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chuckachookah 132 points ago +133 / -1

More like a "Tina"... --that certain New Jersey-type broad that, while crude, is also not putting up with any shit. Loud and obnoxious, but often "tap dead centah".

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macrolinx 101 points ago +101 / -0

"Ms. Vito, please answer the question: does the defence's case hold water?"

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chuckachookah 44 points ago +44 / -0

^ Pedes. Every time... love you people.

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TheFountainhead 39 points ago +39 / -0

We got My Cousin Rudy, The Blonde Ms. Vito, and now we just need a Nice Southern Judge to realize the brilliance before him.

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GoldenHurrdurr 22 points ago +22 / -0

"What's a ute?"

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somercet 15 points ago +15 / -0

R.I.P. Fred Gwynne.

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KarlHungus53 10 points ago +10 / -0

Anyone but Roy Moore...

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macrolinx 26 points ago +26 / -0

That movie should be required viewing in school for lots of reasons, not the least of which is her performance.

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Russian_ambassador 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's why I come here.

Last month has been kinda tough but, the high energy here has no brakes!

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Unapologetic 6 points ago +6 / -0

I drink in the high energy here, like a triple espresso. I need it.

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chuckachookah 1 point ago +1 / -0

None. Zero brakes.

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CountBasey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Michelin XGV75R14

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HuggableBear 13 points ago +13 / -0

NO! The defense is WROAHWNG!

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chez_blunts 6 points ago +6 / -0

Defense. This is AMERICA.

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Tellman125 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Please approach the b**ch."

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HuggableBear 37 points ago +37 / -0

She looks like the librarian in a porno

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Magatronic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hello Mrs Robinson

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chuckachookah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah. That too. Lol.

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WhoWasThatMaskedMan 16 points ago +16 / -0

I was gonna say she has Jersey girl written all over her.

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n0w0y 11 points ago +11 / -0

you guys are so fucking awesome!!!! i was thinking about my cousin vinny when i listened to her check the donald.win and bammm you guys saw it too!

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zedsdedforever 11 points ago +11 / -0

“Hi mister, see you came in here for a haircut”, says Tina the hairdresser. Tina then proceeds to swallow your Gaylord.

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krackenPie 1 point ago +1 / -0

omg.. in all of the seriousness of the last few days ^this has me laughing out loud.. thanks Pede.. now.. no more fucking breaks

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zedsdedforever 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you, 30 second comedy breaks required to keep the fight going.