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TrumpingIntensifies 190 points ago +194 / -4

"Deadly" lmao

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sometimescanbefunny 116 points ago +117 / -1

You gotta make the NPC’s go “but this pandemic isn’t that.....”

“ORANGE MAND BAD!!!”

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FergieJR 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bingo

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elided_ego 62 points ago +62 / -0

Yeah. But all disease is like the lottery. Doesn’t mean you can kill Peter to save Paul.

The 1918 Spanish Flu killed 2.5% of the global population. This isn’t even in the same ballpark as that. People can say “well that’s because we all quarantined blah blah blah.” I get their point. But how many people did this quarantine kill? How many people’s lives were completely turned upside down. How many people got divorced? How many people stopped exercising regularly and now are at much higher risk of heart disease. How many people became addicted to drugs and now are at higher risk.

This is like a trolley problem that we failed.

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silflay 19 points ago +19 / -0

Way more than the virus will ever kill. Untold numbers.

But no one talks about it. No one. I bring it up constantly and I get shrugs.

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ShartMaster 11 points ago +11 / -0

The virus may not kill in those numbers, but the "CURE" will almost definitely kill at least as many.

Suicides, un-checked health issues, delayed "unnecessary" procedures such as cancer surgery, etc. will be the real deadly instruments of this global pandemc; and the elected officials who are continuing the lock downs are the ones wielding the murder weapon.

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StevenG9320 32 points ago +33 / -1

It's all China's fault, and they must pay.

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elided_ego 21 points ago +22 / -1

Never forgive never forget. They are the real enemy. Big tech, the Democrats, the legacy media... enemies yes, but China is a way more competent and a way deadlier enemy:

We're at war with the most dangerous enemy that has ever faced mankind in his long climb from the swamp to the stars, and it's been said if we lose that war, and in so doing lose this way of freedom of ours, history will record with the greatest astonishment that those who had the most to lose did the least to prevent its happening. Well I think it's time we ask ourselves if we still know the freedoms that were intended for us by the Founding Fathers.

Not too long ago, two friends of mine were talking to a Cuban refugee, a businessman who had escaped from Castro, and in the midst of his story one of my friends turned to the other and said, "We don't know how lucky we are." And the Cuban stopped and said, "How lucky you are? I had someplace to escape to." And in that sentence he told us the entire story. If we lose freedom here, there's no place to escape to. This is the last stand on earth.

And this idea that government is beholden to the people, that it has no other source of power except the sovereign people, is still the newest and the most unique idea in all the long history of man's relation to man.

This is the issue of this election: whether we believe in our capacity for self-government or whether we abandon the American revolution and confess that a little intellectual elite in a far-distant capitol can plan our lives for us better than we can plan them ourselves.

You and I are told increasingly we have to choose between a left or right. Well I'd like to suggest there is no such thing as a left or right. There's only an up or down: [up] man's old -- old-aged dream, the ultimate in individual freedom consistent with law and order, or down to the ant heap of totalitarianism. And regardless of their sincerity, their humanitarian motives, those who would trade our freedom for security have embarked on this downward course.

Same war different year.

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ShartMaster 2 points ago +2 / -0

I will never forget, you may never forget, but it is up to US to make sure that our progenies do not forget; the way that so many have forgotten 9/11/01.

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DefaultFreedom 2 points ago +3 / -1

9/11 was a huge scam to pull us into war in the middle east. It took me nearly 15 years to figure that out.

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PresElectKekPede 0 points ago +2 / -2

9/11 wasn’t a scam. It was a terrorist attack on US soil perpetrated by Afghans and Saudis under the direction of bin Laden. The only scam was using it to depose Sadam Hussein which destabilized the region.

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DefaultFreedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've got some ocean view property in Colorado if you think that it wasn't perpetrated under the direction of the deep state.

