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m0r1arty 57 points ago +58 / -1

The fact that this is probably going to be a legit story by the end of the week scares me.

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inspir3dgenius 16 points ago +16 / -0

It's all for show. They have the server data and are just waiting for someone to do something to and/or with the machines so that they can prove 'injury' in court, or else there is no 'remedy' which is what we really want when we scream DO SOMETHING.

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FL2PC72LE 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Tomorrow's News Tonight!"

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BillBarrsSkelatons 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, couldn’t tell if it was satire.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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SchveebleSchvobbla 17 points ago +17 / -0

4:40 am here and I haven't slept yet because of this site (what else is new?). You're making life very hard.

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catsfive [S] 9 points ago +10 / -1

I'm in the same boat... I'm getting 4hrs a night righ tnow

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gaijin_ronin 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm on so much coffee that my piss is officially recognized as an energy drink.

No brakes until the left breaks!

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FlashGordon 4 points ago +4 / -0

NO BRAKES UNTIL THE LEFT BREAKS!!!

Taking this :)

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gaijin_ronin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Feel free pede. Make it memelogical

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NuclearRocks1 13 points ago +14 / -1

Flair it : )

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WeirdoSlayer 6 points ago +6 / -0

while we're here, how do you flair posts? I never see the option when I'm making it.

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NuclearRocks1 5 points ago +5 / -0

You can add anytime after u post

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Embeyz 13 points ago +13 / -0

Affirmative lol

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Dogmeds 11 points ago +11 / -0

I thought it was a shrill, you got me haha

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deleted 7 points ago +8 / -1
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Cindy_Lou_62 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's 2020. Of course I'm taking a peep.

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Illah88zillah 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh yeah we checked.

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MakeAmericaGreat9 5 points ago +5 / -0

You son of a bitch.... Well fucking played.

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Burmeister 5 points ago +5 / -0

lol has happen before though.

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Rock_Lizard 4 points ago +4 / -0

You got me.

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WeirdoSlayer 4 points ago +4 / -0

lmao nice one pede you got a good laugh out of me

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UnidentifiedWhiteMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know right?!?!

Georgia is fucked rn

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Jimbo28a 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL, I was going to offer-up as many machines as they need from Texas, since we don't need them for a while - and they're not rigged.

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Xanisor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't joke about stuff that could definitely happen.

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kaluahmon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't lump us in with ATL, the rest of us are sane!

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geebeext 1 point ago +1 / -0

Accurate State of Mind