Ketchup billionaire takes time out of his busy schedule to talk to a confused dementia patient.
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posted ago by magnokor
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John Kerry made his money the Old-Fashioned Way:
He married it.
Sad part is the real ketchup billionaire (man) was a conservative.
Must have a magic cock
Nah. Just a willingness to hang up Madame Theresa's fur coat at cocktail parties and be Mr. Heinz.
I would have the sickest man cave on the planet.. but not at the cost of being someone's wife.
And nurse, pill watcher, etc....
YOU WANG?
She busted?
LOL But Please tell me what ketchup it is so my wife will never buy it again. To early for research. Thanks.
Exactly, he's not a Ketchup billionaire! He married one.
And she married Heinz.
I learn something new here everyday. I always thought she was a direct heir to the Heinz fortune. But you are right, she married one who died in a plane crash (suspicious?) in 1991 and then married Kerry.
Imagine how big of a bitch she is that he was the best gigolo she could get to put up with her shit, even with all that money.
Thats one boycott I won't be making 🤣
I don't like Hunts but...
If my favorite ketchup is one of the casualties to save the republic.. so be it.
I still have Tabasco.
hunts is the maga ketchup
"We stole this election for you Joe. You're not that popular."
"Huh, what election?"
Biden: "Whose Joe?"
Played hockey with Kerry a couple times. I asked him if I could wear his USA themed mitts for a shift once, he turned and looked at me and said “NO”. I chuckled as if he was joking. He looked right back out on the ice. Not a guy you want in your locker room.
"Don't tell my wife, but I prefer Hunt's to Heinz when I'm eating babies."
I'll bet Kerry is just counting down the days for the old Ketchup bag to kick the bucket.....
Do they like ketchup in Iran?
Don't forget John Kerry is the heir to the Forbes family fortune, the largest American opium dealers during the 19th century in China.
Should read ‘ketchup cuck’.
Why do you think old money bags stays married to him? She just wanted a cuck to hang up the fur coat and be Mr. Theresa Heinz.
"Quick Joe, take this snot - pthftht"
Operation Ketchup was real and everyone is overlooking it's significance
What bumbling idiots.