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pingpongdingdong 15 points ago +15 / -0

Will he promise to no more dead interns as well?

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FromBilgewater 2 points ago +2 / -0

No. That's part of the Democratic Party platform. That's why he had to switch sides.

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GodfreydeBullion 9 points ago +9 / -0

Charlie Kirk?

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IncredibleMrE1 10 points ago +10 / -0

"You aren't a real conservative if you don't support bringing in cheap foreign workers to take your jobs!" Charlie Kirk?

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Wyrmshadow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Boom

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ProphetOfKek 7 points ago +7 / -0

Neither will his intern. She’s been voting democrat since they found her dead in his office.

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ChuckedBeef 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh no, what will they do without serial killer Beaker on their team???

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TheWilderness 5 points ago +5 / -0

Crazy Joe Scarborough.

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

Murdering joe Scarborough

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rtravisf 4 points ago +4 / -0

funny thing is we dont even like 95% of the republicans it just happens to be better than disliking 100% of the democrats.

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

I used to love that show, and I used to love Joe. He actually was the person who started my down the conservative path.

I met him in 2010 at Mika's book signing and told him he was turning me into a Republican. Mika was at the table too and she rolled her eyes. She wasn't happy with that statement.

The great thing is that I didn't buy Mika's book, I just really quick shook Joe's hand and left. Haha.

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Bullgod 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was never a conservative if he can just become a leftist for a paycheck and a hoochie.

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ODOnRedPill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait that douchebag is a "republican"? Dafuq is this nitwit talking about? Most of the repubs are useless anyways. The past four years clearly showed us that.

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Stable_Genius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine being a talk show host in MSNBC and claiming to be a Republican.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

How can you return to a party you never were invited to? Faggot...

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Drawdraw45 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bye pussy

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WinWinSovereign 1 point ago +1 / -0

God, they love a turncoat. What a bitch.

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AsaNisiMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bye Felicia.

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FuckTheOtherSide 1 point ago +1 / -0

SNL is generally trash but I can’t stop thinking of the episode where they were goofing on him for singing his shitty songs.

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DeboonkedFact 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like someone cut and pasted his eyes and mouth from a childhood photo.

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ChippingToe 1 point ago +1 / -0

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WooKie1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

And eyes that are too close together.

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Belleoffreedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

That man is a criminal. He is not one of us.

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BulletsForTeeth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Commies all look alike to me.

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Testosteroneape2000 0 points ago +1 / -1

Mr potatoe head