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contender 12 points ago +12 / -0

or "Bob when you come in tomorrow wear a dress and heals or your fired!"

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Wtf_socialismreally 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fuck, put me on a board of directors and I'll do some Chuck and Larry shit.

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4more 3 points ago +3 / -0

And to kill 2 birds with one stone you are now bobra (a lesbian)

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Zadok 16 points ago +16 / -0

NASDAQ stands for National Association of Security Dealers Automatic Quotation. All of the security dealers would have to agree to this rule change and most of them aren't that stupid.

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Anaconda [S] 9 points ago +15 / -6

You would be shocked how leftist these companies are now. NASDAQ is predominantly tech related companies. And look how cucked 99% of them are now.

I believe this will happen very soon.

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Zadok 7 points ago +7 / -0

The listed companies don't make the rules. Merrill Lynch, Goldman Sachs, et al. make the rules.

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Notice the A doesn't stand for American.

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trevortheshone 15 points ago +15 / -0

How about we make a new exchange for companies that have qualified people at the helm. Then we take all the nasdaq rejects and watch the nasdaq crumble and lauch in the faces of the woke companies who try to get listed with us as their share plummet to the depths of the earth.

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Huff0341 2 points ago +2 / -0

There was a push for another exchange based out of SF for long term investors with less requirements. It’s not crazy to think a new exchange could pop up. Or a foreign exchange would take the listings and eventually out compete.

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bellcurvestrikesback 8 points ago +8 / -0

What about bi

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bellcurvestrikesback 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do you have to be str8 gay or is bi good enough to count as nonciswhitemalepoints

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Wtf_socialismreally 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bi implies two genders ree

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HatnNewLognReqs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol no it doesn't

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deportingcucks1776 0 points ago +1 / -1

yes it does

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wethedownvoted 8 points ago +9 / -1

By putting one PGQLB+ on every corporate board, they are going to be severely over-represented with respect to the population at large

If they are 4% of the population, and a board averages at 10 persons, there should only be 4 faggots for every 100 directors, resulting in only 4 companies in 10 satisfying the requirement.

So by insisting on 1 for every 10, or 10% of seats instead of their demographic expected 4%, they gain 250% representation.

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Axiom502 7 points ago +7 / -0

HONK FUCKING HONK

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DZone 6 points ago +6 / -0

😂 frigging bananas Come on guys this is easy, just some white dude supposed to say I identify as a woman fill in the blank whatever... Can you go for a beer with Continued NASDAQ listing

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HatnNewLognReqs 2 points ago +2 / -0

shims got brass balls... wears em on a lovely chain around sher neck

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Bizz 4 points ago +4 / -0

I bet that unqualified diversity hire is going to demand a pretty extravagant salary comparable to their counterparts too.

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latetotheparty 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damn the shareholders! Full "equity" ahead!

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contender 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like we need new index maybe name it "PARLOR "

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FucKamala 2 points ago +2 / -0

That would be suicide. Wont happen

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MAGA_Argent_Crusade 2 points ago +2 / -0

"All companies on Nasdaq must have a CCP member on the board."

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thelastlast 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol let them do it, NASDAQ is a business that will get woke and go broke just like every other business that followed suit

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 2 points ago +2 / -0

This nation survived almost 200 years without NASDAQ and we sure as shit can do it again.

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Isaiah53 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am entirely serious about this...

A MAGA Securities Exchange could be put together rather quickly, which would allow conservative companies to go public.

This, in turn, would squeeze out the chicom sponsor corporations in the currently-rigged market.

  1. Companies on the MAGA Exchange would have to have all company principals and investors background-checked.

  2. Short sales would be absolutely forbidden.

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V_exodus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Prolly cover themselves extra by hiring a black female multiple personality disorder person who dresses like a dude a few days a week

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RightIsMight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Time to open a new exchange to bypass the bullshit. Get woke, go broke.

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Censorddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Discrimination!!

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Mrs_Fonebone -2 points ago +5 / -7

OMG CONCERN TROLL IS CONCERNED! IT"S THE END OF THE US!

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Anaconda [S] -3 points ago +4 / -7

You tell us why this is great, faggot. Is this part of "the plan"? 4D chess?

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Harambe 0 points ago +1 / -1

All you do is doom. Faggot