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Anon6992374 57 points ago +59 / -2

Ah yes, the Dick Head Army. I think they were introduced in season 37 of The Walking Dead.

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Isaiah53 19 points ago +20 / -1

But those shields are made of grey water rain barrels, previously made from recycled babies and soy.

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semisane17 17 points ago +18 / -1

You expect them to be able to hold metal shields? Ha!

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Saltflake 11 points ago +11 / -0

Which makes them fully bullet proof...right?

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Isaiah53 15 points ago +15 / -0

Well, yes, but really no. But you'll feel good about being shot.

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Saltflake 7 points ago +8 / -1

P.s. I like your username

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ArchbishopofKekistan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah. Prosecution takes time and money. The Insurrection Act is free with all that surplus Vietnam War ammo laying around...

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TangerineShine 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know someone who wishes to test your theory...in Minecraft...

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ClokworkGremlin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Those are splash goggles some of them are wearing. You hit those with something, it's going to leave a red goggle-shaped mark on your face for several days.

They're also not sealed.

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FormerGraveheart 3 points ago +3 / -0

You hit those with something

What, like a 5.56 round?

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ClokworkGremlin 0 points ago +0 / -0

No that'll just pass through, i was talking like a pepperball. You ever press those too hard into your face in chemistry class? It's not pleasant.

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Leatherwood 2 points ago +2 / -0

They look like they are standing in trash cans.