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Isaiah53 19 points ago +20 / -1

But those shields are made of grey water rain barrels, previously made from recycled babies and soy.

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semisane17 17 points ago +18 / -1

You expect them to be able to hold metal shields? Ha!

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Saltflake 11 points ago +11 / -0

Which makes them fully bullet proof...right?

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Isaiah53 15 points ago +15 / -0

Well, yes, but really no. But you'll feel good about being shot.

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Saltflake 7 points ago +8 / -1

P.s. I like your username

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Isaiah53 11 points ago +11 / -0

Thank you.

Did you know it's often called "The fifth gospel"?

It's even more remarkable because he transcribed it nearly 700 years before Jesus showed up.

And Isaiah knew exactly who He was, way before even His disciples did.

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ArchbishopofKekistan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah. Prosecution takes time and money. The Insurrection Act is free with all that surplus Vietnam War ammo laying around...

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TangerineShine 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know someone who wishes to test your theory...in Minecraft...

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ClokworkGremlin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Those are splash goggles some of them are wearing. You hit those with something, it's going to leave a red goggle-shaped mark on your face for several days.

They're also not sealed.

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FormerGraveheart 3 points ago +3 / -0

You hit those with something

What, like a 5.56 round?

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ClokworkGremlin 0 points ago +0 / -0

No that'll just pass through, i was talking like a pepperball. You ever press those too hard into your face in chemistry class? It's not pleasant.

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Leatherwood 2 points ago +2 / -0

They look like they are standing in trash cans.