posted ago by Whispering_Stars
+375 / -0
Its such an obvious PR move, such a wholesome image and an innocent injury. Let's be real, he prbly tripped over himself when he got flustered stumbling towards some hapless child he wanted to sniff. You know what? I'm gonna go on record as saying an aid close to him confirms this.
Its such an obvious PR move, such a wholesome image and an innocent injury. Let's be real, he prbly tripped over himself when he got flustered stumbling towards some hapless child he wanted to sniff. You know what? I'm gonna go on record as saying an aid close to him confirms this.
A good practice is to assume they are lying about everything.
That's true, but we don't need to make a conspiracy theories of everything.
Just because he's a pedo, doesn't mean he tripped and fell while being a pedo. That's just a bunch of useless noise people can use against your 'theories'.
He fell.
There is no fucking question about it. Old people with dementia fall.
He probably doesn't even like his dog. It's probably a prop, because dogs make politicians look relatable. His poor dog probably is cared for by the "help".
Trump is apparently the first president in a century to not have a token dog. Pretty telling. Dude gives zero fucks about pomp and circumstance.
He probably isn't even aware that he has a dog.
His "dog" obviously hates him.
hey if you get a chance while you are getting the stumbling to get a sniff of the child theory confirmed, ask them if "playing with the dog" = smearing peanut butter on his crotch
Another anonymous source has in fact just confirmed this is true.
Hoooly shit. I knew it.
A high ranking official on the imaginary transition team?
I'll file this under images I never want in my head.
You and me both.
A source familiar with the dog's thinking confirms this.
... now confirmed by three anonymous sources
it does sound a bit like a homework excuse
Um.........no. In fact...FUCK NO!
I believe it like I believe GWB choked on a pretzel, passed out and that's how he got a black eye.
Ask him to remove the BOOT, so we can see the injury (aka - ankle monitor)
Yes. This.
if he was sniffing the dog's ass then i beweive
He lost his balance and fell. Everything about this fraud is a lie.
Maybe he was playing with his dog in the context that lots of teenage boys lock themselves in the bathroom to “play with their dogs”. Just a theory...
These deepstate weirdos love dog analogies. Comey made some sad tweet about his dog dying when GHWB or mcnoname died.
According to /pol/, a white dog reference may be a clue someone has turned.
Does anyone believe Biden knows he owns a dog?
If I was a senile old man, I would forget I was old and play with my dog.
But Im a dog person and am biased in that way.
Joe here seems to be a child person, so he was probably sniffing kids and one stomped his foot, breaking his feeble bones.
When you fart a stinker, always blame the dog. Nuff said.
He was probably chasing a little girl to sniff.
Jill isn't giving it up like she used to.
So his foot is hurt and then they show him walking to his limo. Wouldn't a wheel chair be appropriate at least at first? Or crutches?
It’s clearly total bullshit.
Gonna be just like McCain, pictures of Joe wearing the boot on the wrong foot.
Well, in his defense it was his dog playing with Biden. Got to know who is master.
No dog sniffs like this man.
People knowledgeable in President-Elect-Candidate Biden's thinking confirm he broke his leg intending to sniff kids.