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Recusant_Apparatchik 6 points ago +6 / -0

Blame what happens next on a YouTube video.

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TheJake 5 points ago +5 / -0

Never smoked a cigarette in my life. I would start just to put em out!

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PeacefullautoFlavor 4 points ago +4 / -0

film it so i didnt die later she slipped i swear

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Ridiculousbullschitt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Take a shit.

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Bazzellle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look her in the eyes and say what she said about Benghazi - "what difference would it make".

Then wait for a good answer. I have a lot of patience.

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Parabelum 4 points ago +4 / -0

Help her back up to the helipad.

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TownesVanCamp 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wouldn't hesitate. I would do like in the cartoons and hand her an anvil.

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CommanderDaddy 3 points ago +3 / -0

"I... have had... enough of... YOU!"

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The_red_hat 3 points ago +3 / -0

STOMP

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FlyOverCitizen 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have a bad shoulder, so...but I could paint her nails!

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Jaunty_Haul 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look around suspiciously, then stomp fingers, then laugh and watch.

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MAGAICIAN 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would run to the kitchen to pop some popcorn.

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Shadowflare 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Long live the king"

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Chompz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hand her Anthony's Weiner.

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Ronaldus 2 points ago +3 / -1

I would call the cops! There are obviously cars that are double-parked.

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