And so it begins... the corrupt media and their bullsh*t stories
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posted ago by I-am-Orlando
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Wait, are these authentic headlines because they're so ridiculous they seem like parody
The bullshit stories never ceased with these networks. They're just more and more obvious than ever.
Biden had a seizure and fell down the stairs.
Wait - as of last night the Marxist State Media were telling us that Chyna Joe had:
A minor sprain that a doctor looked at “out of an abundance of caution” - nothing to see here, folks, he’s fine!
Then it turned into a “hairline fracture” that will be fine and not restrict his movement in any way
Then it was “he may be wearing a boot briefly to expedite healing”
Now it’s: He’s got a BROKEN foot and will be wearing a boot for weeks
The complicit coverups of this sickly old geezer have begun. All Trump had to do was head to Walter Reed for a scheduled annual checkup and the entire media was immediately gleefully reporting that he had a devastating stroke and heart attack and all power of office had been transferred to Pence because Trump has to step down.
If by dog they mean the bitch Kamala and by tripped they mean, She hit him with a sledgehammer, then yes, Biden tripped on his dog.
Haha! "Airquotes -DOG"
Oooo noooo Karmala to take over now. They would drop him faster than gravity
which REALLY would have freaked them out
Lucky for him those campaign speeches are over. imagine him trying to jog down those steep steps to the stage in a giant air-cast boot.
Different in the sense that it needs to be "dementia-proofed" with all sharp corners padded, child-proofing on the dangerous cabinets, and a nurse that follows him around with his every quarter-hour medications?
Treason is death
BIDEN GOT THE BOOT lmao!! Just like Hillary did, right around ELECTION time.... it means they have an Ankle Bracelet, They're Not in JAIL yet! But the law keeps track of these bad people.
Yes, why isnt anyone else picking this up... mccain got it too. They even forgot which foot he had it on... member??
Yes but we also remember that nothing happened to any of them. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. You say they were under some form of arrest, you will need to prove that.
Ok buddy
I don't know what makes me sicker - that we have such a corrupt press that publishes slanted garbage like this or the people who eat it up no matter how bullshit laden it is.
They should show the movie of the dog chewing Chunky peanut butter out of Hunter’s diseased asshole. Which likely exists.
Damn you for making me visualize that.
CNN: People are on to us for reading human minds, so we have moved on to reading Dog Minds.
Next: How the love of faithful slugs will see Joe through tough times!
Contrary To What Trump Supporters Claim, Joe Biden Wasn't Sniffing Major's Genitals When The Dog Turned And Attacked
Every day I think CNN couldn't possibly get dumber.
Yet every day they exceed my expectations and manage to hit themselves in the head with a hammer one more time.
Maybe he tripped and it stuck in Kamala's bear-trap of a snatch. :P
Joe is so frail that he can't even stand up to his own dog.
Maybe one of these days, the media will ask Joe what superpower he'd prefer if he had a choice. I'd really love to know that.
"begins", lol. Good one.
Minor sprain to broken foot..... my
That ......escalated quickly
Is this for real? If so it’s so fucking stupid and the people that buy into this BS....lord help these idiots.
Of course it would be different. The media wouldn't make a huge stink about every little thing if Biden was President.
If the media runs scandal after scandal about Trump getting more ice cream, or how some people imagine that his doctors are probably lying about his health, then regurgitates Biden press releases on cue without complaint or question, that really says a whole lot more about the media than it does either Trump or Biden, doesn't it?
“I rest my case your honor”
Oh, it would be different, alright...
CNN can’t wait to be journalisming all over a Biden administration.
Don't forget his ice cream and socks.
He got his foot broken because he tried to broker a deal with Trump to rat out his superiors to avoid the death penalty.
Mafia is the story.
I know what's different about Joe's white house and Trump's, Joe's doesn't, nor will it EVER exist!!
LOLOL so predictable it's amazing
Any article whose title begins with "Why.." is usually a crock of bullshit.
How different his what will be? Bitch, please. Biden was not elected and there won't be enough left of him to run in 2024.
Kyle - time traveler.
What the actual fuck
Suck ups, sickening.