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Monkey_Scrotum_Fever 26 points ago +27 / -1

I'm sure they'd be more than willing to accept if you went and just did it.

ALL PATRIOTS MUST NOW BEGIN PROTECTING THE FEARLESS UP AGAINST THIS MONSTER

WE'RE PATRIOTS. LIONS. START ACTING AS SUCH AND DEFEND YOUR HERD!

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SHALL_NOT 9 points ago +9 / -0

Once again we see our biggest weakness, which is a lack of organization. We have a problem: witnesses getting beat up and threatened. We have the means to fix it: 10 (or more!) armed pedes for every witness to stand guard 24/7. But we have no way to connect the two.

People worried about losing their jobs? We’ve got so many business pedes here that would love to hire a patriot that put their livelihoods on the line for this country. But we have no way to connect the two.