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Illuminaughtie 165 points ago +166 / -1

a touch of Karen about her but not enough to repel

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chuckachookah 132 points ago +133 / -1

More like a "Tina"... --that certain New Jersey-type broad that, while crude, is also not putting up with any shit. Loud and obnoxious, but often "tap dead centah".

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macrolinx 101 points ago +101 / -0

"Ms. Vito, please answer the question: does the defence's case hold water?"

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chuckachookah 44 points ago +44 / -0

^ Pedes. Every time... love you people.

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TheFountainhead 39 points ago +39 / -0

We got My Cousin Rudy, The Blonde Ms. Vito, and now we just need a Nice Southern Judge to realize the brilliance before him.

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GoldenHurrdurr 22 points ago +22 / -0

"What's a ute?"

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USRifle_Cal30M1 15 points ago +15 / -0

I’m sorry your honor, the two Youtttthhhhhhhhsssss.

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Tardigrade 10 points ago +10 / -0

The funny thing is he actually says youttthhhzzzz, still not quite proper.

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TrustingGod 3 points ago +3 / -0

Funny thing is, that actually came up during the AZ hearing. Haha

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somercet 15 points ago +15 / -0

R.I.P. Fred Gwynne.

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KarlHungus53 10 points ago +10 / -0

Anyone but Roy Moore...

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macrolinx 26 points ago +26 / -0

That movie should be required viewing in school for lots of reasons, not the least of which is her performance.

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Russian_ambassador 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's why I come here.

Last month has been kinda tough but, the high energy here has no brakes!

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Unapologetic 6 points ago +6 / -0

I drink in the high energy here, like a triple espresso. I need it.

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Truglow 4 points ago +4 / -0

No dought. It was a moral booster.

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chuckachookah 1 point ago +1 / -0

None. Zero brakes.

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CountBasey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Michelin XGV75R14

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HuggableBear 13 points ago +13 / -0

NO! The defense is WROAHWNG!

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chez_blunts 6 points ago +6 / -0

Defense. This is AMERICA.

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Tellman125 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Please approach the b**ch."

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HuggableBear 37 points ago +37 / -0

She looks like the librarian in a porno

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Magatronic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hello Mrs Robinson

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chuckachookah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah. That too. Lol.

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WhoWasThatMaskedMan 16 points ago +16 / -0

I was gonna say she has Jersey girl written all over her.

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n0w0y 11 points ago +11 / -0

you guys are so fucking awesome!!!! i was thinking about my cousin vinny when i listened to her check the donald.win and bammm you guys saw it too!

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zedsdedforever 11 points ago +11 / -0

“Hi mister, see you came in here for a haircut”, says Tina the hairdresser. Tina then proceeds to swallow your Gaylord.

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krackenPie 1 point ago +1 / -0

omg.. in all of the seriousness of the last few days ^this has me laughing out loud.. thanks Pede.. now.. no more fucking breaks

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zedsdedforever 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you, 30 second comedy breaks required to keep the fight going.

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One-Man_Riot 49 points ago +57 / -8

Furiously fucking a Karen like a true Alpha is a sure way to put them back in their place. It only lasts a few days, though.

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thewashambro 30 points ago +35 / -5

Middle aged pussy is always #1

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Trump2024 21 points ago +21 / -0

A little crude for the tone of the conversation but I'm in agreement.

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krackenPie 6 points ago +6 / -0

gets my up vote any day of the week

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Abovethefray 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dirty thirties ftw.....

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lalicat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lawd yes! If only I knew sooner.

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Harambe 2 points ago +3 / -1

That's why we refresh that lesson every few days.

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midareashi 26 points ago +26 / -0

She has that Sarah Palin hairdo

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Magamenow 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just makes it better.

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The_Yoyo 79 points ago +83 / -4

Freedom boner at full mast

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paganbutterchurner 8 points ago +24 / -16

lol you guys are fucked

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iamverybald 5 points ago +6 / -1

Username checks out

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RedPill78 56 points ago +56 / -0

She is still holding the good stuff for Rudy.

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IPMang 58 points ago +58 / -0

Man that was a YUGE sign for the doomers around here... "I'm not supposed to talk about this until next week" was re: Trump's legal team... She's part of the bomb drop we're all (...most of us...) expecting.

They have a plan folks!!

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Russian_ambassador 14 points ago +14 / -0

I came to realize weeks ago there always was a plan, years in the making.