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Seal_Pen 3 points ago +8 / -5

The virus is nothing, it's a complete deep state/media hoax. Viruses spread around constantly. Look who owns the media and is propagating the hoax, media isn't owned by the chinese, it's a psyop

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StevenG9320 4 points ago +4 / -0 (edited)

A good bit of the media is funded by the CCP. Just look at reddit for example.

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LGBforTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sorry about your Dad. I hope he makes a full, complete recovery with no ill effects.

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wethedownvoted 3 points ago +3 / -0

back when they were claiming the virus was engineered the rumor was it affected people of different blood types differently

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TrudeauIsAsshoe 11 points ago +11 / -0

Bro, I'm old enough to remember when they were showing the footage of people collapsing in China like it was some sort of instantaneous death disease. The china virus has been played up from the very beginning.

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ShartMaster 9 points ago +9 / -0

Those videos were a CCP psy-op on the world.

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FeelTheCuck 10 points ago +11 / -1

Thats the first thing i thought. What a fookin joke the CDC is.

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elided_ego 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s like total propaganda. It’s like maybe 5 times more deadly than your average flu season, even when we knew nothing about the disease, and that’s with all the people lying or fudging the statistics with deaths from all sorts of other things.

1918 Spanish flu killed like 2.5% of the global population. They spread propaganda and scared people. And people lapped it up.

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Guruchild 9 points ago +9 / -0

According to the CDC overall deaths are exactly in line with recent previous years. Where’s the extra deaths from covid? There are none.

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ChelseaHubbell 5 points ago +5 / -0

Take their narrative and turn it against them. That's what Trump taught us, and never ever give up!

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ShampocalypseWOW 2 points ago +3 / -1

Easily the least deadly pandemic in history.

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Mooma 88 points ago +89 / -1

Sniffing the dog, or something much worse.

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Jerichari 42 points ago +43 / -1

This. Would not put Joe past confusing the dog for a small child and getting a little too rowdy!

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FireannDireach 18 points ago +22 / -4

Maybe he put a finger up the dog's ass, or tweaked a nipple. That would have made my shepherds bite your ass.

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pepperedtrail 10 points ago +10 / -0

Finger? Well I suppose we could call it that.

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ChrisSuperDude 4 points ago +4 / -0

The R*ddit story of Colby the Dog (Look it up if you are trying to shed a few pounds but don't want to develop bulimia) was actually about the Biden family.

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ShartMaster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never forget Colby!

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donaldismydad 1 point ago +1 / -0

that dog does sniff itself, but not to joepedo's liking, he HAD to step in and whif that k9 mane musk

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PNW_PEPE 5 points ago +6 / -1

kek. Best memes

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Porkbut 10 points ago +11 / -1

Saw this joke on twitter:

Apparently the injury resulted from him kicking the dog in anger, because he thought the dog was mocking him by sniffing everyone.

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MonkPepe 5 points ago +6 / -1

Poor dog. I hope he's okay.

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InarosPrime 59 points ago +62 / -3

thatsthejoke.jpg

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Brobold 38 points ago +39 / -1

It's a logic-trap for the Left.

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SquirrelNutkins 15 points ago +17 / -2

That's what I thought too. If Covid-19 is one of the deadliest diseases in history, a common cold must seem like mild Stage-1 Pancreatic Cancer to this guy (with all due respect).

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FireannDireach 17 points ago +18 / -1

Covid is so deadly, it can make you die from a car crash. Science!

(/s for the slower pedes, of course)

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SecondProtectsFirst 6 points ago +6 / -0

So deadly you need to get a test to find out if you have it!

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AmerikaUberAlles 10 points ago +12 / -2

whoosh

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Thep1mp 22 points ago +22 / -0

Sounds like a bad flu season , not a pandemic you fucktard. And if you believe 266,000 people died of this then you are fucking hopeless.

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shinymetal 18 points ago +18 / -0

Weird how despite all those “COVID” deaths, the total number of deaths in the US from all causes combined isn’t up at all from last year isn’t it?

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Madheal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Last I checked, it was down a fair bit.

