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JustAnotherPence 124 points ago +124 / -0

Women's mags only cover trannies now, like michael Obama.

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labajada 44 points ago +44 / -0

and hambeast.

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AdmrlNelson 25 points ago +25 / -0

Just look at how many times they put Michelle Obama on the cover compared to this angel, and the hypocrisy becomes palpable. One is objectively gorgeous and graceful, and one is a man.

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godstopper90 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trannies are considered the most beautiful women to the leftists.

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TrudeauIsAsshoe 7 points ago +7 / -0

It really feels like that happened over night, and it honestly puzzles me why. Is it because they see pushing the trans narrative as a way to control people? What's so great about people chopping their dicks off? I mean, you do you, but stop acting like everyone has to care.

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John_g6 7 points ago +7 / -0

Because leftism is a hive mind ideology with a mind of its own. It demands full adherence and loss of an individuals prior preferences and ideals. You MUST give everything. It conjures ever more absurd doctrines in order to flaunt its dominance over its adherence. With each victory, it takes a little more of the adherent’s soul, until they could be classified as something other than human.

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Fenianlad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just like Islam

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The_Shine_Whisperer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Transgenderism is just a reliable form of election fraud. Both Bruce and Kaitlyn Jenner get to vote.

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mylittleredpill 88 points ago +88 / -0

Its a shame, she is the best looking first lady of my time.

She also has an amazing personality to go along with the looks, smart too.

Better than Big Mike ever was or could be.

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FarmingLeftBollocks 41 points ago +41 / -0

What, you didn't like the push for better school lunches that turned out to be absolute low-level sludge they wouldn't even feed to prisoners?

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Modernturnkey 8 points ago +8 / -0

No, but I did like the extra taxes she pushed on snacks and soda, effectively taxing poor people almost more than her husband's end of year tax on poor people that couldn't afford his shitty insurance.

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FarmingLeftBollocks 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's funny when people say "I miss Obama".

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Catie 4 points ago +4 / -0

They keep talking about Obama Phones to this day. Rofl

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FarmingLeftBollocks 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL that was so absolutely ridiculous...Get your own phone called an Obamaphone, and get your insurance taken away and replaced by socialist medicine that doesn't work.

Trump's fault, of course.

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Modernturnkey 0 points ago +1 / -1

No kidding, right? I think the majority of the people that say it are those that were still living at home or had very few if any real responsibilities.

There's nothing wrong with either of those, but it does skewer perspectives of the world.

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that_sound 24 points ago +24 / -0

she is the best looking first lady of my time.

Of ALL time. By far.

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PurestEvil 10 points ago +10 / -0

But Big Mike was swinging her dick on television, I think that's a big push for feminism right there!

Although I am not sure how any of that works.

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mylittleredpill 9 points ago +9 / -0

Neither do I, but one thing is for sure:

They would say something about it either way.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 6 points ago +6 / -0

It was a feminine penis though.

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MastaJoda 5 points ago +5 / -0

This MSM is a national disgrace.

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bubble_bursts 41 points ago +41 / -0

She should wear it as a badge of honor.

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end_of_globalism 33 points ago +33 / -0

And chewbacca was in a dozen, go figure.

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stormcloud 11 points ago +11 / -0

It was blatantly obvious that the fashion rags were shilling their little hearts out in an attempt to make Michelle some paragon of beauty and style. In the end, they tried a wee bit too much.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 9 points ago +9 / -0

Chewbacca is STILL being put on magazine covers!

I saw one the other day!

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1Jungle77Dan6 30 points ago +30 / -0

to be fair, Michael was one of the physically strongest people to live in the White House, that does deserve some recognition

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AFLP 19 points ago +19 / -0

It’s theorized that big Mike would have been able to beat Roosevelt in a bare knuckle fight...Franklin, not Teddy, but still.

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ChrztyAnn 15 points ago +15 / -0

also the most manly looking first lady ever

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leg_hairs 12 points ago +12 / -0

Loved Big Mike's piece Men's Health mag about how she reps 600 lb. deadlifts.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wish I had trap muscles like Big Mike

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Goudeloch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Apparently Ellen Degenerate had a push up challenge on her show to promote some kind of fitness thing or maybe the school lunch debacle. Ellen won.

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1Jungle77Dan6 1 point ago +1 / -0

When you're pushing 200 lbs every rep, I mean come on man, of course Ellen won

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 25 points ago +25 / -0

GEOTUS is a very lucky man 😍

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dougkeenan 18 points ago +18 / -0

it's not luck

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Nomoralcompass89 23 points ago +23 / -0

This for sure. Woman is intelligent, gorgeous, and can speak 5 languages. But her predecessor is viewed as the bar for all FLOTUS to meet.

I wish i could meet Melania, just to speak with her in slovene. I think that would be pretty cool. Trump would probably get the autists to find out what we said.

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Illah88zillah 21 points ago +21 / -0

Considering she's beautiful, intelligent and Christian, yeah they hate that shit

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Junionthepipeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

The lack of a penis pisses em off too

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ChrztyAnn 18 points ago +18 / -0

Her inner beauty is what they don't want to show that's why she's never been on a cover. She truly loves the United States and is a genuinely caring person unlike the others that put on a front for the media but are bitches behind the scene

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INSSABOFA 17 points ago +17 / -0

And this is why all these rags and fake news are going down.

