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vudka 139 points ago +140 / -1

HOW tf does cnn still exist the ratings are trash nobody watches them how are they making money i dont remember cnn advertising anything

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Bigpandas1 38 points ago +38 / -0

Beat Vanderbilt!

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OVERMENSCH 2 points ago +3 / -1

I’ll have what you’re having

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Error404 13 points ago +15 / -2

Girls kicking the ball a few yards toward the sideline and running away from the play to the bench is somehow “according to leftist ideology” the same athleticism as JaDaveon Clowney straight up bringing the reckoning to an opponent in the backfield 1 second after the snap

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LordLag1 10 points ago +11 / -1

What a disgrace that was. A freshman high schooler could have done a better kickoff. He would need to be a dude of course.

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Organist 18 points ago +19 / -1

Stop watching the NFL ffs. Stop simping for these thugs you cucks.

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TalmudIsToiletPaper 9 points ago +9 / -0

Most only saw the clip here at glorious T_D.Win. Nobody was watching that sportball BS.

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FormerGraveheart 4 points ago +4 / -0

I didn't even see the clip at all, and would like to know what everyone's talking about.

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Maga_bigly 5 points ago +6 / -1

Chill out dude. It's some shitty college team. I watched a Hodge twins video of them making fun of her. Nobody actually saw the game. Just that one play because it was pathetic.

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PeteButtplug 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was some college game. Not the NFL.

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LordLag1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I stopped watching the NFL and playing fantasy football 3 seasons ago. This kick was in college which I never watched. The video was pretty widely circulated and I used to be a huge football fan so... Commenting on clip doesn't = "simping for these thugs".

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booblitchutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Visiting a relative around Thanksgiving he had football on the TV. I sat in a chair with my back to it the whole time.

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Maga_bigly 6 points ago +6 / -0

Stunning and brave! LMAO

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VetforTrump2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stunning and brave would be able pound xir in pink hair and manicured long nails going out there and playing center hiking the ball. Now that I'd like to see.

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Ogcarvattack 3 points ago +3 / -0

i always wonder what goes on in such wealthy families like the vanderbilts that drives their son to kill himself, and produce an anderson pooper.

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Ogcarvattack 1 point ago +1 / -0

toobin was lubin

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Liberty_or_Death 12 points ago +12 / -0

2nd largest criminal org in the world behind china

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SWORDofLIBERTY 7 points ago +7 / -0

3rd. CIA is still behind the bankers, and basically funded by them.

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 3 points ago +3 / -0

Soros

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SWORDofLIBERTY 8 points ago +8 / -0

Rothchlld aka the bankers poster boy, is above soros in the chain. It all leads back to the bankers.

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vudka 4 points ago +4 / -0

Who are the main Rothschilds that are alive and pullin the strings

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SWORDofLIBERTY 7 points ago +7 / -0

Now you're finally asking the real questions. This is why they use Soros as the middle man to middle man for them. So you'll never see who they are. And more importantly, you'll never see who they report to, until we force them in the open

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ChuckedBeef 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yup, government funded propaganda.

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EagleI 2 points ago +2 / -0

cable and satellite subscriptions

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Slatebelter 17 points ago +17 / -0

Carriage fees. Everyone who subscribes to cable tv pays then.

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vudka 3 points ago +4 / -1

I’m on dish I have unsubscribed from cnn so it’s not on my channel list assuming a lot of people have unsubscribed how would they still make money

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UsedOnlyTwice 5 points ago +5 / -0

Whole shit ton of boomers still getting basic and using aol.

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FireannDireach 1 point ago +1 / -0

Drop in the bucket compared to their other deals.

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Bigpandas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Duh, made up stats

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EagleI 1 point ago +1 / -0

they still get the subscription money, I'm sure.

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Morg 15 points ago +15 / -0

If I recall they are going bankrupt and there were jokes of Trump purchasing the network

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20KAG20 5 points ago +5 / -0

That would be something.

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AprilShowers 47 points ago +47 / -0

Guys an absolute degenerate. Like a decade ago he had an affair with his coworkers daughter. Girl got knocked up. He tried to get her to have an abortion. When she relented he resorted to threatening her day after day like he was bullying a school girl. With time running out he desperately tried to pay her to abort the child. When she finally had the kid he just stopped picking up the phone.

There were rumors at the time that the dad (his coworker) kicked the shit out of him when he found out.

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jaubrey 12 points ago +12 / -0

yikes...

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PosterIsDead 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jeff Greenfield.

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Takeshima 1 point ago +1 / -0

hmm i see a pattern here..

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh shit I forgot about that, that was also Toobsteak!