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BeefChucker 17 points ago +17 / -0

Or it sounds like a lot until you realize that’s pretty much the same amount of people that die in that age group every year, and it was used as an opportunity to attack small business for corporate political donors

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Demandred 11 points ago +11 / -0

I swear to God it's like you people think the concept of death was invented last year. That's not really different from the normal amount of people who die of diseases every year, it's only a spooktacular huge number when the media claims it is.

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ChrisSuperDude 7 points ago +7 / -0

The 266,000 number is the biggest government perpetrated myth since Sandy Hook. The real number is closer to 10K AT THE VERY MOST. And most of those 10K were going to die anyway.

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dudewhatdoesminesay 43 points ago +43 / -0

No press/camera's allowed anywhere near the hospital entrance to even see him going in?

This is a cover up, dude had a Stroke.

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CuckS1ayer 19 points ago +19 / -0

Gathering in the Walter Reed morgue.

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MAGAMAN4EVA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is that you standing a few feet from me?

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SobekRa 8 points ago +8 / -0

Waiting to get paid before doing anything

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LesboPregnancyScare 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or an ankle monitor?

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MikesBigJockstrap 35 points ago +36 / -1

And that dog's name? Corn Pop

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ChrisSuperDude 14 points ago +14 / -0

Corn Pup was the goodest boy of all.

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InarosPrime 8 points ago +9 / -1

He was one bad dude dog!

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dogs name is minor, as in biden loves minor(s)

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Tusculan2 18 points ago +19 / -1

Ain't it amazing. Not a single top level democrat: congress or governor has come down with it. Republican president, yup. R publican senators and house members check. But not a single democrat. Why is that?

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BeefChucker 11 points ago +11 / -0

They don’t actually work and have to come into contact with anyone?

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dudewhatdoesminesay 9 points ago +9 / -0

No dude, they were all vaccinated before the pandemic began.

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Judiwont 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whoa

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RexCollumSilvarum 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're all on China's payroll; their paymasters gave them what they needed.

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Genericwhitemale 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ackshually, that’s due to the republicans not wearing masks. If they wore a mask they wouldn’t get covid. checkmate

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SquiggyMcPepe 17 points ago +17 / -0

Hmmm could be a front for an ankle bracelet.

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Tradox 7 points ago +7 / -0

Very, very likely

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RexCollumSilvarum 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm out of the loop: what would an ankle bracelet be for?

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SquiggyMcPepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

It how you keep track of those under house arrest.

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Genericwhitemale 1 point ago +1 / -0

ankle bracelet?

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Anon6992374 14 points ago +17 / -3

Deadliest pandemics in history? False.

Nonetheless, a far more impressive feat: survived not one, but THREE marriages... balls intact.

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Centrist_Vet 9 points ago +9 / -0

pst thats the joke, its a trap for lefties.

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Anon6992374 1 point ago +1 / -0

👌

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Thiswillbeintheexam 10 points ago +10 / -0

Does he have an ankle monitor? This is what happened with McCain remember...

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LiberalismIsTheVirus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Forgot about that. Wasn't there additional people?

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Thiswillbeintheexam 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hillary as well, but her's came off and she started running her mouth. I think it was all just wishful thinking on our behalf...

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Out of the loop. What's the story about McCain and ankle monitor?

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IvIA6A 9 points ago +9 / -0

C'mon Jack, you wanna test my fitness and do push-ups in the parking lot?

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ExileOnRedditStreet 9 points ago +9 / -0

Breaks his foot while petting his dog while hiding in his basement.

FTFU

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bubadmt 9 points ago +9 / -0

Look bark, here's the deal. Number ONE-- C'MON MAN! Number THREE-- PERIOD.

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Genericwhitemale 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEK

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heist 8 points ago +8 / -0

Who cares about Biden, is the dog ok?

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OppaiZuriZuri 7 points ago +7 / -0

Secret Service agents looking at dog kicking Biden's ass, look at each other, shrug their shoulders. "At least he ain't naked."

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Juneofthewild 6 points ago +6 / -0

why was he petting kamala?

