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KuzoKevin [S] 106 points ago +106 / -0

Looking forward to it. My money's on Boerbert.

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ModernKnight 51 points ago +51 / -0

IIRC, she's the one who's packing heat, so yeah, my money's on her too.

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colonial113 65 points ago +65 / -0

AOC: streams video games

Lauren: does some shooting pratice

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 15 points ago +15 / -0

Boebert: AOC lookin kinda sis

<click>

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IncredibleMrE1 14 points ago +14 / -0

And Lauren will win handily.

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TrumpTrainNov3 109 points ago +109 / -0

5 foot 0 based gun toting little hottie who owns a restaurant called "Shooters" in the city of Rifle, Colorado

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KuzoKevin [S] 41 points ago +41 / -0

When I first saw a story about her on the news, I fell in love. Smart and based in a very nice package.

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DickTick 24 points ago +24 / -0

God Bless America!

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IncredibleMrE1 13 points ago +13 / -0

We have the best women!

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Ebbie8708 4 points ago +4 / -0

She also has a bunch of kids, so she’s used to bullshit.

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snuggs316 58 points ago +58 / -0

we have quite a few conservative women joining congress; they've named themselves "the freedom squad." i'd put them up against the bitch squad, any day, all day.

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Maxberg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol.. bitch squad fight with emotions. Can't fight facts unless you're psycho.

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Brobold 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't imagine the stress of being on the Left. They're consistently negative about everything.

Explains a lot of why they all seem to be mentally ill.

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jamesjk1234 33 points ago +33 / -0

And she's hot. Damn

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watchman87 24 points ago +24 / -0

conservatives like electing hot girls to congress lol

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JoePCool14 7 points ago +7 / -0

conservatives like hot girls

FTFY

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watchman87 1 point ago +1 / -0

yayyusss

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IncredibleMrE1 22 points ago +22 / -0

We have the best women, believe me folks!

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TrumpTrainNov3 9 points ago +9 / -0

Tell that to the lefties...they'll agree! They hate women. And men, and well, everyone

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beta-detector 5 points ago +5 / -0

... and they're all without testicles!

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brownguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

And our women pack a different kinda heat!

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Memebomber 16 points ago +16 / -0

They are sorry they didn’t rig her votes. Next time Dominion and our communist SOS will correct that.

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HookLineSinker 15 points ago +15 / -0

AOC tried to make drinks with it, has never seen this recipe before.

Omar burned hers, then prayed to Mecca with her brother husband.

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Fenianlad 7 points ago +7 / -0

Imagine trying to just enjoy your drink while that twit prattled on about social justice and fair share and other communist claptrap?

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Fenianlad 6 points ago +6 / -0

A slug like that is probably playing “just the tip” with all the regulars

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Chad_Dudebroski 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Tipping enables employers to pay their servers less than minimum wage and i refuse to contribute to this system"

Despite tipped jobs being one of the easiest and most plentiful work available for unskilled labor to make a comfy single living, often easily outperforming that $15 minimum wage they swear will fix everything and cure AIDS.

Plus most people dont declare all their cash tips and don't pay taxes on-Ahhh i get it now

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Sleepyboy14 2 points ago +2 / -0

To quote Rain Mikamura "Don't underestimate the powers of a woman".

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meme_oil 10 points ago +11 / -1

congressional level kek.

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Carbum 9 points ago +9 / -0

They should all check out the second amendment

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MorbidlyOBeast 8 points ago +8 / -0

And a babe!

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Mooma 5 points ago +5 / -0

They promptly ripped it up, just like nancy pelosi.

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FThinkum 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did you know that if you listen closely to AOC you can actually hear the air rushing back into her skull to fill the vacuum.

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BigMikesBlackCock 4 points ago +7 / -3

Omar probably stuffed hers up her gay brother husbads asshole

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wrathofdog 3 points ago +3 / -0

I voted for her! I never even checked to see if she won. Just kind of assumed idiot liberals would win in a clean sweep in CO.

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Mad_Maximo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Too bad we fucked up with Hickenlooper.

And the fact no one seems to focus on fuck all of the fraud here outside Jen Griswold.

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100rounddrum 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s sad man, Denver and Boulder are pretty much communist at this point. They seem to be the ones determining who gets elected here which is bad

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Mad_Maximo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Golden is not too far behind, with a City Council of New Yorkers hellbent on removing the western motif for a LoDo style in the mountains.

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Bizz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn, me likey! Her and Madison Cawthorn are gunna give em hell!

I guess it's time I educate myself on who else is sitting in our new seats.

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StrangeLilFella 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hot freedom babes could save the world.

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VinnyMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

How many freshman Congressmen actually read their copy of the constitution, though?

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FightTheSWAMP 2 points ago +2 / -0

My goodness. I fell in love with this woman when she told Beto to try to take her Glock. Now I'm excited to see her in the House for the next few years. Total fucking smokeshow

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TangerineShine 2 points ago +2 / -0

THUG LIFE

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Luvs_2_Bop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ive been doing online-dating all wrong! Clearly i should've been on WIN to find the right kind of woman!!!

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watchman87 2 points ago +2 / -0

she a smoke show

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DarthJoshiahis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok- I’m in love

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Kbobiggs33 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love her!!

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fapoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

It probably burned them when it touched their skin

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PatriotPepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Need more in Gov't like her

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Choppermagic 2 points ago +2 / -0

and of course, she's smart and hot

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Illah88zillah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those two probably wiped their American hating asses with said constitution

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SoldierOnFire 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol. Colorado. Stirring the pot.

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VetforTrump2 2 points ago +2 / -0

with a letter not to use it apparently.

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concealedaces 1 point ago +1 / -0

They can't read so.....

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massivehairycleaner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably burned them.

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theneverman 1 point ago +1 / -0

She's going to outwit and then outlast them all, Godspeed God's Pede!

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CaptainPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

she has my heart <3

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cajun_robear 1 point ago +1 / -0

There needs to be much more of the Constitution studied in all levels of education. From elementary school thru college. Use it or lose it.

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3-10 1 point ago +1 / -0

They thought it was toilet paper.

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TwelveMoreYears 1 point ago +1 / -0

The spice melange

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shadowbanana 1 point ago +1 / -0

They probably used it as a placemat and wrote on it with crayons.

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The_RedWolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know a lot of elected officials don’t refer to it often but I’m actually pretty happy that the Congress’ paid staff do at least distribute it to the incoming freshmen.

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Madmanmp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shots Fired

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thistlemitten 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stone cold amazing.

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Helix6 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep, that's the kind of ladies that hang out on the right.

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Saltypede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aoc's copy is in the trash can she's too busy playing among us to read it