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RabidZoo 13 points ago +13 / -0

Tubesteak Tuggin' Toobin

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MuhSoy 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ughhhh I’m gonna TOOOOOB

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rentfREEEE_since2016 18 points ago +18 / -0

lololol! How hilarious would it be if James HAD THAT CALL RECORDED?? 😂 😂 😂

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BoilingEnema 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was posted on 4chin that day

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HatnNewLognReqs 14 points ago +15 / -1

looooooooooool 👌

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BostonStillLovesYou 13 points ago +13 / -0

Sir/Ma'am, You are correct. Sincerely, Not Retarded

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fraterggnm 12 points ago +13 / -1

He should just embrace it. Start a youtube show called Lubin' With Toobin.

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Mark0alag0 6 points ago +7 / -1

Not only should he embrace it, but he should, um, milk it for all it’s worth. Do his own podcasts. Go on Joe Rogan. Sell mugs. Get advertisers.

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booblitchutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

DONT YOU KINK SHAME ME, SHITLORD!!1

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glow-operator-2-0 10 points ago +10 / -0

metoobin

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Spez_Isacuck 5 points ago +5 / -0

OMG I’M ZOOOOOOMING!!!

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Rufus_Shinra 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or, "roughing up the suspect."

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booblitchutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Beating the bishop?

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Toetag 4 points ago +4 / -0

"CNN's Chief Anal Cyst" FTFY

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IzzyTX 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jeffrey Coomin!!!

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Theannihilatrixx 4 points ago +4 / -0

Savage. You really gave him a Toobin. You got him coming and going.

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LeftistsAreInsane 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fucking hell that's funny!

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debacle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nihilism eats people from the inside.

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TangerineShine 3 points ago +3 / -0

TCHYNA

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Mintap 3 points ago +3 / -0

It would suck to be the Project Veritas undercover investigative journalists that have to watch some perv toobin it over a video conference call.

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f_bastiat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Legal Analysis Results: While not necessarily illegal, masturbating on a Zoom call will get your fired.

Toobin sigining off.

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wolf_shitzer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jeffrey "Loobin" Toobin

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Odin 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's time for CNN to burn🔥

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KajensAngel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do we really need to hear that? Really?

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KajensAngel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok. I’m good with that. 👌

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makemyday007 2 points ago +2 / -0

Common man, look at him. Does he look like a guy that has a lot of pleasures in life? Let him have this one! s/

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Trumpman1 2 points ago +2 / -0

He looks like he feels a little overdue for some mastertoobin. And are those tortoiseshell frames on those glasses? Suits him. But those frames are too small for that fat head.

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JoeCumia 2 points ago +2 / -0

This guy is finished, and I now laughed every time I see his face.

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Hypmoden 2 points ago +2 / -0

go away I'm Toobin'

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The_red_hat 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just choked on a jelly snake laughing.

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circusmonkey [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

masturbating

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lubin' the Toobin!

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CulperRing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, CNN is basically progressive masturbation.

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YUNG_GUAC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Textbook Coomer.

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Kringle88 2 points ago +2 / -0

The concept of at&t wanting to sell cnn and geotus potentially looking to start a real news network could be a merger blocked by the FCC, FTC, HHS, DHS, CPS, on the basis of suicide prevention. Picture the head explosion scene from Kingsmen

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Knight1_of_Sunset 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lubin Toobin COOOOOMING all over the place!

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DaddySmooth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not sending their best

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Airvh 2 points ago +2 / -0

At least he went down with a smile on his face!

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Madman2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Toobin snake boogie

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MAGANYficent 2 points ago +2 / -0

Come one, come all! We be roooobin' the Toobin...

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Strike_Eagle784 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rubbing off a Toobin on the Toob.

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HalfKing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Toobin was working on a coomer on the zoomer

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JamesBond007 2 points ago +2 / -0

That prick was “wargaming” this election fight with a group of ugly bottom feeders. Research these gems:

“Two people who were on the call told VICE separately that the call was an election simulation featuring many of the New Yorker’s biggest stars: Jane Mayer was playing establishment Republicans; Evan Osnos was Joe Biden, Jelani Cobb was establishment Democrats, Masha Gessen played Donald Trump, Andrew Marantz was the far right, Sue Halpern was left wing democrats, Dexter Filkins was the military, and Jeffrey Toobin playing the courts. There were also a handful of other producers on the call from the New Yorker and WNYC.”

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Mooma 2 points ago +2 / -0

AT A CO-WORKER. This wasn't the case of someone who forgot to close the laptop cover.

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Monkeybeardontcare 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can you imagine if tucker was caught doing that? It would be playing on the need for years