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Harambe 4 points ago +5 / -1

Trump's had a plan since 2016 to catch these fucks.

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WhoReallyRunsThis 21 points ago +21 / -0

But she's gonna talk about it anyways.

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Harper42190 9 points ago +9 / -0

What did she say

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WhoReallyRunsThis 6 points ago +6 / -0

Eh, she was dropping bombs about stuff that is going to come out next week... She was pretty feisty with the dems on the right.

She kept saying "I wasn't even supposed to talk about this... But I'm going to tell you anyways."

Probably said it 3-4 times, I thought it was funny...But tbf, I can't recall what it was, I think I had heard it all already - but go back and watch her testimony; it was good, she was on fire, and looked much more confident and resolved than she did in the past.

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Brobold 13 points ago +13 / -0

She was definitely talking to them like someone who had something to destroy them with.

Everyone else was timid. Apart from that strong ebony queen.

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sigint1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think she was referring to the fact she was originally asked to be at the election office or something, where they were not supposed to have or handle ballots. She referenced that no one was monitoring it and it appears people were going in and out with ballots.

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watchman87 54 points ago +55 / -1

i have her on my FB messenger. she has a fiancé though

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PeaceThroughStrength 15 points ago +18 / -3

Kek you need to be stickied on this post.

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SordidPontification 11 points ago +11 / -0

>stickied

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bowlympicshero 45 points ago +48 / -3

I stan pink panties from AZ hearing.

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Bad_Wee 35 points ago +37 / -2

You saw that too. As soon as I saw her squat down in that skirt I paused and called my daughter in to show her what not to do on live tv.

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1st_Covfefe 34 points ago +35 / -1

Need screen cap, thanks!

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Alpha_Lemming 37 points ago +38 / -1

I do as well, so I can be sufficiently outraged by her immodesty.

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MasterKatarn 22 points ago +24 / -2

uhh 3rd for uhh science

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Trump2024 13 points ago +13 / -0

Did not disappoint.

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thewashambro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eh I was disappointed.

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WhersMyFuckngJetpack 8 points ago +8 / -0

My man

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1st_Covfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

You should be on Trump's legal team, you brought the goods!

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dethstouch1482 1 point ago +1 / -0

Senior Cooter.

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Alpha_Lemming 17 points ago +18 / -1

I lead a sad life, thank you sir!

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thewashambro 6 points ago +6 / -0

I too wanna know

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Unapologetic 2 points ago +2 / -0

That lady is super-sexy.

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Trump2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

Suuure that was the reason...when she caught you.

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Saltydog638 11 points ago +12 / -1

Yeah, I'm gonna need a link and a timestamp for that one, boss. Pics or it didn't happen.

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anteracorp 29 points ago +30 / -1
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ScreamingEagles 21 points ago +21 / -0

She sounds like my exgf that was from SW Michigan. Do they all have a nasally voice? I'm glad I am a Virginian, Southern accents are the best on women.

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Kavantar 8 points ago +9 / -1

Yes. I find it very AAAANNoyiiiiiiing

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pddx22 8 points ago +8 / -0

THANK YOU! I was working and couldn't watch, so being able to get right to her testimony was awesome!

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2020REBOUND 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is her some weeks ago talking about it some days after:

https://thedonald.win/p/11Q8glKqQ4/dominion-owner-nick-ikonomakis-w/c/

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KudzuKing69 16 points ago +17 / -1

Love those lips

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GoatseTheBrave 15 points ago +16 / -1

Hnnnnnnnngghhhhhh

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MageGills 3 points ago +5 / -2

Almost spit out my coffee on that one

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SordidPontification 5 points ago +6 / -1

The eyebrows annoy me.

Can we please go back to the 90s when nicely curated, arched eyebrows were a thing? I don't fancy making out with a cartoon character.

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CaptainQuip 3 points ago +3 / -0

What, you don't like the Groucho Marx look? /s

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SordidPontification 2 points ago +2 / -0

As much as I'd love to (/s) I think I have to pass!

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CaptainQuip 2 points ago +2 / -0

That means you'll miss seeing her matching post-menopausal moustache! 😆

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SordidPontification 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh lawd. I want to vomit a little, not gonna lie.

That's another area that needs to be well manicured! No hedge trimmers wanted!

...or one of these in particularly egregious cases.

