -1

We will get our first President Project First Man!

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PaulRevere123 20 points ago +21 / -1

Is the dog alright?

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INK10 11 points ago +12 / -1

Was there really a dog? We'll never know.

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clipboardpencil4 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hildog has entered the chat-

status ::not okay::

status ::side of beef::

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WestPalm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Here with the real questions

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Undying 20 points ago +21 / -1

He plays too ruff. Maybe Jill should stop dogging him about everything. She is such a bitch.

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ChrisSuperDude 9 points ago +10 / -1

Ahem. That’s DOCTOR pedophile enabling treasonous bitch to you young man.

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brassmule 19 points ago +20 / -1

Joe Biden went for a walk with Black Lives Matter?

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codesherpa 5 points ago +6 / -1

Snuggles the cat snuck in behind Biden's back legs while Doggo toppled Biden over. Classic Snuggles, Doggo tag team maneuver.

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Sleepyboy14 1 point ago +2 / -1

Just be glad he doesn't have Spleens the cat.

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codesherpa 1 point ago +2 / -1

I wouldn't be able to sleep at night knowing Spleens is patrolling the house.

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acasper 14 points ago +17 / -3

Twisted Ankle is what is being publicized. Good reason have him sitting behind a desk in a controlled environment if he is forced to address anything this coming week.

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Mintap 14 points ago +15 / -1

"Playing with his dog" = stamping around in a rage because his fraud is being uncovered.

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MW1665 6 points ago +7 / -1

This

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Siteless_Vagrant 12 points ago +14 / -2

That's exactly what I thought. Either they went ahead and got him out of the way for Kamala, or they just want to be able to keep him out from in front of the cameras. We need proof of life. Just like with Ginsberg.

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BigMikesBlackCock 9 points ago +12 / -3

Major? I thought he only fooled around with minors ....

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Genericwhitemale 7 points ago +7 / -0

$20 says a child was trying to get away from him and Joe hurt himself trying to chase them down

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Griggs 6 points ago +7 / -1

The Biden team would not allow reporters to enter the clinic. Lemme guess, he comes out with a gray leg brace like "No name?" Hmmm.

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Reddit_refuge3 6 points ago +6 / -0

His last dying wish was 15 Supreme Court Justices and for DC and Puerto Rico to be states.

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zerosmokescreen 5 points ago +6 / -1

In b4 ded of COVID

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TheBasedZodiac 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here we go. Bidens dead lol

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illidann 5 points ago +6 / -1

Even the dog can see through the sham.

That is a good patriotic Boy !

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AmericaIsBack 4 points ago +5 / -1

"His dog." As a German Shepherd owner I can pretty much guarantee you that dog does not consider Joe his master. A Shepherd considers his master the one who spends the most time bonding with the dog, and the dog wants to be with that owner all the time.

Sleepy Joe is not that kind of person, nor does he have the energy for an active, working breed dog. Plus he travels and I doubt the dog goes with him. Whatever hired hand is paid to care for that dog is the one the dog considers his real owner. That poor pup is a PR move, nothing more.

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pedewithweed 4 points ago +6 / -2

OMG it's real. I thought it was just a meme

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shyAOC 4 points ago +4 / -0

the cat is on the roof - woof

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ImmortalConservative 4 points ago +4 / -0

Was that the dog he took to the Psychic ? lol

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Covfefe_In_Your_Cup 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trying to hide his ankle bracelet with a sprain boot? Should have stayed in the basement!

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

One doggo versus the Democrat Party: Who would win?

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Chuj 3 points ago +3 / -0

No doubt this is some serious lies to cover for something else. I wonder what really happened?

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catsfive 3 points ago +5 / -2
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rudi_reifenstecher 3 points ago +4 / -1 (edited)

probably tried to steal his stick

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codesherpa 0 points ago +1 / -1

Joe never gives the stick back - Doggo

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Crlsniper 3 points ago +4 / -1

More info please

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bellcurvestrikesback 15 points ago +18 / -3

It's a fake story to garner sympathy with dog loving normies. No evidence

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bellcurvestrikesback 8 points ago +9 / -1

For me it would be video evidence of him and the dog when it happened. Absent of this I will assume it was just when he was walking and they spun up the dog angle to garner sympathy with normies

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Meme_war_ii_vet 13 points ago +15 / -2

Lol ankle monitor

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codesherpa 3 points ago +4 / -1

People with dementia do wander off. It happens in nursing homes sometimes. You know, the more I think about this ankle business, the more I'm starting to think you could be right. 😁

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Nellie_the_Beaut 2 points ago +3 / -1

Also people his age, especially with cognitive/senility issues like Biden, often lose their balance and fall. This becomes very risky for a nearly 80 year old as bones are brittle and prone to breaking. It’s really bad if they break a large bone like the femur or hip bone as healing takes a really long time and often spirals them into being bed ridden with other serious issues.

Source: cared for 2 elders with dementia.

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codesherpa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly, someone like Biden could be a Secret Service nightmare. Normally, they focus their attention on external threats. Biden would be his own biggest threat to himself.

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illidann 2 points ago +3 / -1

twisted his ankle while "playing with the dog" ...

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Thrice 3 points ago +4 / -1

We sure he was playing with the dog and not that he's so old that mistook the poor thing for a rug?

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illidann 0 points ago +1 / -1

nothing is sure coming from the fake news media

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is gold 😹

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MudDog 2 points ago +3 / -1

Wow, they're not even going to wait for him to be sworn in for "President Kamala"

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Dogmeds 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who was sniffing who

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BeleagueredCastle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Save Major! An American hero!