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Bigcity157 15 points ago +15 / -0

My GF likes to watch videos about big extravagant meals and formal events, shit like that. She pointed out to me that she can NEVER find one about Melania or the Trump White House. Dozens of videos of Big Mike and Barry or the Bush’s but not a single one of Melania explaining her menu or flower arrangements.

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Catie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah! What the heck!

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DoubleBased 12 points ago +12 / -0

This might be my new favorite image of Melina.

Oh, and flair your post. Its Monday.

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AngryAsian 11 points ago +11 / -0

AP Fact Check - False...The White House will be planning CHRISTMAS PARTIES, not "holiday parties" as they have stated

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 4 points ago +4 / -0

Snopes

•Pants on Fire!

Hillary did not wipe her servers, she used a digital program called BleachBit to erase the data on it

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LugNuts 9 points ago +9 / -0

The new fashion trend is jealousy and obesity.

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Financial_mom 9 points ago +9 / -0

It probably generated more interest in online searches. She's always popping up in my feed and I always click through. I would love to read about what she's thinking not just what she is wearing.

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ShadowyMrBlank 7 points ago +7 / -0

Melania is like an elfin goddess walking through a grove with waterfalls and flowers.

Big Mike is like a fat ass plumber with mustard stains on his shirt.

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goodguy [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

You have a way with words, lol.

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gaijin_ronin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yet we see big Mike, horse face and a dozen other tranny/blue hairs a week.

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GeorgeLincoln 6 points ago +6 / -0

Forget the fact that she's speaks more languages than any of the previous first ladies. We need to pay attention to the 'no penis and pretty' factors. These are some pretty damning qualities to have in 2020. ** ** Having taken the time to learn 6 different languages requires a certain amount of devotion and respect for those cultures. THIS IS NOT DIVERSITY. OnLy PaY aTTenTion tO hEr SkIn CoLoR.

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Free0fReddit 6 points ago +6 / -0

She made it onto the wall of my man cave which is a greater honor than being in ANY woman's ragazine.

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goodguy [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hell yea!

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wonderfulusa 5 points ago +5 / -0

Exactly ! ...Lady Bird Johnson & Eleanor Roosevelt made MANY covers, and I mean : ... FUCKIN' REALLY ! ! !

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myswedishfriend 5 points ago +5 / -0

Media Still Pissing Off Patriots, Despite Warnings

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TheDesertEagle 5 points ago +5 / -0

And Big Mike's schlong was in almost every womens magazine.

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GEOTUS45-4LIFE 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s so nice to have a First Lady that doesn’t have a Penis.

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DDragonE 5 points ago +5 / -0

Amen. An actual stylish icon being ignored. Makes you wonder what other fashion statements were political instead of actually a true trend. Everything is fake... never cared much for haute couture, more into style. Hope all these magazines go broke. Thankfully there’s online and screenshots!

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RiverFenix 4 points ago +4 / -0

We are the news now.

We introduced PEpe to the world, and there would be countless people wearing Pepe merch and have no idea why or where it came from.

Conservatism is the new counter culture and has been for ~15 years now..

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love_and_peace 5 points ago +5 / -0

We need a FLOTUS magazine

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DiamondsOnTheFloor 3 points ago +3 / -0

That would be so cool.

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goodguy [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Google is now raising the kids since parents are too stupid or don't have time to answer constant questions. Have a great day.

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unsquishable 5 points ago +5 / -0

Compare to Big Mike, even now, years after Barack's presidency.

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stormcloud 4 points ago +4 / -0

Considering what women's mags have been promoting for the last few decades, this may be a left-handed compliment.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 4 points ago +4 / -0

Her job literally was to be in photoshoots and yet not a single one after she became First Lady

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

unless by photo shoots you mean ejaculations.

then there's been many

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Goudeloch 4 points ago +4 / -0

One of this country's most beautiful, intelligent and glamorous women is First Lady. The embodiment of the American dream, an immigrant to the white house. And they treat her like trash. It's disgusting. I've never subscribed to any women's lifestyle magazines, and I don't regret it. A bunch of hot air and anti-woman/children/man/tradition filth.

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Catie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Big Mike is so much more beautiful, and brave. Don'tcha know! LOL Remember those horrendous orange high heel boots Mike wore and the media gushed? Like w t f.

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Bazzellle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why does she need them? She lives rent free in meat beasts and fem Nazis heads, can't scroll a liberal news feed without seeing her, and has Melania Monday here.

She is in the hearts and/or minds of more people everyday than any prior FLOTUS.

She doesn't need them. They need her.

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Bazzellle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why does she need them? She lives rent free in meat beasts and fem Nazis heads, can't scroll a liberal news feed without seeing her, and has Melania Monday here.

She is in the hearts and/or minds of more people everyday than any prior FLOTUS.

She doesn't need them. They need her.

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TheBehavingBeaver 4 points ago +4 / -0

true!

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wouldn't want my face on toilet paper either.

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Dial_Tone 4 points ago +4 / -0

Literally a super model and not one cover, while big traps mike mike gets cover after cover.

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Former_Libtard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mollie was a good girl. She knows the reasons why.