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schiff_for_brains 3 points ago +3 / -0

The first half of the 90s featured big fuzzy eyebrows.

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SordidPontification 1 point ago +1 / -0

True, and it also had the whole 80s left-over cultural thing.

Perhaps I should specify late 90s/early 2000s were the ideal period for eyebrow curation?

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2020REBOUND 5 points ago +6 / -1

I don`t like her pointy elbows

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lucifer_fit_deus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hey, in OPs defense he did say thirsty.

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lucifer_fit_deus 6 points ago +6 / -0

In the desert, a mirage is a boon.

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Triptrop702 8 points ago +8 / -0

I like her glasses

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FreeSpeechMaster 8 points ago +17 / -9

I'm going to lick her asshole for a week!

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BurnedExperiment 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can you save some for the rest of us?

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FreeSpeechMaster 3 points ago +3 / -0

No. She may want other favors!

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KeepingAmericaGreat 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sign says, "Stay Away Fools," from the Trump Shack!

Dropping the B-52 bombs in 2020!

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OhioRed87 7 points ago +8 / -1

DSL!!!

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somercet 1 point ago +1 / -0

"You're not my coal mine supervisor!"

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nachosamplerREBORN 6 points ago +7 / -1

OMG - if that hair comes down I’m done for.

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Scrub_Anon 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'd like to get a peek of those ankles too, brother Joseph.

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MAGA_4EVER 5 points ago +6 / -1

How can she look both old and young at the same time.

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2020REBOUND 4 points ago +4 / -0

hair like she`s an older classy woman in the 60's and then the rest is matched to that but she's in her 30's or so..

https://thedonald.win/p/11Q8glKqQ4/dominion-owner-nick-ikonomakis-w/c/

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ScreamingEagles 4 points ago +5 / -1

It is her young face, with older style clothes.

Put her in a white blouse and a black dress and she would look really good as a secretary.

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Trump2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why'd you have to ruin the fantasy with clothes?

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schiff_for_brains 1 point ago +1 / -0

Makeup and big hair.

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OrangeElvis 5 points ago +6 / -1

Based FarSide hottie.

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skye_fire 5 points ago +5 / -0

a true patriot

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CommieCrats 5 points ago +5 / -0

lets forest weapons and chill

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miketrrapcom1 5 points ago +6 / -1

Stunning patriot indeed

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maga_gal 5 points ago +6 / -1

Karen, from the Land's End Fall catalogue.

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Circuspanda 4 points ago +4 / -0

Based Beehive

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Jikemenkins 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pass

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Guffman 3 points ago +3 / -0

B52 hairdo - Love Shack Baby!

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Pleepleus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone pick out her accent. Sounded north eastern.

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ScreamingEagles 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's Michigan.

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FORMERCHILDSTAR 1 point ago +1 / -0

I worked with a girl from N Ohio, very similar accent.

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lucifer_fit_deus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude. Are you kidding?

The Michigander accent is practically the inverse of a North East accent.

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Pleepleus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never met anyone from Michigan. I live on the west coast. Maybe that's why I brought it up...

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Pleepleus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Melissa just destroyed a elected Representative again tonight live. You catch it?

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lucifer_fit_deus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh yeah.

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UnderCoverTrumper 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's like a Brittany Spears Karen hybrid.

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FCHINA 2 points ago +2 / -0

C.I.A - Staple Street Vote Fraud investigation p4 An investigation into SEC filings has revealed that the firm which owns Dominion Voting Systems received $400 million dollars from a Swiss bank with close links to the Chinese government less than a month before the election.

The investigation centers on Staple Street Capital, which acquired Dominion Voting Systems in 2018.

Dominion Voting Systems operates voting machines in 28 states and has been accused by President Trump and his supporters of being involved in deleting millions of votes for Trump in addition to switching votes to Biden on election night.

“On Oct 8, 2020, Staple Street Capital filed SEC Form D offerings and sales amount of $400,000,000 with the Sales Compensation Recipient identified as UBS Securities,” states the investigation, which also notes that another payment of $200,000,000 was received in December 2014.

“UBS Securities is a Swiss investment bank which owns 24.99% of UBS Securities Co LTD, a Chinese Investment Bank. The remaining 75% of UBS Securities CO LTD is owned by the Chinese government,” states the report.

