Ultimate play: Joe Biden actually rigged the election so that Comrade Sanders couldn't win, because they knew he might stand a chance.

President Trump already knew how corrupt Joe was and threatened to expose him if he continued to run.

Joe pleaded with the president and stated he rather be humiliated for fraud and imprisoned than let America devolve into a communist wasteland.

Joe gets imprisoned at the end of this, his dirtiest laundry safe, and America is great yet again.

.....(Except Joe is a spineless coward and wouldn't do any of this, and President Trump would likely have him hanged for Treason first.)