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literallyMikePence [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

"hello fellow citizen 008345, what content have you been consooming during the government mandated lockdown?"

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bbsquat4me 15 points ago +16 / -1

Your average American is absolutely clueless. We are in for a RIDE if marital law goes down.

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literallyMikePence [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

ah yes, I have matched with many low quality, consumerist, and mentally ill women. Dating apps are retarded.

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HotDogWithMustard 7 points ago +8 / -1

Man you really charmed her with that response 🤣🤣🤣

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Pleepleus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not enough context but I'm not betting on her.

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AzDesertRat2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Let them eat cake 🎂

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jubyeonin 6 points ago +7 / -1

Worst season ever.

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BrakeRemovalMechanic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reply: I'd give you a synopsis, but the concept is just too ridiculous to believe.

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honeymussie 6 points ago +6 / -0

It'd actually be really funny if he started describing things, "a virus from a lab is released on the world so a shadow government can commit massive fraud during an election and stage a globalist take over. Civilization breaks down as the media manufactures a war between neighbors based on racial issues. After a botched assassination attempt with the virus, the president grows stronger and takes on the globalists. I'm on the final season, I can't wait to see the ending". I'm not sure she'd catch on.

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BrakeRemovalMechanic 5 points ago +5 / -0

"People started rioting over a junkie who ODed because he swallowed his stash while the cops were arresting him. The media made him a national hero and he was buried in a gold coffin after touring the country for his funeral."

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TripleBlack 5 points ago +5 / -0

Y'all should write a short story about 2020 in the same abstract tone.

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BrakeRemovalMechanic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Heh. I might.

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honeymussie 4 points ago +4 / -0

"For some reason there's a hologram of him at a holocaust museum. I honestly thought that one was in poor taste, equating a media hoax to the holocaust like that..."

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