The overall owners of UBS Securities Co LTD are;

– Beijing Guoxiang (33%) – UBS (24.99%) – Guangdong Comm. Group [zh] (14.01%) – China Guodian (14%) – COFCO Group (14%)

Aside from UBS, the other four owners of UBS Securities are all Communist Chinese front groups.

Beijing Guoxiang is a state owned asset.

Guangdong Comm. Group 100% stakeholder is the Guangdong Provincial Government.

China Guodian is state owned enterprise administered for the SASAC for the state Council

COFCO Group is a state owned enterprise under the direct supervision of the SASAC.

SASAC The State-owned Assets Supervision and Administration Commission of the State Council (SASAC) is a special commission of the People’s Republic of China, directly under the State Council.

The revelation that Dominion Voting Systems has financial ties to the Chinese government via UBS Securities will bolster claims by Trump supporters that foreign actors working on behalf of Communist China may have sought to meddle in the presidential election to help Joe Biden.

Other connections between Dominion Voting Systems and the Chinese government have also emerged in recent weeks, including the company’s Core Infrastructure Manager of Information Technology, Andy Huang, who previously worked for China Telecom, which is “wholly run by the Chinese government,” reported the National Pulse.

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87900000000 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m just glad people are standing up - meanwhile the DOJ and FBI are compromised.... we live in a Banana Republic

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anewpatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I saw her testimony, holy smokes, talk about evidence. I feel like her testimony ALONE should warrant an investigation. Talking about a hidden warehouse, people rescanning BATCHES of votes, people not being trained, etc. Shit was wild.

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Iwasacheesemaker 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am curious about when these Ballots we run multiple times through the counting machine. Does the machine only read the votes? or does it know 1 vote to Trump and tie that vote to ballot number 1234567?

When have a stack of 50 run through 8-10 times is that just 500 votes or does the system know ballot 1234567 has already been counted?

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IPMang 1 point ago +1 / -0

What I don't understand is how they pass a recount like this? How could they know how many ballots were re-run when doing a recount? Ahhhh the images... The machines store images. So they could detect duplicates in the images, then add that amount back to the recount on the sly.

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2020REBOUND 1 point ago +2 / -1

Another angle at it where she takes more time . + comments

https://thedonald.win/p/11Q8glKqQ4/dominion-owner-nick-ikonomakis-w/c/

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CheckSix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn, what a smoke show!! 10/10 def would smash.

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Pat4ever 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you! All I could think was glasses off, hair down.

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Disagreeable 2 points ago +4 / -2

Eugh. Sorry not for me.

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MuhSoy 2 points ago +3 / -1

lolwut

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Truglow 2 points ago +2 / -0

She kicked their ass today.

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Randomwaffle 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really liked her testimony. I dont think she sounded like a Karen, but she sounded pissed. She was pissed at how she was treated on the 3rd,4th and was treated similarly today and pushed back

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S1000HD 5 points ago +5 / -0

And I’d get some sausage and peppers with her afterwards

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DeepDMingDeep 5 points ago +5 / -0

Never underestimate the allure of liberty.

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ValkyrieHoneybadger 2 points ago +2 / -0

She is an Italian Honeybadger....and she gives not one shit.

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JohnnyGrey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Conservative women are so sexy as hell! 😍

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TangerineShine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jenna Ellis is much more attractive

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RadMaxBTD 2 points ago +2 / -0

quick, get her a vest

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SludgeWarehouse 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is so hard listening to her talk though. Really doesn't know how to get straight to the point.

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deadlyblackcentipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

She’s the sexy librarian.

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TheSHazDroid 2 points ago +2 / -0

When I saw her today at the MI hearing. The camera angle was from the back. My mind said "Nurse Chapel" from Star Trek. Her hair bun.

She does have that "Hot Librarian" vibe.

Loved her attitude at the hearing.

IMHO I have little faith that much will come from State Legislators in time to fix this election. But it has informed the public to apply the heat on them for future elections.

I hope I am wrong on this. As for the 2020 election, my faith is in SCOTUS alone having the ability to stop the fraud and send it to the US House. The coordination on GOP watchers being harassed in several states all in the same manner is criminal.

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VetforTrump2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Been awhile since we hooked up.

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DavidFoster 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'd let her handle my hard drive.

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SonomaGA 1 point ago +2 / -1

Presidential erect u/davidfoster

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Skippy737 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet her babies are born singing the star spangled banner and saying the pledge of of allegiance

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Equality72521 1 point ago +1 / -0

That lazy eye is winking at me.