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MI Dominion whistleblower Melissa Cardone -- Every thirsty Pede's new favorite crush (media.patriots.win) ⚠️ HIGH ENERGY⚠️
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– SordidPontification 5 points ago +6 / -1

The eyebrows annoy me.

Can we please go back to the 90s when nicely curated, arched eyebrows were a thing? I don't fancy making out with a cartoon character.

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– CaptainQuip 3 points ago +3 / -0

What, you don't like the Groucho Marx look? /s

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– SordidPontification 2 points ago +2 / -0

As much as I'd love to (/s) I think I have to pass!

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– CaptainQuip 2 points ago +2 / -0

That means you'll miss seeing her matching post-menopausal moustache! 😆

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– SordidPontification 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh lawd. I want to vomit a little, not gonna lie.

That's another area that needs to be well manicured! No hedge trimmers wanted!

...or one of these in particularly egregious cases.

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– schiff_for_brains 3 points ago +3 / -0

The first half of the 90s featured big fuzzy eyebrows.

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– SordidPontification 1 point ago +1 / -0

True, and it also had the whole 80s left-over cultural thing.

Perhaps I should specify late 90s/early 2000s were the ideal period for eyebrow curation?

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