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Trump9000 -1 points ago +1 / -2

^ this person is a scientologist cultist

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Hammerhawk 5 points ago +6 / -1

CLAMTASTIC!!

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RememberSodom 5 points ago +6 / -1

In Joe's defense it's been a while since he's sniffed a child. That is his spinach.

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turdinthepunch 5 points ago +5 / -0

Biden is frail. His body is frail. His mind is frail.

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Pat_Mac 5 points ago +5 / -0

Theres no way he just "broke his foot" This dude def had another stroke or something.

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America1stAndOnly 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wait for the left to only now acknowledge that covid-19 has been a false flag.

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H_Guderian 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hillary's Goons gave him a lesson for preaching unity.

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Sempiternus 4 points ago +4 / -0

You know he didn't break his foot right? The media wouldn't have kept that secret for 24 hours. Something else is wrong.

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pelosis_liver 4 points ago +4 / -0

Was I supposed to laugh at the “deadliest pandemic in history” part or the part about the dog?

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Ehi_Passika 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a fucking kid sniffing’ chump. Needs a good ass kicking.

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lordvon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Deadliest fake pandemic

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Dialectic 4 points ago +4 / -0

""Deadliest""

""Pandemic""

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ronnietherocket 3 points ago +3 / -0

A pandemic just means it is over the whole world from:

  1. "pan" meaning all/throughout
  2. "demos" meaning people

So pandemic is just "all people". So the common cold is a pandemic.

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Dialectic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Communism is the real pandemic

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ronnietherocket 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think technically its an epidemic as not everywhere has it. Though communist propaganda is a pandemic.

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mountnblade 4 points ago +4 / -0

BuT hE rOdE a BiKe

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ThirstyLibertyTree 4 points ago +4 / -0

But can he open an unsealed jar of pickles? The definitive test of health.

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FuckNewsom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Larry David enters the room

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Shoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

It wasn't a "dog", it was one of Hunter's "dawgs." Joe has been saving up his cut of 10% of the crack since the election and smoked it all at once, and things just got out of hand....

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winsome 3 points ago +3 / -0

'Member when a physically fit, determined POTUS entered the rally venue by jumping a ditch because slime ball protesters blocked the other entrance? Pepe Farms remembers! https://youtu.be/I_jHviSHykI

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YaBoiJacob 3 points ago +4 / -1

deadliest pandemic in history

what pandemic u talking about because it sure as shit ain't covid

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HolographicTacoSalad 3 points ago +3 / -0

"DEADLIEST"

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MAGA_Argent_Crusade 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dogs can sense evil. It is why Muhammad hated them.

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AppalachianTactical 2 points ago +2 / -0

Weird that the pandemic didnt change our yearly death toll.

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Asull247 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet he uses this as an excuse to dodge the draft.

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TrumperfromNYC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love this lmao

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Fecal_Fetus 2 points ago +2 / -0

fuck i didn't even know i had the stupidass corona virus for fucks sake. i'll take that again over the flu anyday. fucking weenies out here whining about it.

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KMacsBinder 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mean fillness, i mean fillness, i mean fillness. Fuck, i mean fillness. Are you a Junkie?

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Killfoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why tf this ain't a sticky? top kek my fren !

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CrackaJack 2 points ago +2 / -0

The dog: mf was eating my food again (shrug)

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Paradyme 2 points ago +2 / -0

BIDEN WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT

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Arwyn3x 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pres. Trump didn't just survive the deadliest plague in human history - he shook it off in a matter of days, got up and started rallying We The People to his side.

President Trump worked his ass off and the lazy Democrat hung out in his mothers basement eating tendies because he knew all his commie friends had snuck around bribing people and rigging the election machines - so that no matter how hard President Trump and all of us worked we could never get ahead.

Sound familiar?

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RogueLeaderX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden will be lucky to survive to Inauguration Day if he actually complete his steal.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

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VetforTrump2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gets his foot broken during a satanic pedophile ceremony.